|::| The Rebirth of what just may be THE greatest tag team to ever grace the XWF has been bestowed upon this great organization once again. Raven and Chris Benoit, Strange Days, THE strangest, THE weirdest, THE most fightingest tag team, and THE former XWF Tag Team Champions. They are back, and what a shock and a return it was. What no one thought would ever happen in The XWF has happened. Bitter enemies to the end, they have had some of the most gureling, greatest matches The XWF has ever seen, as a team and beating the hell out of each other, and now, they are ready to do it again, as a team! What is in store for The XWF Tag Team Division, as well as every single superstar on the roster as Strange Days are back to wreak havoc over everyone? How well will these two be able to work as a team once again after months of a bitter rivalry? Well I can tell you one thing, these two men arent going to take any shit from anyone from now on, and with Mikey Whipwreck by their side, The XWF is in for the ride of their lives.|::|

|::|The scene opens up with Chris Benoit, Raven and Mikey Whipwreck all sitting in a car, in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night. They are all sitting in silence. It is too dark to see the building which they are all staring at in front of them. There is one light on in it and all of a sudden it goes out and all three men jitter anxiously for a second and then calm down and continue to stare at the building. After a few minutes they hear some noise coming from it and keys jingling and a door close. They get all jittery fot a second again and calm down just as fast. They hear a car door slamfrom behind the building and a rusted up Ford Pick Up puts away. Mikey goes to get out of the car as he wants to go into the mysterious building so bad. When he opens the door from the back Chris Benoit, who is in the drivers seat immedietly gets out and grabs Mikey and throws him back into the car and gets back into the drivers seat.|::|

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Hey Chris, what the hells the big idea?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Whats the big idea? Mikey, what the hell do you think is the big idea? Your a flippin idiot, thats what the big idea is. Dont you know better then to wait a few minutes to go in, in case the last person out forgot something? You want us all to get caught?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Well no... But...

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: No buts about it, you just sit your ass in that seat and dont get out or Ill have to beat some god damn sense into you.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: But...

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Dont you listen? I said sit your ass down and dont move!

'The Immortal' Raven: Chris, I still dont see why the hell we are doing this, and why the hell you so damn uptight? You walked away from Smackdown with a win, not me, just another loss to add to my record. So why dont you calm down a bit?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: And Raven, why dont you do the same thing as Mikey before I have to kick your ass once more, making it the... lemme see.... carry the 9... divide the 3... subtract the 7.... ah hell, I dont have time to sit here and count that high, so just keep quiet and you will see exactly what the hell we are doing this for in a minute!

'The Immortal' Raven: Damn Chris, and you wonder why the hell we couldnt stay as a team the first time.

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Look, why dont you just shut your mouth for five god damn minutes and trust me on this? I know what the hell we are doing and I know what the hell I am talking about!

'The Immortal' Raven: Hey, what the hell are we doing anyways?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Its something that little Mikey enjoys doing once in awhile, and I figured we got nothing else to do so why the hell not?

'The Immortal' Raven: Okay, then why the hell are we waiting outside in the dark like this?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well we are just in case anyone comes back, but now, the coast is clear, so lets get our asses out of this stuffy car and let Mikey go have some fun.

'The Immortal' Raven: ...

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: But Chris...

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Mikey, I swear to god if you say that one more time I am going to rip your god damn voice box out and make you eat the damn thing, you understand?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: I guess...

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well you better, now get your ass out of this car and go have some damn fun!

|::|They all get out of the car and walk up to the building, Raven is carrying a flashlight providing the light, Mikey is breaking the lock on the door and Chris is just standing there looking up at the stars and out of nowhere starts talking nonsense.|::|

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Hey guys, stop what you doing for a second.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Why?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Do I gotta give you a damn reason? Just do it!

'The Immortal' Raven: Mikey, I think you better do what he says, I think its that time of month again for our little Crippler here.

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Oh hahaha Raven, very funny, Im laughing so damn hard, next time ya wanna have some fun, go find yourself a god damn hot dog!

'The Immortal' Raven: Okay, now dont start up on that hot dog bit again, you promised you wouldnt, geeze man, why the hell you have to do that? Now I want a hot dog!

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Whats that all about?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Nevermind, just some stupid childhood torture thing of his. Now look up at the stars you guys, aint they beautiful?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Childhood torture?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya, some memory of when you were a child of something that always went horribly wrong, and whenever someoen mentions it, no matter who you are, you get all emotional, always works to shut Raven up, look at him, sitting there cowering in the shadows of the bushes wishing he had a hot dog, what a damn wuss. RAVEN, GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE!

'The Immortal' Raven: Why should I? Your just gonna bug me about hot dogs again.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: No he wont, I will make sure of it, hell, when I was a kid I always wanted some stilts so I could seem taller and make everyone scared of me, but I never got em, but whenever someone says that word around me Im fine.

'The Immortal' Raven: Well Mikey, you know what?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: What?

'The Immortal' Raven: Stilts!

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Its not gonna work on me.

'The Immortal' Raven: What wont work? Mentioning stilts every sentence? Well I got some stilts at home, I even had stilts as a kid, dont you think stilts is a funny word?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Stop It!!!

'The Immortal' Raven: Stop what? Talking about stilts?

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: You know damn well thats what!!!

'The Immortal' Raven:Okay, I will stop talking about STILTS!

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Oh go eat a damn hot dog!

'The Immortal' Raven:Oh, now youve done it!

|::|Chris Benoit is still standing there looking up at the stars and laughing at Mikey and Raven, but he has had enough after a few minutes and starts to yell at them.|::|

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Will you two stop arguing like little kids? Mikey, if I hear you say Hot Dog once more I will take you to a restaurant and force feed you as many hot dogs as they have and keep feeding you until you explode. And Raven, if you say Stilts one more time, I will take one and shove it so far up your ass that you will be using the god damn thing as a toothpick!

|::|They both shut up...|::|

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Okay, now thats better! Now lets get the hell inside and do what we came here to do.

'The Immortal' Raven: I still dont what what we came here to do.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Neither do I.

'The Immortal' Raven: Well he said it was for you.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Well I have no idea what hes talking about.

'The Immortal' Raven: You must have some idea.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Well I dont.

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well I say the both of you shut the hell up and stop all this damn arguing!

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Chris, just because you guys got your asses kicked on Raw by that weird ass team of Rosie and Goldust dont mean you gotata sit here and take it out on us, you guys have no one to blame but yourselves for that loss, where the hell was that fire that you have had the last few weeks? Where the hell is that intensity and determination that you were showing, what the hell happened to that no mercy attitude? Because I sure as hell dont know what happened to it, you guys went out to that ring and got destroyed, and for what? Now you get stuck into a match against Rosie and Road Dogg for your Chris? Thats what that poor ass performance from Raw did to you, so this week maybe if you go out there and show them why the hell you are The Crippler, maybe you will stop getting stuck in these damn pointless matches you have been complaining about!

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: You know what Mikey, you may be right, but you know what else, you may also be wrong, what the hell do you mean it was our faults? Sure we lost, but if your ass would have been out at ringside watching our backs when we got outnumbered it would have been a whole different story, how the hell do you expect the two of us to keep up against four other people? You cant Mikey, so what the hell gives you the right to go around telling us what we did wrong and telling us how to improve? We are the ones who got the damn wrestling contracts here, what do you have? You have nothing, the only reason you are here is because you wanted to be in my corner, you stalked me and played mind games, you think I really had a choice? The XWF is making me keep you at my side, so why dont you just realize this, shut up and take notice of who is in charge here!

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: ...

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya, I thought thats all you would have to say. So why dont you get your ass back to getting us into this building so we can actually have a bit of fun instead of standing out here and you bitching and moaning.

|::|Just as he finnishes saying that Mikey has cracked the lock and the door swings open. Chris walks in still carrying the back in his hand which contents still remain secret to anyone followed by Mikey and Raven. Raven turns off the flashlight as he walks in as there is enough light around allready and they walk around following Chris until they have walks to the end of the building and into a room which appears to be full of nothingness|::|

'The Immortal' Raven: So Chris, exactly why the hell are we here?

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well, I figured that since our little friend Mikey here loves playing with fire so damn much that I could let him have a little bit of fun right now. You see, in this bag is nothing more than gas and matches and a video camera, the proper means to start a perfect fire, and what do I plan by this? Well this is going to meant for nothing more than a message to Rosie and Road Dogg, this building will represent their dreams, their hopes and all of their blank accomplishments here in The XWF, which after Thursday, will remain nothing but blank when I get my hands on them. Payback in this match will be nothing more than a dish served best not cold, not hot, but just right, as they will both be soon finding out.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: Fire? Wheres the fire? I want fire!!!

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Calm down Mikey, was it not you who said that patience is one thign needed in this business? Was it not you who told me straight up that to get anywhere you can not rush things? Well why dont you sit back for a minute and take your own damn advice.

'Mr Pyro' Mikey Whipwreck: But I want FIRE!!!

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya, and I want to get my hands on The XWF Championship, however the only key to suceess is nothing other than patience.

'The Immortal' Raven: This is making no sense at all Chris.

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: In time Raven, in time it will all make perfect sense. Now Mikey, I want you to take the gas out of this bag, go run around the building pouring a trail right up the stairs and all around the upper floor, and when you are done get your ass back down here as soon as you are done.

|::|Mikey reaches in the bag and grabs the container of gas and with a big smile on his face runs out of the room screaming with joy leaving Raven and Chris standing in the empty room, Chris reaches in the bag and grabs the video camera out and also takes out the matches and throws the bag to the corner.|::|

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well Raven, it appears as though no one in The XWF is planning on taking Strange Days seriously, it looks like everyone is expecting Strange Days to fizzle away and be a forgotten memory of yesterday, well this is not going to happen, that is going to be the total oposite of what is going to happen to Strange Days, Strange Days has returned, we shocked the world with our return and we will shock the world once again by proving to be the most dominant Tag Team around The XWF.

'The Immortal' Raven: Chris, the truth has been told, the truth of what is to unravel in weeks to come, nothing but pure chaos and havoc at the helm of The XWF, caused by nothing other than Strange Days. The XWF has been holding the both of us down for many months, as soon as the fans started losing interests in our epic battles and wars The XWF just threw us to the bottom like leeches and tried to forget about us, those days are over now though, Strange Days is breaking through the barrier that holds us down and proving every single minute of every single day exactly why we are destined for greatness once again in The XWF. And for me on Raw it starts with none other than Rob Van Dam and Christian. What begins once again for me will be the ending for both of them.

'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: The XWF suits better start realizing exactly what is going on around here, you are at least being put up against people who the fans care about, myself on the other hand am stuck in a match against two nobodies like Rosie and Road Dogg, dont get me wrong though, the sheer thrill of putting these two bastards out of commision for time to come is going to nothing short of one of the best feelings I have ever experienced in The XWF as the revenge factor in this match for me is through the roof, and these two bette realize it and realize that Chris Benoit is not to be taken lightly anymore, as well as the rest of The XWF. It remains to be seen exactly what we have in store for the company, the greatest part of it all though is that no one is paying any attention to either of us and no one is believing that The XWF will soon be crumbling at our feet and begging for mercy and wishing to god that they had believed us in our words of wisdom. And when this time comes, I will do nothing except sit back, laugh and tear a hole in the great organization which was once The XWF!