Roses Are Red Poems

These poems are by different people. I must give credit to my friend Aileen who started the idea in study hall one day! If you have a funny rose poem, send it to me please!

Note: opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of the Page Creator (me)!!!!

Roses are red,
Green is the grass,
Four words for you:
Kiss my freakin... rear.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here's an astronomy lesson:
The world does NOT revolve around you!
Roses are red,
Sting's eyes are blue,
If I had one wish,
I'd kidnap you.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
You asked me out,
And I said, "Yeah right!"
Roses are red,
Azaleas are pink,
Diamonds sparkle,
And Backstreet Boys stink.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You smell like a monkey,
Go live in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Marigolds are orange,
If you diss me, whatadilly,
You'll be dead as a doorhinge.
Roses are red,
Salt is, uh, salty,
You think you're groovy, baby,
Cause youre teeth are all faulty.
Roses are red,
Bananas are yellow,
Now kiss my @ss
Like a nice little fellow.
Roses are red,
But you won't find them here,
It doesn't even matter,
These poems are queer!
Roses are red,
Green is the grass,
And I'm another sick bastard
That wants to rhyme "ass".