
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Hey Chris, you ready to take on Randy Orton this Sunday?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Um lemme think, no Im not ready to kick Randy Ortons ass this Sunday, in fact I think Im gonna call in sick that day so I dont have to go in and get my ass kicked, because like everyone in the back has been saying he is going to beat me, I dont think I want to have to go through with the humiliation of getting beaten up.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Are you serious?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Of course Im serious, what would make you think Im not serious, in fact I think I am going to call up the head office and talk to Eric Bishcoff right now and tell him Im not ready to get in the ring with Randy Orton, I mean, dont you think that Randy is going to win, he has beaten everyone thats been put in his path the last couple of weeks, whats gonna stop him from beating me?
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. You are actually serious?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Yes I am, and if you get me a phone I will actually prove it to you, I will call right now.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. If you are really serious I have a cell phone you can use.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well then what are you waiting for, give it to me so I can call because I sure as hell dont want to get my ass kicked by Randy Orton, so please, give me your phone so I can call.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Okay, here you go...
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Allright, just gotta dial it in and then Im out of my match.
.:|- Scene -|:.Chris Benoit takes the phone from the guys hand and 'dials' a number and waits a few seconds and starts to talk.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh, hey Eric, this is Chris Benoit, I was just calling to tell you that I dont think I can go through with my match against Randy Orton this Sunday, I mean, look at all the people he has beat in the last few weeks, RVD, The Big Show, he has been unstopable lately, and if you dont believe me you can ask anyone anywhere, even they are agreeing, so Eric it would make me so happy if you could take me out of that match and throw someone else in there because in my heart I just dont think I have what it take, Im sure you know what I am talking about Eric, I have been out of action for awhile, only been back here for two matches and I am expected to take on someone who has proven himself top everyone, I just cant do it Eric, I just cant do it, so please take me out of that match and you will have to find something else to fill that spot with because i just cant go through with it... Thanks Eric, I knew you would understand.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. You actually called? I cant believe it, that match was a big break for you, why the hell would you not go through with it?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Like I said, I dont have what it takes.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Well you could have at least gone out there and taken your loss like a man instead of pussying out of it, I mean what kind of a man are you?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. What kind of a man am I? You wanna know what kind of a man I am for doing that?
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Ya, you could have at least put on a show in that match. You aint no man and you just proved it
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well thats where your wrong, I am a man, and guess what kind of a man I am.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. A little bitch man afraid to get his ass kicked?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh is that so? And I take it you are not afraid to get your ass kicked?
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. No way, if Im gonna get my ass kicked I dont care.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well guess what then!
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. What?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. I am a man, and even if you dont believe it, I am damn sure that you are about to believe it.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. And why the hell is that?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. That is because you are supposudly not afraid to get your ass kicked, and I am a man of action, so lets see, man of action, ass kicking, wow, those go hand in hand.
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Oh, so you gonna pussy out of your match with Randy Orton then wanna kick my ass?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well not exactly. You see, I never really called Eric Bischoff, hell I dont even know his god damn number, I just wanted to have some fun with you before I kicked your ass! And Ive had about all the fun I need, so guess what, its time for me to take you out!
.:|- " The Camera Guy " Jim -|:. Wha...
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well lemme see if I recall correctly, you said you wanted to know exactly what kind of man I am, and you said that you are not afraid to get your ass kicked, so be a smart ass just one more time and add that up and it results in me kicking your ass and proving that I am a man of action!
.:|- Scene -|:.Chris Benoit then quickly gets up off of his chair and jumps at the cameraman spearing him down, he then tries to get away but mistakeingly goes on his stomach and Chris Benoit immedietly throws The Crippler Crossface on the cameraman, he then gets up and someone opens the door and tells Chris that they are expecting him out at the conference anytime. Chris Benoit walks out of the room and through the halls and when he gets to a certain place a signal is given to one of the guys annoucning the press conference, once he starts to announce it Chris Benoit shrugs and walks out onto the stage as he finnishes what he is saying. Before he can finnish though Chris Benoit just gets tired of standing there and decides to walk out on stage, he pushes the guy who is announcing him off the stage and stands in front of the mic and looks at everyone and laughs and starts to talk.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Lemme just get one thing across to all you people who have nothing better to do on a Saturday than come to some press conference and bug the hell out of me, just know this, if any of you actually have something worthwhile to say, that go ahead and say it, I am not saying im gonna answer it though, and if any of you dont like this, too damn bad for you because thats the way it is and there is nothing any of you can do about it. Now lets just get this damn press conference over, whos got a question?
.:|- " My He Looks Like Edge " Fan -|:. Um yes... I have a question for you, what are your thoughts on Randy Orton and your match with him this Sunday?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well, thats a good question, Im glad one of you people in here actually had the sense to touch on that subject. Its really simple, this Sunday when I take on Randy Orton in our falls count anywheres match, all that is going to be happening throughout that match is me kicking his ass throughout Florida and taking his Intercontinental Championship away from him. I dont think I can make it any more simplier than that. Its not that hard to understand.
.:|- " Is He A Geek Or What " Fan -|:. Um yes, Chris, Um, I was, um, just wondering...
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Allright, ya know what kid, just stop stuttering and get whatever the hell it is you want to ask me out so I can get this whole damn thing over with, because to be honest I dont want to be here and I dont veen have to be, you people should consider yourselves lucky that I am here. So just spit it out or I am gonna have to throw you out of here myself.