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Apparently, I am sexually inadequate, grossly overweight and flat stony broke. Without the aid of revolutionary drugs I cannot even raise a smile, or curb my binge eating. It also seems my credit rating is sub zero and, unless I pay forty percent interest nobody will ever give me a mortgage. Furthermore, I have it on good authority that I am socially inept, incapable of finding a date let alone a soul mate. To cap it all, it seems I am unstable, both mentally and spiritually, in serious need of life changing advice from guru and shrink alike. Of course it is free for a limited period only, for registration and eternal happiness my credit card holds the key. It must be true it says so in my inbox. |