2. No drugs allowed

3. No nudity allowed

4. No Republicans allowed

5. No pyromaniacs allowed

6. No lawyers allowed

7. No sports fanatics allowed

8. No bovine allowed

9. Lepers are allowed... just don't touch anything.

But most of all...

10. NO TRUMPETS ALLOWED

Just kidding! Please don't hurt me! You may now proceed.

Please keep in mind that though I have just insulted the majority of our school, most of my sister's friends, quite a few of my own friends, and Stephenville itself, I mean no harm. Just try to avoid any illegal substances, open flames, farm animals, public indecency, excessive school spirit, or woodwind jokes... they're only funny the first few times, you know.