As the big bird approaches, you notice a human skeleton lying nearby. You walk over to it to take a look. Well, what do you know? Around the bone neck is a chain, with a dogtag reading "Peter." Looks like he never made it out. And neither will you! The bird stops in front of you and seems to regard you curiously. "Hey there," you say, "Speak any english?" The bird squawks in reply. Talking birds? You've been watching too much Sesame Street. Unfortunately, you'll never see another episode. The bird leans down on its spindly legs and eats your head in one large bite. Mmmm mmmm!
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