|
| ::| Wow,Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle go from being best friends and holding The XWF Tag Team Titles, to hating each others guts to once again being friends again. What the hell is going on with these two? Next are we going to see them getting married to each other? Cuz thats sure what their friendship seems like, a dysfunctional marriage. Just when Chris Benoit was about to get his head smashed in last Thursday on Smackdown at the hands of Edge and Christian, Kurt Angle comes out of nowhere and saves him, what the hell is up with this guy? Does Kurt just want Chris Benoits help to win the Royal Rumble or is Kurt playing mind games with our toothless wonder? All these questions, and more will be answered this Sunday when The XWF invades Celtic Park, Glasgow, Scotland for The 2003 Royal Rumble. Who will get their big break and go on to Wrestlemania, well, wait and see cuz I sure as hell dont know. | ::| |
::|
The scene cuts in whilst Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle are walking down the streets in Scotland checking out the scenery. They walk past a few stores with a bunch of weird looking stuff in the windows, after a few windows they reach a mens clothing store, at first they just walk past it but once they get a few steps away Chris Benoit looks back and stops Kurt Angle and stops him for a second and pulls him back to the window and points in at what is in the window.|
::|
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Hey Kurt, check this out!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ya, its a skirt, what the heck you want me to do about it?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Thats not a skirt you idiot, its a damn Kilt, Im gonna go try it on!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Chris, did you eat those brownies that you found on the plane?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Of course I did, those were perfectly good brownies that guy left there for me, sure he looked a little crooked, but heck, they sure as hell tasted good!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Damn Chris you idiot... Ah forget it!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Ya, okay Kurt, whatever. Im Chris Benwaaa, you think I dont know a con job when I see it? So anyways, you gonna stand out here all day or you coming in with me?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ah, why the hell not, got nothing better to do, I think that guy over there is undressing me with his eyes, I really wanna get the hell off these streets!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Uh Kurt, that isnt a guy, thats just a really, really hairy woman.
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: You sure Chris? I mean look, thats pretty damn hairy, thats gotta be a guy!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well your mothers hairy and she aint a guy, so you coming in or not?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Ya, whatever that thing is, its creeping the heck out of me!
'Kilt Salesman' Rob Wooley: ...and so if you buy...
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Ya, Ya. We dont need your damn life story here, you see that Kilt over there, the one in the far corner, I got my eyes on that one, think I could try it on?
'Kilt Salesman' Rob Wooley: Sure, but we will need something of yours to hold on to while you try it on, we cant be too careful here, especially with you American folk.
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Hey, watch what you say there, Im not American, heck if I was I would have shot myself long ago, but if you want something of value of mine, you can take my good buddy here Kurt Angle.
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: What?!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Just do it Kurt, I got nothing else here except my Credit Cards and I sure as hell aint giving him those, they are worth more than you anyways so just go and sit over there and twiddle your thumbs.
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: BAHAHAHA! You look like an idiot!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Allright Kurt, if you thionk you would look any better in this why dont you go and try it on?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: You know what, I think I just might!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Allright, hang on a second!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: BWAHAHAHAHA! Now who looks like the idiot, huh Kurt?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well certainly not me, I think I look damn good in this thing!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You gotta be kidding me Kurt, I mean, just look at yourself!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I am, and damn do I ever have the legs for this, and does this thing make my ass look big?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Okay Kurt, if you like that thing so much how about I buy it for you?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Would you really?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Oh for sure Kurt, just seeing you walk around and make an ass of yourself in that thing would be worth it, and heck, maybe you can ever wear it to The Royal Rumble!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Are you kidding me? I do have SOME dignity, how the heck am I supposed to win The Royal Rumble in this thing?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well its not like you were going to win it anyways, you know as well as I do that Chris Benwaaa is going to be going to Wrestlemania to get that title shot!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Keep dreaming Chris, now just pay for this thing so we can ge out of here and I can show off my sexy new look!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Ya, Okay there Kurt, just hang on a second while I go pay!
'Kilt Salesman' Rob Wooley: Hey, I couldnt help overhear that you guys are from The XWF and are in Scotland for The Royal Rumble, but if you really think you have what it takes to win soemthing big, maybe you should go check out The Highland Games, maybe there you can prove just how good you gusy actually are.
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: How good we actually are? What the hell are you talking about? We are the best there is to offer in The XWF. There is no better, and there is no one else but me walking out with that World Title Shot... except for maybe my good buddy Kurt over there who seems to be having a jolly old time looking like a freak!
'Kilt Salesman' Rob Wooley: Well I happen to know for a fact that neither of you two are going to win that Rumble match, Jeff Hardy is going to be the one walking out with it.
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You cant be serious? Jeff Hardy? That goof, hell hes even dumber than Kurt, and believe me, thats pretty damn dumb, just look at that guy!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Kurt, stop acting like such an idiot and get over here, this guy actually thinks that Jeff Hardy is going to be the one to walk out of The Royal Rumble the winner!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: HA, That guy has had his shot before and blew it every damn time. I know what its like to be The XWF Champ, I was the greatest of all time, he is nothing compared to me, or Chris here, so you better just watch out for your boy to get knocked out by one of us, and it wil be just for you, capeesh?!
'Kilt Salesman' Rob Wooley: Capeesh???.
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Oh My Fricken God! What kind of a moron are you?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Kurt, lets just go so you can show off your 'sexy new look'!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Whooo, lets go!
The two walks out of the store and stand on the sidewalk looking around, Kurt seems to be on top of the world with his new look. They start to walk a bit until they are right beside the man or woman who was undressing Kurt Angle with their eyes earlier. Kurt looks like he is going to piss his pants as they walk by. once they are past Kurt looks behind and the person is drooling whilst looking at his ass, Kurt freaks out even more.|
::|
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Chris, this is scary, that thing is checking out my ass, and drooling!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well you are the one who wanted to come out to the streets and show off your sexy new look and now you are getting freaked out? Damn man, you are a pussy!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Shut up Chris, you are just jealous that you dont look half as good as I do in this Kilt!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: yes Kurt, that is exactly it, I just wish I could look as damn sexy as you do, I mean, just look at you, you are the pinnacle of manliness and sexiness!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Of course I am, but I never knew you felt that way Chris. I just never knew!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well I just cant help it, I wanna get close to you, crush cookie crumbs all over your body and lick them off!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Now you are getting out of hand, you better be joking!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: And what if Im not?{Chris gives a smile}
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Stop it Chris, if you are not joking then Im gonna kick your ass!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Dont worry, damn Kurt, you take everything too seriously, take a chill pill! Better yet, take some rogain!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Dont start with the hair jokes again Chris, you know its not my fault Im bald, just look at my mom, shes even balder than me!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Uh.. Ya... Allright there Kurt. Anyways, hwo would you like to go somewhere to show off your new look?
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Sure, where you got in mind?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You will see, just follow me!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Allright, but if you take me anywhere gay Im kickng your ass!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Blah Blah Blah. The only place I could take you to make anyone seem gayer than you is a gay bar, so dont worry about it. All you have to worry about right now is thinking how you are going to try and win The Royal Rumble, because I know for a fact that I allready got that thing won, only way I cant win it is by some fluke happening, then its all up to you!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: You win The Royal Rumble? Thats a laugh and a half Chris. Sure you may be good, Ill give you that, but heck, you arent half as good as me, which is still better than everyone else in The Rumble, but that just shows that you arent gonna be the one walking out with that World Title shot!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Oh ya Kurt, Im sorry, I forgot, you ARE an Olympic Gold Medalist, and you ARE a former XWF World Champion, which just means you obviously werent good enough to stay at the top because how fast did you lose it? Ya, thats what I thought Kurt! So just stay the hell out of my way Sunday so I can do what I do best and thats win!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: Well things can happen in The Rumble and you know that, so lets just watch each others backs and whoever wins it will win it, I mean we still are The XWF Tag Team Champions, so what the heck can go wrong? No one can beat us!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Good point, well, lets get going, I wanna get where we are going before its over!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: You stil havent told me where we are going!
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: I told you, you will see, now hurry, we gotta get on that bus over there!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: A Bus?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Yes, a bus, now hurry your Kilted ass up before we miss it!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: The Highland Games? What the hell are we doing here?
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: Well I told you I was going to take you somewhere that you would fit in with your new look, and here we are!
'The Hairless Wonder' Kurt Angle: I didnt think...
'The Toothless Wonder' Chris Benoit: You never think Kurt, thats your problem. Well, lets go and watch some games!
|