
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Excuse me Chris, I know you are busy, but would I be able to get a few words with you?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Whatever, as long as you leave me the hell alone afterwards, but first off I want you to answer a question that I have for you.
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Okay, Ill try.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Do you just sit your ass anywhere in the arena and wait for any wrestler to walk by you and then annoy the hell out of them?
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Well thats what I get paid to do.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. You get paid to do that, why the hell dont you go and try to get a real job? You get paid to sit on your ass and get fat while I go out to the ring every night and bust my ass off, what I do is a job, what you do is just sheer laziness, now what the hell is it that you want to ask me?
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Well, tonight you face 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn in what many are saying is more of a test than anything for you, how do you react to this?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. How do I react to it? Kevin, you are one dumb bastard. How the hell do you think I react to it, I have been in The XWF longer than almost anyone else and I am still having to prove myself to everyone, I am still having to go out to the ring and lay it all on the line just to prove to the world and to Vince that I actually want to be in The XWF, that I have what it takes. Then what does he do, he goes and keeps throwing me in matches that mean nothing to me, matches that dont matter if I win or lose, I could lose this match to Billy Gunn and it would not make one difference to me, or to anyone. But I am not going to lose this match, if people think this is a test for me, they had better think again because Billy is the one who has to step into that ring out there against a pissed off Rabid Wolverine, Billy is the new one in The XWF and I am going to give him a rude welcoming. I am going to show him what it takes to last as long as I have in The XWF, and personally, I dont think he can handle it!
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. It appears that you are ready to take on Billy Gunn, but at King Of The Ring next Sunday, you have to take on Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship in a falls count anywhere match, are you ready for that challenge?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Am I ready for the challenge? Your damn right Im ready for the challenge that awaits after Billy Gunn, but I ask you if you know if he is ready, because he has never been in the ring with me before, and this is going to be one hell of a match, he is going to have to go all out to beat me in it, hell, I am going to have to go all out, this is going to be one hell of a match, it might veen match some of my matches with Raven, but thats beside the point, Randy is just a little rookie here in The XWF, he does not know what I am capable of, and come next Sunday, I am going to show him exactly what a Rabid Wolverine can do. And I know for a fact that he is not going to like what I do to him, but the less he likes it, the more I will enjoy it.
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Well tonight Randy takes on The Big Show, who is the number one contender for The World Title, and last week Randy also beat The XWF Champion RVD, what are your thoughts on that?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Personally I could care less who Randy faces and who he has beat, I am getting sick and tired of everyone talking about Randy and asking me if I can handle him, you people should be chasing him around the arenas and asking him if he can handle me, for the simple fact that everyone knows I am going to beat him in the long run, everyone knows that I am the best damn technical wrestler in The XWF and that no one can match up to me, so why do you all keep asking me these questions like I am some crappy wrestler? Why dont you go and bother someone else for a change, and leave me the hell alone?
.:|- " What The Hell Does He Want? " Kevin Kelly -|:. Well we are just doing our job when we ask you these questions.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Just doing your job huh? Well lemme ask you this Kevin, if you enjoy your job so much, when all you do is go around and ask people questions, how the hell do you think I enjoy my job? I get paid to go out to the ring and kick peoples asses for a living, I think that is a little bit better than your job, and if you dont get the hell away from me, I just may have to give you a little example of exactly what my job is.
.:|- Scene -|:. Kevin Kelly then quickly walks out of the weight room as Chris Benoit gives him an evil look, the cameraman quickly follows him and Chris Benoit slams the door behind them. Chris then walks over to the CD player and puts his CD on and starts to work out. After a few minutes someone else comes into the weight room and starts to work out, Chris Benoit has no idea who it is but decides to just let them be. After a few minutes the person gets up and goes over to the CD player and turns off Chris's CD and turns the radio on. Chris still has no idea who it is but now he seems pissed off and is about to do something about it.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. What the hell do you think your doing?
.:|- Some Person -|:. What does it look like Im doing? Im turning that carrpy music off, you got a problem with that?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh, do I have a problem with that? Oh no, not at all.
.:|- Some Person -|:. Good, cause even if you did I wouldnt care.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh you wouldnt care if I had a problem with it or not huh? Well lets see if you care if I kick your ass!
.:|- Some Person -|:. You actually think that you can kick my ass, what kind of an idiot are you?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. What kind of an idiot am I? Well lemme ask you this, what the hell kind of a dumbass are you? Do you have any idea who the hell I am?
.:|- Some Person -|:. No I dont, and furthermore, I could give two shits who you are.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well lemme ask you this, who are you?
.:|- Some Person -|:. It doesnt matter who the hell I am, now are you gonna leave me alone and let me work out or what?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh, Im gonna leave you alone all right.
.:|- Some Person -|:. Good, now you can just turn around and leave then.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Right after I do just one thing.
.:|- Some Person -|:. Ya, and whats that?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Kick your ass!
.:|- Scene -|:. Once he says that he then turns around and faces the guy and punches him right in the face and then immedietly throws the Crippler Crossface on him as he screams in pain, he is bleeding from the nose, which apears to probably be broken, and after a couple minutes of Chris Benoit keeping the hold he lets go and the person is just lying there motionless. Chris Benoit looks down at him and then says a few words.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well, lemme see, I gave you exactly what you wanted and you had to go and start screaming and moaning like a little girl, you had to go and squeal like a dying pig, well thats good, because I enjoyed that, and what I did to you is exactly what I am going to do to Billy Gunn in just a couple of short hours, so now I think I will leave you the hell alone just like you asked me to.
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit then walks out of the weight room and goes to his room to prepare for his match against Billy Gunn, a couple of hours later, about 5 minutes before Raw is about to start someone knocks on Chris's locker room door.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Who is it?
.:|- Messenger -|:. Um, Eric Bishcoff sent me here to give you a message.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Ya, what is it?
.:|- Messenger -|:. He said that he wants to see you in his office as soon as you can, its very urgant.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well tell Eric that I will be there when I feel damn good and ready to go.
.:|- Messenger -|:. Um, okay Chris.
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit then sits back for a few minutes and then hears a knock on his door again.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Who the hell is it now?
.:|- Messenger -|:. Um... Its me again.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. What the hell do you want now? Didnt I tell you to tell Eric that I will go see him when I feel ready to?
.:|- Messenger -|:. Yes.. But he wants to see you right now.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Tell him I will be there in a minute.
.:|- Messenger -|:. Okay.
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit sits there for a few minutes and then gets up and leaves his locker room and walks through the halls to Eric Bischoff's office, there are more people now in the arena who are setting up franticly as Raw is about to start in just a few minutes. Chris Benoit sees Eric's office and walks in and finds Eric on the phone. Chris does not care and starts to talk anyways.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well Eric, what the hell was so urgent that you had to see me now?
.:|- " Eazy E " Eric Bischoff -|:. Hang on a second Chris, cant you see Im in the middle of an important call?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. I dont care Eric, you wanted me here now tell me why you did.
.:|- " Eazy E " Eric Bischoff -|:. Just wait a minute!
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit gets an evil look in his face and then grabs Erics phone from him and hangs it up and looks him right in the eyes.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. No Eric, I am not going to wait a minute, you wanted me here, now tell me what the hell you want because I got better things I coule be doing.
.:|- " Eazy E " Eric Bischoff -|:. Well Chris, its really simple, what the hel has gotten into you? I got one of our ring crew out with a broken nose and a dislocated shoulder thanks to the ass kicking you gave him earlier, I got Kevin Kelly sitting in a room scared shitless from what you said to him, what the hell is up with you?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well the answer to this too is very simple Eric, NOTHING HAS GOTTEN INTO ME! I am just doing exactly what I have to do get by in The XWF, now if I am mistaken, wasnt it my attitude that got me my match against Randy Orton for The IC Title at King Of The Ring? Wasnt it the way I am acting that is going to win my matches for me? Just take a look at what I did to Lance Storm last week, I kicked his ass worse than anyone has ever done before, and you want to ask me what has got into me?
.:|- " Eazy E " Eric Bischoff -|:. Well I didnt exactly expect you to go around and kick everyones ass when I gave you that match, hell, I even have a cameraman who is out for a month at least with a broken arm thanks to you. What exactly is the point of all this?
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. That too is simple. I am just sending out a message to any and everyone who is watching or listening. I am going to do whatever it takes to strike fear into everyone, and so far, it seems to be working perfectly. I am just doing whatever I have to do to win a match and to get over in The XWF, now correct me if Im wrong, but isnt that working also? So if you have a problem with the way I am acting, and you want me to tone it down and stop hurting people, well then you had better just forget about it Eric, they dont call me The Crippler for no reason, you know that as well as anyone, now if you will excuse me, I have better things to do then to sit here and explain my actions to you.
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit then turns zaround and walks out of Erics office. He then goes back to his locker room and sits on his couch and turns on his monitor, Raw is just started and Jim Ross and The King are talking, Chris seems to have had enough of this and gets up out of his chair and walks out of his locker room again and starts to head towards the ring. The camera is panning the crowd as The Raw Theme is playing when all of a sudden it cuts out and 'Whatever' is heard throughout the arena for the first time in the beggining of Raw for a long time. Chris appears at the top of the ramp with his arms crossed looking over all the people in the crowd and he starts to laugh as everyone boos him for it. He then walks down the ramp into the ring and demands a mic, he gets one and then he stands there in the middle of the ring for a few seconds then goes out to the outside of the ring and grabs a chair and throws it in the ring, he then goes in the ring, sets up the chair and sits down and starts to talk.
.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Wow, it sure has been awhile since I have came out to the ring and spoke my mind, its been quite a long time, you people must have missed me, well ya know what, I sure as hell didnt miss any of you. All of you people booing me when I deserve to get cheered, when I deserved to be respected just as much as anyone else does. You people dont know what you want from wrestlers. You just go by appearance, but lemme let you know this much, thats gonna end now. Because from now on, all of you fans can go to hell, I dont need you, I dont want you and I sure as hell dont care about you. From now on everything I do is going to be for myself, not for any of you, so if you dont like what I do, then too damn bad, that goes for anyone in the locker room too. I could give wo sh*ts what everyone thinks about me, I could care less if you all want me to die, hell I would feel beter knowing that you all wanted me to die, because then I would know I am actually pissing you all off just like you piss me off. Just like everyone in the back pisses me off, not showing me one bit of respecr even though I am the best damn technical wrestler any of them have ever seen, what the hell do I get for it? I got thrown into matches with people who care more about their ass then they do anything else. I have been in The XWF as long as anyone has, and I am still getting treated like dirt. Vince never gave me one fair shot when he was here before, but as soon as Eric Bischoff gets here, I finally get a shot at something worthwhile, I finally get a shot at The IC Title, which will be coming home with me on Sunday when I kick Randy Ortons ass all over the arena, hell I might veen take him into the streets and throw him in front of a car just to see his lifeless body lie there while I hold The IC Title in my hands. Tonight though, I have to make an example out of Billy Gunn. I dont know why the hell I am even out here talking about this match, but I figured I would give you all a thrill instead of watching thrid rate wrestlers face off against each other when you could sit out here and listen to me, because we all know even my talking is better than everyone elses wrestling. I have proven it time and again, I have proven everything to the world. I have proven why I am The Crippler, I have proven why I am the best damn technical wrestler to ever walk the earth, I have proven why I deserve to be at the top here in The XWF, but continue to be held down just because I am not popular, just because you people hate me. Thats why I dont care anymore, if you people are going to hate me, I might as wel give you all a reason to hate me, I mean why be hated when you can be loathed! And to tell the truth, I find it funny as hell the way you all treat me, even though you all know that I am better than you and you could never be as good as me, you still try and act like it, but I would like to see one person in the audience come into this ring and kick my ass in a straight up wrestling match, I would love to see it, but damn it aint gonna happen. And it aint gonna happen because not one of you people out there have what it takes to beat me in a wrestling match, hell none of you have what it takes to even beat me in a game of anything, so thats why you are all jealous, you are all as jealous as Billy Gunn is. We all know that he has no right to be here in The XWF, we all know that the only reason people even look at him is because they want to see what he is going to do next, but al he ever does is try to show his ass off, all he ever does is make a total ass of himself, and he does the quite easily, but I hope he knows that when he gets in the ring with me in less than an hours time, that his ass is not going to save him from getting one of the worst beatings of his life, this is going to be an... ass kicking that he will never forget. So Billy, when it is time for you to get out of your locker room, come out to this ring and face me eye to eye and look into my eyes and realize that you are set to get an ass kicking, just know that I am using you as an example to Randy Orton, that is al you are. What I do to you is just going to be a slight beating of what I give to Randy Orton, because Randy has came into The XWF and has been one of the cockiest bastards I have ever seen, and for that he is going to pay dearly at the hands of The Crippler. And Billy, after I am done kicking your ass, I want you to do me a favour, I want you to go and find Randy and tell him exactly what it was like to get your ass kicked by the best, go and tell him exactly what it is going to be like for him at The King Of The Ring when he has ot face me in that falls count anywhere match. Because what I am going to do to you tonight Billy will just be straight up wrestling, but what I do to Randy, will be a straight up ass kicking. It is going to be more than wrestling moves and rules, hell in this match there will be no rules, and there will be no wrestling, it is going to be a war, I am going to do whatever I have to to kick his ass and bring that IC Title home where it belongs, right around my waist, so Billy, you had better prepare for an ass kicking from me, instead of an ass licking from your bitch Road Dogg, and Randy, you had better be ready this Sunday, and if any of you got any problems with what I just said, PROVE ME WRONG.
.:|- Scene -|:. Chris Benoit then gets up off the chair, drops the mic and walks up the ramp as the scene fades.

Chris Benoit Tells Kevin Kelly Off 
Chris looks down at his destruction.