"EASIER THAN YOU THINK"
Tremere is sitting in his study, looking gloomy. Etrius and Goratrix are standing in front of him. Tremere starts to sing in a sad tone
Etrius brightens up
ETRIUS & TREMERE: (in a defeated tone)
Goratrix jumps in with a HUGE grin and maniacal handwaving, as the melody becomes more upbeat and the chorus kicks in
Goratrix does the "jazz hands" and a slower tempo resumes
Etrius starts to circle Goratrix, looking worried
Tremere stands up and spreads his arms
Change of scenery into Goratix's chamber, where Tremere and his Inner Circle have circled a bound and gagged Tzimisce. They dance around it menacingly, waving really cheesy wands and looking more like Harry Potter wizards than evil medieval warlocks
TREMERE AND INNER CIRCLE:
There's a huge flash and a puff of pink smoke. When the smoke clears everyone looks much paler and kind of surprised
ETRIUS: (in a voice seething sarcasm)
Tremere launches in to the C-part of the song while patting Etrius on the back with one hand and grabbing Meerlinda's butt with the other.
Cue a montage in which various members of Clan Tremere diablerize lots of different vamps. Tremere keeps singing on the background the whole time
Last scene in the montage is the diablerie of Saulot, during which Tremere sings:
With that he diablerizes Saulot while Etrius and Goratrix wave lighters in the air and go: "Aa-aah, Aa-aah"
Tremere and Goratrix leave the haven, taking dance-steps and humming 'Easier than you think' cheerily. Etrius stands alone looking at Saulot's ashes. The chorus tone starts to play, much sadder and slower than before.
Shocked silence for a second, and then, with great anguish and passion:
Oh could it be?
Fade to black, then a giant text: "GEHENNA: THE MUSICAL. COMING FEB '04"
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