KIWI-ESE
"Introductory Guide To The Language"
NZ phonetics say these out loud and you'll get them! - After years of trying and failing to understand what they're saying, following these easy steps, you can finally hold a conversation with a New Zealander.
What You Hear | What It Means |
A MEDGEN | Visualise, Conjure up mentally, also John Lenon's first solo Album "Imagine" |
BETTING | "Betting Gloves" are worn by "Betsmen" in "Crucket" |
BRIST | Part of the human anatomy between the "Nick" and the "Billy" |
RUST | Part of the human anatomy between the "Fingers" and the "Elbow" |
BUGGER | As in "My dad's bugger then yours" |
FUSHEN CHUPS | What good Catholics eat each Friday. |
CHULLY BUN | "Chilly Bin" also known as an Esky or Cold Box |
COME YOUSE | Controversial captain of the Australian Cricket team resigned tearfully in favour of Allan Border. "Come" insisted thut all deliveries be over arm. Full Name: Kimberley John Hughes. |
DIMMER KRETZ | Those who believe in Democracy. |
ERROR BUCK | Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" &"Libernon" |
EKKA DYMOCKS | University Staff |
GUESS | Flammable vapour used in stoves |
CHICK OUT CHUCKS | Supermarket point of sale operators. |
SENDLES | Sandles, thongs & open shoes. |
COLOUR | Terminator, violent forecloser of human life, murderer |
CUSS | Kiss |
DUCK HID | Term of abuse directed mainly at males. |
PHAR LAP | NZ's famous horse christened "Phillip" but wasincorrectly written down as "Phar Lap" by an Australian Racing official who was not well versed in KIWIESE |
DUNNESTY | US Television soap opera starred Joan Collins as Elixirs Kerrungton |
ERROR ROUTE | Arnott's famous oval shaped "mulk error route buskets" |
FITTER CHENEY | A type of long flat pasta, not to be confused with "Rugger Tony" or "Tellya, Tilly". |
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