Stories, poems and what-nots

Small minds talk about people. Mediocre minds talk about things. Great minds talk about ideas. _________________________________________________________________________________________________ Teenage Dreams It's not enought to have the dream unless I'm willing to pursue it- It's not enought to know what's right unless I'm strong enough to do it- It's not enought to join the crowd, to be acknowledged and accepted-I must be true to my ideals, even if I'm left out and rejected- It's not enough to learn the truth unless I also learn to live it- It's not enough to reach for love unless I care enough to give it. -Unknown __________________________________________________________________________________________________ A summer's pasture At my gate beckon's me astray- To places found in lover's dreams and easy winter days. Sky of liquid dyed blue scenes follow close upon my mind long dark trains of empty clouds and simple musical strains. Lots of fruit and willow trees follow from behind. dreams. Dreams. -unknown __________________________________________________________________________________________________ This was the quiet time, the day just put to rest. Tomorrow would have to be planned. But not quite yet. __________________________________________________________________________________________________

Movies

• Gleaming the Cube (Christian Slater hell yeah)
• The Saint (loved the switching of characters)
• The Fifth Element (a great movie with the delicious Bruce Willis)

Signs You are Too Drunk

• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
• You fall off the floor...
• At AA meetings you begin: My name is ..um..
• Hey 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
• You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep fully clothed. -hmm
• Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
• Roseanne looks good.
• That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
• I'm as jober as a sudge.
• The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
• You wake up screaming Toro! Toro! Toro! in the middle of the night.
• 24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case-coincidence?? -I think not.

Pickup lines

• F*ck me if I'm wrong but don't you want to kiss me?
• All those curves and me with not breaks.
• I lost my phone # can I have yours?
• I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• (look at the shirt tag) When they say what are you doing?, Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
• Can I flirt with you?
• My name's ______ That's so you know what to scream.
• My name's _____ but you can call me lover.
• You must be tired, Why, You were running through my dreams all night
• The word of the day is legs, Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
• Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
• Say that's a nice (article of clothing) can I talk you out of it?