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| ::| Tooth-Hairless Aggression is no more! As of Raw just a couple of days the all out tag team domination of Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit over The XWF came to an end when ego's and tension became just too much for either man to contain themselves as they lost The XWF Tag Team Titles to The Dudleyz. However now there is more than just those four men thrown into the mix, Edge and Christian appear to want to get their hands on the tag team titles and are going to do whatever it takes to get them. Including attacking the new tag Team Champs from behind right after they won the titles. And now in just under a day a huge main event on the return of Smackdown will pit Kurt Angle teaming with Edge and Christian to take on Chris Benoit and The Dudleyz in a Tag Team Table Elimination Match. What will happen in this match as hatred, egos and tensions run high between all of these men? Who will come out on top and who will be put through an unforgiving table? Tune in to the return of XWF Smackdown live this Friday from The Staples Center in LA. | ::| |
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The scene opens up with 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit sitting there on a stool in some bar. There are animal heads all over the walls and weird paintings scattered everywhere. Chris Benoit seems pissed off and irritated for some reason but just sits there drinking his beer thinking about something. All of a sudden a couple of people walk into the bar and walk up to the counter and order something and start to look around. They look over in Chris's direction and stare for a few seconds and then mutter a few rods between themselves and grab thier drinks and go and sit down on the other side of the bar. After a few minutes of them siiting there one of them finally gets the guts to go up and try to talk to Chris Benoit. He does not notice them coming and is odering a drink when they walk up to him. She taps him on the shoulder and he just ignores it at first but she does it again a few times and Chris finally turns around to see what she wants.|
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'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya, what do ya want?
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Well... Um... Me and my friend noticed you sitting here and we were wondering if you are Chris Benoit.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya I am, whats it to you?
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: We were wondering if we could get your autograph, we are huge fans.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well, Im a huge fan of Micheal Jackson but you dont see me walking up to him and asking for his autograph now do you?
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Well no...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Then there yo go, what makes you think you have the right to comeup to me and ask me for an autograph. I know that I am THE best damn technical wrestler in The XWF and the world, but listen here, Im not sitting here to wait for people to walk up to me and ask for some damn autographs. If I was I would be at a damn press conference.
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Sorry, we didnt think that you would mind.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well its obvious you didnt think or you would not be standing up here wasting your time trying to get me to write my name down on a little peice of paper just so you can get a warm glow inside knowing you met someone as good as me. So next time you wanna go ask someone for their autograph, you better make sure that it isnt me because I wont be as nice to you next time. You got that?
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Yes... But.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: But what??? Didnt you understand what I said? You want me to put it in simpler terms so even you can understand. Well here it is. I dont wanna sign any damn autographs for you people. I dont care if you are fans or not, I dont care... I just dont care if you want it or not, just get the hell out of my site before you really piss me off.
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: But...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Okay, listen here, there are no buts about it. What I want you to do, if you are such a huge fan of mine, I want you to take your ass and go and sit back down where you were before you came over here to annoy the hell out of me and keep talking to your friend. And if you come back over here and ask me for my autograph one more time or even talk to me then so help me I will not be held responsible for my actions.
| 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Jesus Chris... What the hell do you want now? I thought I told you to leave me the hell alone, how stupid can you be? I told you straight up to leave me the hell alone and here you are wanting to talk to me again. When the hell are you going to get it through that thick head of yours? Im not going to give you a damn autograph so just get the hell out of my site, I have places I gotta go.
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Oh I will get out of your way. And believe me, you have no idea where you are about to go.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Oh really, well please, go ahead and enlighten me, give me the words of the wise and tell me where I am about to go, please do, I just cant wait to find out.
'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Okay, but you asked for it.
| 'Obsessed Fan' Kristy: Well Chris, all I wanted was a simple autograph from you, and you were too much of an ass to give me one. So now you are going to be stuck with an autograph... of his fist on your face!
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Oh no, Im trembling in my boots here. Im so scared I dont think I can move. Please tell him not to hurt me, oh please, please tell him not to hurt me.
| 'Obsessed Fan's Friend' Jack: So you are the 'great' Chris Benoit huh? You dont look so damn tough, hell you look like a little gremlin, how the hell did someone like you ever make it into The XWF?
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: You wanna know how I got into The XWF? you wanna know what I had to go through just to get hired into thios company?
'Obsessed Fan's Friend' Jack: Well I wouldnt ask if I didnt wanna know!
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Allright, but dont you go calling the cops or complaining to your little bitch over there once you wake up!
'Obsessed Fan's Friend' Jack: Oh dont worry, I wont have to worry about that since you are the one who is gonna be face first on that floor when Im done with you!
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The scene cuts back in as 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit is seen standing there in the backstage of The Staples Center knocking on a door. There is no sign or anything on the door but someone from insdie yells come in and Chris opens the door and seen sitting there in the middle of the room on a couple of chairs are all three Dudleyz. Spike, Buh-Buh and D-Von, they are sitting there watching the TV Monitor where they are watching their 'victory' over Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit just a few days ago, their tag team titles are on a table next to them and when they see that it is Chris Benoit walking in they stand up immedietly as if to expect a fight. However Chris Benoit just laughs at them and starts to talk.
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'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Wow, Im betting you guys have been watching that footage non stop ever since that happened seeing as you know it was one hell of a fluke that you won!
'Got Wood?' D-Von Dudley: A fluke huh? And how exactly can you say that?
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: How can I say it was a fluke? How the hell can I say that it was not! The only reason you won those damn titles from us is because of Kurts huge ego, must be the size of Mama Dudley or something, but anyways, thats not why Im here.!
'Get The Tables!' Buh Buh Dudley: Then why are you here?
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Its simple, the only reason I am here is to warn you three that if you mess this match up, you better be ready to be the next ones being Crippled after Kurt Angle. I dont like you guys and I damn well know you dont like me, but for tonight, we gotta work together, so all I need is for you two to stay the hell out of my way and let me beat the heck out of Kurt Angle, you can have Edge and Christian to yourselves, but just leave Kurt the hell alone and put those other two idiots through the tables. And once all this is done and we have won, we can go back to hating each other, its as simple as that!
'Get The Tables!' Buh Buh Dudley: oh yes Chris, that is simple, but let us just warn you, you better be at the top of your game tonight or your gonna find yourself face first through a table, courtesy of The Dudleyz!
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya, Ya, Ya. You say that, but you know that neither of you can beat me or put me through a table, its been proven out in the ring time after time. if we go back to Up In Smoke when we kicked your ass for those titles, ya, just think about that. And you all damn well know that if Kurts ego hadnt blown up the other night you would not have those shiny little titles sitting over there on the table, so just keep all that in your mind if you plan on putting me through a table!
'Got Wood?' D-Von Dudley: Chris, what the hell...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: What the hell what? Im not gonna sit here and let you question me! Im the best damn technical wrestler in the world, Im the Rabid freakin Wolverine. Ive odne more in The XWF than you ever will, so you better just watch what you say and stand behind me in this match and let me show you exactly how a true XWF Superstar wins a match, and it aint by using chairs or tables, its by pure wrestling, something I do better than anyone else, and when the time comes, I will have no hesitation of breaking away from that and throwing Kurts bald ass through a table!
'Got Wood?' D-Von Dudley: Chris, thats not what I meant...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Now what you meant? Then what the hell did you mean?
'Got Wood?' D-Von Dudley: I was just going to say...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ah Hell! I got better things to do than sit around and listen to you here muttering nonsense, if you dont say it in the next ten seconds then Im getting the hell out of here!
'Got Wood?' D-Von Dudley: Okay, what I was going to say is that we...
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Aw damn, theres your ten seconds gone. Guess I will see you out at the ring tonight, and you both ahd better be ready to kick some ass and remember what I said, if you dont, then you will be the next ones to be Crippled!!
| 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Dont bother wasting your damn breath Lillian, all these idiots here know exactly who I am. They all know that I should still be one half of The XWF Tag Team Champions, but noooo, Kurt Angle had to let his ego get the best of him and let his jealousy for me take him over and get the best of him. Ya, thats right, Kurts jealous, he just wishes that he could be as good of a technical wrestler as The Rabid Wolverine, but it will never happen, the only reason that I dont have myself a gold medal is because I had better things to do than go around and try to beat a bunch of amatuers up. But thats just like Kurt, going around beating the hell out of anyone just to make him seem better, and we all know thats why hes so damn edgy when hes around me, he knows that if he was to go one on one with The Crippler that he would be just another loser to tap to The Crossface. He would be just one more fallen victim to The Rabid Wolverine. Hell Ive allready beat Kurts ass in the past, if we go back like 5 months me and Raven beat the hell out of him and Stone Cold to win The XWF Tag Team Titles. So that just makes it obvious why Angle would come up to me one day and beg me to become his tag team partner just because he didnt want me kicking his ass any more than I needed to, sure we had some hilarious times, but those have all ended and from now on, everytime I see Kurt Angle he is going to find his bald ass in a hell of a lot of pain. And it will be at his own expense, hes the one who let his damn ego get out of control so hes to one who is going to pay!!
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Hell, Kurt is not going to be the only one who is going to suffer the wrath of The Rabid Wolverine. Edge and Christian better be ready for a fight and better be ready to get their asses thrown through a table tonight too because just like Kurt Angle will be forced to scream like a little bitch when I slap the Crossface on him, Edge and Christian will suffer the same fate. Putting them all through a table is just one factor in this match, beating the hell out of Edge, Christian and Kurt Angle is another, and if I have to do it on my own without The Dudleyz should they decide that they dont want to do things my way. I dont care if I have to do it with or without them, nothing will stop me from getting my hands on Kurt Angle. I dont give a damn if I have to beat the hell out of my own team mates to get my hands on him, I dont care if it costs me the loss in the match, as long as I get to hear Kurt Angle squeal like a pig then I will be happy. As long as I get to take that ego of Kurt Angles and pop it like a baloon and watch him witness exactly what is happening to his carreer, I am going to force him to feel the beggining of the end of his time here in The XWF. And then I will sit back and watch The Dudleyz beat the living hell out of Edge and Christian and pay them back for what they did to them on Raw. Hell, even though the Dudleyz deserved every thing that happened to them, as much as it pains me to do it, I have to team up with them tonight, and as much as it pains me to do it, I have to stand by their sides. But after tonight, after we are done beating the hell out of those three, I will go back to hating their guts and plotting getting those Tag Team Titles back, but for now, its time for Kurt Angle and E&C to feel the wrath of The Crippler and to tap like the little bitches they are, and if they got somethign to say about that, then I beg you, Prove Me Wrong, please, PROVE ME WRONG!!!
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