HEY EVERYONE!
I'M
MISU THE CAT
I am half Lynxpoint and half Himalayan. I am now 15 years old,
I weigh more than 12 lbs, I have BIG crystal blue eyes, and I am
REALLY BEAUTIFUL....I look just like a wild lynx! You pronounce my name Mee-SOO...like ME, TOO! Oh, and I am kinda
chubby so I walk "slew-footed" as my ladies call it!
I live with my family Sunny, Rainbow and their Mom, whom I call
Helen. They rescued me frpm a shelter and we have been together for over 11 years now.
I sleep on an antique MINK STOLE that I managed to con Sunny out of, cause she used to WEAR it! I really love it and knead it with my paws all the time!
I have lotsa cool toys like a beautiful used and well-loved scratching
post, a peacock feather which is now pretty raggedy and a great
fuzzy stuffed ball that I can kick with my hind legs.
Every day one of my ladies feeds me cat snackies by hand. YUMMMMMM-EE
They have lots of fuzzy soft blankies for me to sleep on. i love
to cuddle with them each night. Sometimes I wake one of them up
at 3am if I am lonesome!
I BASICALLY DO WHAT I WANT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! They wouldn't
even think of trying!
Sometimes I help Rainbow make her beadwork. YAWN! B-O-R-I-N-G!
She makes wonderful bright shiny amulet purses and other things.
I like to sit under the lamp while she works. SOMETIMES I get the
tiny little beads on my NOSE.....ACHOOOOO! But most of the
time I just hang out on the desk to keep her company. When I want
her to pet me, I sit on the project she is workng on. We sew together.
I plop my big cat butt down on whatever she is working on. I love
the tissue paper patterns and the ribbons and threads!
I LIKE TO LIE ON THE FLOOR WITH MY LEGS POINTING AT THE CEILING.
I WOULD NEVER EAT A MOUSE. HOW DISGUSTING! I only ever eat CAT FOOD!
I LOVE ICE CUBES IN MY PINK WATER GLASS.
I DON'T DO IT OFTEN, BUT I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SING OPERA! I MAY
EVEN BE BETTER THAN PAVAROTTI!
I WAS RESCUED FROM THE SHELTER...I spotted them right away when
they arrived and looked as sad as I could. It must have worked because
her we are still together after almost eleven years...AND
WE'RE STILL HAVING LOADS OF FUN! They don't even mind if I wake
them up in the middle of the night JUST to say "Hello!"
(MEOOWWWWW).
I really like petting! The more the better. I
just purrrrrrr and they love that! They will pet me as long as I
want...or until I get enough and BITE them! THEY like when I rub
noses with them, but "nose kissies" are not given out
EVERY DAY. Only when I WANT!
Sometimes Rainbow and I swing dance to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy! My
favorite is "Mr. Pinstripe Suit" Cause I am a pinstriped
CAT, a real HEPCAT I am!
I LOVE The Brian Setzer Orchestra, too!
I can really JUMP JIVE and WAIL!
AND do I ever love "Cat on A Hot Tin roof". You should
see me dance to THAT one!
USUALLY ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLINK MY BIG BABY BLUE EYES AND
I CAN GET ANYTHING I WANT!!! ESPECIALLY MORE SNACKIES!
They make up silly songs about me all of the time. THe funniest
one ends "...BOOM BOOM BOOM!" I shake my booty
from side to side then and I say "BOOM"...BUT,
of course it sounds like "MEEEEOOOOWWW". Maybe some day
we'll do a conga line....WHAT FUN THAT WILL BE!
I love to visit Ma in her bedroom. I have a special
place to sit on her bed. She scratches me with my back scratcher,
pets me and talks to me. I can con her into more snackies a-n---y
old time! I just look up at her in her electric wheelchair and meow
my saddest MEooowwwW and like MAGIC....POOF!...OUT COME THE CAT
SNACKIES...YUMMMMMM! WORKS EVERY TIME!
Sunny sometimes reads the Tarot cards.
HMMMPH! She thinks she knows all and sees all, but that's
really ME! I HAVE E-S-P.....EXTRA SNACKIE PERCEPTION!
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