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| ::|The scene opens up with Chris Benoit sitting in couple of Lazy Boy chair in what appears to be a normal house. He sit there mumbling to himself other until he realizes that the cameras are rolling and immedietly shuts up and looks over at the cameras and starts to talk.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well, it looks like once again The XWF does not think Im good enough to put in a decent match, it seems The XWF has once again stuck me into a match meaning nothing, against a man who means nothing. Why are they doing this? Why do they continue to punish me for being so damn good? Why do they continually try to hold me down from doing what I am capable of? Is it because they are scared? Is it because they feel that once I prove what I am capable of the whole industry will change forever? Or is it just because The XWF has no idea how to run a wrestling organization? Be the answer as it may, it will not change the fact that I must go into the ring this Monday night and beat the hell out of The Undertaker in what will be no doubt one hell of a matchup. However I am not at all concerned about losing this matchup on Raw, not only because I know it is not possible for someone like The Undertaker to best me right now, not only because I am The Best Damn Technical Wrestler in the world, but simply because The Undertaker is nothing to The XWF. And to prove that to all of you fans out there today, I have brought in a special doctor that I contacted especially for this purpose, and tonight in the next few minutes, we are going to not only find out why The Undertaker does what he does, but we are also going to explain to all of you people out there why, so without waiting any longer, please welcome Doctor... um... Doctor... oh hell just bring that Doctor out!
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