Role-play Scene: Scotland| Kilt Store

| ::| Wow,Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle go from being best friends and holding The XWF Tag Team Titles, to hating each others guts to once again being friends again. What the hell is going on with these two? Next are we going to see them getting married to each other? Cuz thats sure what their friendship seems like, a dysfunctional marriage. Just when Chris Benoit was about to get his head smashed in last Thursday on Smackdown at the hands of Edge and Christian, Kurt Angle comes out of nowhere and saves him, what the hell is up with this guy? Does Kurt just want Chris Benoits help to win the Royal Rumble or is Kurt playing mind games with our toothless wonder? All these questions, and more will be answered this Sunday when The XWF invades Celtic Park, Glasgow, Scotland for The 2003 Royal Rumble. Who will get their big break and go on to Wrestlemania, well, wait and see cuz I sure as hell dont know. | ::|


| ::| The scene cuts back in where Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle are still walking around The Highland Games looking fomr something to do. When we last left them they were just arriving and getting familiar with the place, however now they appears to have found something that is interesting them, and that is the Caber Toss.| ::|

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Kurt, I think I found something you can try man!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: And just what the heck might that be?

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Why dont you try The Caber Toss?

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What in the freakin hell is The Caber Toss?

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Thats where you take the log and try to throw it as far as you can, and seeing as you are so good at everything you do, you will be abel to do this without a problem.

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ya, I guess I could try that, but Im only doing it if you do it too!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well damn Kurt, you know I would love to join you in this, but you see, Im not wearing a Kilt and that just means that I cant do it.

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: YOU TRICKED ME!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well, lets not say I tricked you, lets just say... well ya,I tricked you!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I will get you back for this Chris!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Im sure you will Kurt, but for now, why dont you go and show everyone how good you really are and go toss the caber!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Fine, if it will shut you the hell up!

Chris Benoit pushes Kurt Angle until he finally goes and talks to one of the people who are standing there over seeing the event. He is a short little Scottish man and Kurt Angle just cant help but laugh everytime he talks.| ::|

'Short Little Scot' Tek: And what can I do for you today?

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: {snicker} Um, I wanna toss your caber around if you dont mind!

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Oi, so you wanna toss around my Caber? Well I think that can be arranged!

He starts to slowly pull his Kilt down until Angle stops him.| ::|

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Whoa! What in the freakin hell are you doing?

'Short Little Scot' Tek: You said you wanted to toss MY Caber, so I was going to give you your wish!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I didnt mean that, I just wanna throw the damn log around as far as I can!

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Well why didnt you say so? Next time be more specific, you had me hopes up there! Well follow me if you wanna toss The Caber!

Kurt Angle sudders and looks over at Chris Benoit who is rolling around on the ground laughing his ass off at Kurt. Kurt gives him an evil face and follows the little Scottish guy to where there are a bunch of logs just sitting there.| ::|

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Wel theer are a few different sizes and weights, you seem like a big guy, I think you can handle this one over here!

The short guy walks over and picks up one of the bigger ones with no problem at all and drops it bside Kurt Angle.| ::|

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well this is going to be easy, oh ya, and after I do it you think my good buddy Chris Benwaaa can try it too?

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Just as long as it isnt that fiesty little guy over there, no kilt, no throw!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Damn, oh well, I will show him how its done anyways!

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Okay, you know how to throw them?

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What do I look like to you, an idiot?!

'Short Little Scot' Tek: Well in that there Kilt you do, but its not my business to tell you how to dress.

Kurt Angle picks up the log, he seems to have trouble picking it up and is using all his strength picking up a log in which a short little Scottish guy was able to pick up with the greatest of ease. Kurt hoists it up and goes to throw it but it slips out of his hand and falls on his foot. Kurt starts hopping around like a grasshopper and screaming like a dying chicken. Chris Benoit is on the ground laughing harder then ever. Kurt hobbles over to Chris and starts laughing at him now though.| ::|

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: What the hell are you laughing at Kurt? It better be yourself cuz that was freakin hilarious, cant even hold a log up in the air. HAHAHAHA.

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What am I laughing at? Look at your pants! You pissed yourself!!!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Aww damn, this isnt good at all, now what the hell am I supposed to do?

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well it looks like... you are going to have to wear a Kilt too now!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: There is no chance in hell I am going parading around in a Kilt!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I guess you could walk around with a big wet mark on your pants then, I gotta admit, it looks kinda good on you!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Shut up Kurt and go and find me something to wear!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Allright, dont piss yourself.. Oh wait, TOO LATE!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Okay Kurt, you have had your laugh, now go find me something to wear!

Kurt Angle walks away and comes back a few minutes later with a bag for Chris Benoit, Chris grabs teh bag and covers his wet spot with it and goes to a building and comes out a few minutes later with an angry look on his face as he too is now wearing a Kilt, he walks over to Kurt Angle.| ::|

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Allright Kurt, what the hell is the big idea here?

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well you said to get you something to wear, you didnt say that you didnt want a Kilt, you said you wanted something to wear so I got you something!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Ill get you back for this Kurt, dont you forget about it, you will get paid back for this!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ya, Ya Chris, Im not the one whos sitting there in a skirt... wait, forget I said that. But ya, what you got planed for us now? And it better be something good!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Oh dont worry Kurt, its something I know you will like!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: It better be!

Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit strat walking around and Chris seems to be looking for something particular. After wandering around for a few minutes Chris finds what he is looking for and they walk towards it. Kurt seems to finally be happy for once when he reads what the sign which says, 'Highland Wrestling'. Kurt looks at Chris Benoit and hugs him. Chris pushes Kurt off and gives him a weird look.| ::|

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Damn it Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you now to hug me? I know Im loveable and all, but try and keep your affections inside!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Geeze Chris, why are you so damn tense all the time? Cant a guy hug his best buddy?

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: once in awhile is okay Kurt, but you must hug me at least 10 times a day, its quite disturbing!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well excuse me for being friendly and wanting to show you that you are my bud.

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You better be sorry, save your manly affections for this event, I knew youd like it!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Do I ever? Its a perfect warm up for me winning The Royal Rumble this Sunday.

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Dont start this again Kurt, you know that I am the one who wil be waking out with that shot. You held The World Title once and you blew your shot, You must have had THE shorest run as Champ, and look where you are now, trying to kiss my ass just so I waont eliminate you out fo The Rumble so you can think you have a shot, just give up Kurt, you know you cant win!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: You know damn well that I dropped that title when I won it, I just didnt feel like having all these people chasing after me, asking for my autograoh and trying to get a shot at me, so I just gave up and lost it on purpose, but now Im ready for all of that agin, and I am going to have it!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Wow Kurt, you come up with some likely stories, who in their right mind would want to drop the world title? Your just an idiot trying to cover his loserness, but I know you better than that Kurt, I know that you wanted to keep that title. And I know that you want that shot at Wrestlemania, but that means you have to go through me, and theer is just no way anyone is going to go through me!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Okay, so we are both going to win The Rumble, how about that? But anyways, whats the hold up here? Why is teher no one at this event but there are people everywhere else?

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Dont ask me, I have no freakin clue!

All of a sudden a bunch of people come walking up behind them playing the bagpipes and go into the little square which is set off for participants for this event. There are about 5 people who are dressed funny and Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit are trying to hold their laughter in but cant and just burst out laughing at them. The people see them laughing at them and walk up to them.| ::|

Wrestler #1: And what is so funny?!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Oh nothing is so funny... Except for the ridiculous way you look!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ya, even I have to say you guys look like goofs?

Wrestler #2: Is that right?!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: It sure is, you guys are THE funniest looking people we have seen all day, and lemme say, weve seen some pretty damn funny looking people?

Wrestler #2: Well if we are so damn funny looking why dont you do something about it?!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You have got to be kidding me? You want us to do something about it? Damn, you must have got some of those brownies that I got too, cuz you are halusanating or somethign if you want us to do something about it, where is the challange? You are just a waste of our energy, well maybe mine, Kurt here might have some problems with you but I know I sure as hell wouldnt!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What do you mean by that? I could take these guys in half the time you could take them, and you know that for a fact!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Oh ya, well... why dont you go on and PROVE ME WRONG Kurt, beat their asses and see how long it takes you!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I think I will then, now get out of my way before I have to beat your ass too.!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You beat my ass? Thats a laugh, just go and take those guys out to prove that you can!

Kurt turns around to go and take them all on but they are allready gone and have walked about 100 meters away, KKurt just laughs and starts to brag.| ::|

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well I guess they sure as hell got scared when they saw who they were messing with.!

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: No Kurt, I think the only thing that scared them away is whats in your pants!

'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What the hell are you talking about?

'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Look down!

Kurt looks down and he sees he has popped a boner and gets embarassed and sits down and tries to hide it as the scene cuts out.| ::|

Only hours away from The Royal Rumble and the buioldup has to be the biggest ever for an XWF event, who wil be the winner of The Royal Rumble? Who Wil go to Wrestlemania? Who will beat 29 other man out of their dreams of a world title shot? It could be anyone, anything can happen during the royal rumble and anything and everything will happen tonight.| ::|