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The scene opens up with 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit and 'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus in a pool hall somewhere playing a couple games of pool trying to relax from all the events that have been going on lately in The XWF before they have to go to a house show. They are trying to escape people who know who they are by going to a place where most of the people are drunk and no one will have no idea who the hell they are. However this plan did not work out as they expected it to as there are quite a few people there who have recognized them. Or more properly said, recognized Trish and are trying to 'talk' to her. Trish does not seem to like this and tells Chris Benoit.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Chris, I don’t like this place, all the drunk guys are trying to pick me up.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Trish, I don’t know what the hell you are worrying about? Don’t forget that I am with you, and if these drunk idiots actually want to try and start something with me, I have no problem in kicking their asses just like I do everyone in The XWF.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Well Chris, these guys are just a little bit bigger than everyone in The XWF, and they look just a little bit tougher.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well Trish, I don’t give a shit how tough they look, you and I both know that if any of them want to start something it will be one of the last things they start because I will have no problem kicking their asses, hell it will be a good warm up for my triple threat match on Raw when I have to face Tazz and Edge when I finally get a shot at a title, after all my hard work and after kicking everyones ass in The XWF time after time, I am finally getting shown some respect.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: I just don’t want you to get hurt before your match because I know that you have been waiting for a title match for quite awhile. And it would be pretty stupid to go and get hurt before it and not be able to wrestle.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: You know what, it would be pretty damn stupid to go and get hurt before a match like this. It would be pretty damn idiotic to get hurt before a title match, but you see Trish, there is no chance in hell that one of these drunk morons in this place will hurt me, if there is no one in The XWF who has been able to hurt me enough to miss a match yet, after me being there how long, do you actually think that one of these people could actually hurt me?
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Whatever Chris, lets just finish our game.
With Trish saying that she takes her shot and her and Chris finish the game, but just before it is done a couple of drunk idiots come up and try to pick Trish up.
Drunk Guy #1: Hey pretty, why don’t you ditch that little bitch over there and come with us.
Drunk Guy #2: Ya, we'll show you a real good time.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: If you guys want a good time why don’t you go find someone else because there is no chance in hell that I am going to go with you two.
Drunk Guy #2: Oh, and whats gonna stop you from coming with us?
Drunk Guy #1: I don’t see anyone else here that could possibly even try to stop us, unless you mean that little bitch over there.
Drunk Guy #2: Oh No! I hope she does not mean him, cuz if she does we better leave her alone because we are going to wind up getting our asses kicked.
Drunk Guy #1: HAHAHA!
The one drunk guy grabs Trish by the arm and tries to drag her while the other guy just looks at Chris Benoit and starts to laugh. When the other guy grabs ahold of Trish too she tries to struggle loose and gets free from one of the guys and he goes to grab her again and she sacks him and hr falls to his knees. The other guy lets go of her and seems pissed off. He then looks over at Chris Benoit and then looks back at Trish and starts to talk again.
Drunk Guy #1: You little bitch, that was a big mistake, if you had just come with us you would have stopped any trouble, now we are going to have to take it out on your little bitch over there.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: You mean me??
Drunk Guy #1: You bet your ass I mean you!
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Oh No! Please don’t hurt me, I didn’t do anything to piss you off, I am just with her and we were trying to have some fun.
Drunk Guy #1: Your just making it worse by getting sarcastic with me you little wimp. I hope you know what you are getting into.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: You know what, I know exactly what the hell I am getting myself into, and I couldnt be happier, I have been looking for a good fight since we got here and I am finally gonna get my wish, and I just hope for your sake that you know what you are getting yourself into.
Drunk Guy #1: I know what I am getting myself into, but I hope you know the more you talk the more I am going to kick your ass.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well I guess I better talk for awhile because I sure as hell do not want to kick your ass without any problems, not that there is going to be any problems in the first place.
Drunk Guy #1: You little bastard.
With that the guy takes a swing at Chris Benoit and Chris just blocks it and swings at the guy and gets him right in the face dropping him with one punch. At this time though the other guy has got up and has grabbed a pool cue and is behind Chris Benoit but Trish warns him and just as the guy swings Chris Benoit moves out of the way and the guy winds up hitting a table with the pool cue and it breaks in a few pieces and he looks stunned. By this time Chris Benoit is just getting warmed up and he waits for the guy to look up at him and then has Trish make him turn his back and when he does he grabs him from behind and give shim a german suplex through a table. By this time everyone is watching and wondering how the hell a small guy like Chris Benoit has taken these two big guys out. Once he gets up he looks around and says something.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well that was fin, I just hope for all your sakes that you will all leave us the hell alone the rest of the time we are here or I will have to do the same thing I just did to all these guys to the rest of you, and I don’t think any of you drunk idiots want that now, do you? So all of you just get back to drinking your asses off and stop looking over here!
With that everyone gets back to what they were doing before the whole thing started and Chris Benoit and Trish Stratus play another game of pool, while they are playing Trish starts to talk to Chris.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Hey Chris, can we get out of here after this game? I don’t like that all these drunk people are looking over here at us all the time.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Trish, I don’t think that I will ever understand what the hell goes through your mind. On TV you go around wearing a thong and shit like that, but here you are wearing a trenchcoat and everything. On TV there are millions of people looking at you and here there are only like 20 people looking at you.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: I know, but could we just leave after this game anyways?
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Ya fine, we gotta get to the arena anyways.
With that Chris Benoit sinks the 8 ball and wins the game and they throw their cues on the pool table and walk out of the bar. When they get out they walk across the street to the rented car they have and get in. Trish gets in the drivers side and Chris in the passenger side. They start to drive and Chris starts to talk.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well Trish, it looks like I got my wish in there after all, although I wish they would have been a bit tougher, I mean even Raven is tougher than those idiots, and we both know Raven is nothing, and I think I proved that once and for all on Smackdown a couple nights ago when I made him bleed and showed the world that Raven is nothing than a little bitch. And I did all that inside without getting hurt. That should make you happy.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Chris, the reason I did not want you to get hurt is because you do have a big match ahead of you on Monday when you have to get in the ring with Tazz and Edge for The Television Title.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Im glad you care Trish, but you see, if I have never been stopped once in The XWF by anyone, and I have been on the ring with them all, I don’t think that a couple of drunk idiots would be able to hurt me. And as far as my match with Tazz and Edge goes, I have been waiting for a title match for the longest time in The XWF. Sure I have had those number one contenders matches, but every damn time I am in one of those I get screwed and wind up losing just because someone else f*cks me out of it. But now I am actually in a title match, and when I get in that ring I am just going to let loose and do to Tazz and Edge exactly what I did to Raven on Thursday, I am going to make them bleed and I am going to take Edge's title away from him as fast as he won it, and there is nothing he can do to stop me from doing that.
With that, Chris Benoit and Trish Stratus arrive at the arena where the house show will be held, they get out of the car and get their things and go in and go straight to their dressing room. Once they are there they stop the cameramen from coming in, a few minutes later they come out of the dressing room. Trish wearing her normal stuff and Chris Benoit dressed in his ring attire. They walk down the halls, and when they get to the base of the ramp behind the curtain, 'Whatever' hits as they make their way out to huge boos from the crowd. Chris just looks at everyone and laughs and then they walk down the ramp and into the ring. Trish goes and gets a mic and hands it to Chris who is just standing there. Chris tells Trish to hold onto the mic for a minute and then goes out to the side of the ring and gets a chair and throws it in the ring and then goes back in and sets the chair up and sits on it and takes the mic back from Trish Stratus and starts to talk.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Well, here I am again, another non televised XWF event, another XWF show that has no significance of any sorts, and here I am again? And why am I here? Why am I out here in this ring sitting in this chair, talking to all you worthless idiots? , well it could be because I have nothing better to do,. But that, of course is not the reason, the only reason I am out here talking to all you people is because this is the last ever house show that I will be at, this is the last XWF house show that I will ever need to come to, and the reason for that is because after Monday Night, I will no longer need to come here to show people that I am the best damn technical wrestler in The XWF, and even the world, because I will prove it once again by holding XWF Gold. Something that I need, and something that when I get my chance to hold, I always take it and reach up to sthe stars and grab the highest one, and that highest one is always The XWF Gold, and that is something that I will hold. I have proven myself to the fans, I have proven myself to the locker room, and I have proven myself to Vince McMahon, night after night after night. And what do I have to show for it? A couple shots at getting a title shot? What the hell is this? I will tell you all exactly what it is. It is a bunch of bullshit. I work my ass off for Vince McMahon night after night and he shows me no appreciation, this is about to end though,, if he does not show me the proper respect that I deserve, than I will have no choice but to show Vince personally why they call me the crippler by taking him and dragging him out to this ring and showing him exactly what it is I do, and why I deserve to hold XWF Gold, I will show him exactly why I have kicked everyones ass here in The XWF who has been put in front of me, and this will be no different on Raw when I have to face Tazz and Edge for Edge's Television Title. Now here is where I have a problem, Edge has been in The XWF for less than a month and he already has been given a shot at the gold, I have been here longer than him and what do I have? Nothing! And it is all thanks to that ingrateful bastard Raven who thought that he could get the best of me, but I went and showed him how wrong he was by kicking his ass once again on Smackdown by making him bleed like the worthless bastard he is.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: But now that I have shown Raven that he is no where near the level of skill that I am, no where near as dangerous as The Rabid Wolverine I am damn sure that he will leave me alone and let me focus on bigger things at hand, now I can focus on once again going through everyone in The XWF one by one on my way to the top. Something Raven interrupted when he begged me to team with him. Now though, it will continue, and even if I have to start at the bottom with Tazz and Edge, even if I have to start at the bottom by holding a title that no one even cares about, I will do it without a problem, because on the way to the top, you have to start at the bottom, and what I choose to do is start all the way at the bottom, start at the very last rung of the ladder here in The XWF. And now that I am there I will show all these newcomers to The XWF who are trying to make it big exactly why The XWF is the big leagues and exactly why the will have no chance of ever surviving here. . And proving to the world why I am the best damn technical wrestler The XWF has ever seen. And starting Monday, I am going to show no mercy to anyone who gets in my way, in the past I have just went out to the ring beat my opponent and left the ring, from now on though, after I kick their ass and humiliate them and prove to them that I am The Crippler, I am going to actually go and cripple them and make them wish they had never signed to get in the ring with me, because it will be the last mistake they ever make in The XWF, because it will be the one that takes them out of The XWF forever and just brings me one step closer to winning The XWF Title. Now Edge and Tazz, I am sorry that you two had to be my first victims of the new attitude, and the new aggression that I am going to show over The XWF, but you see, it aint my fault that you two have been thrown into this match with me, and as long as you have a title Edge, you know that you will wind up having to face me eventually, so you might as well get it over with, and Tazz, you have just been thrown into this match and you will become just another victim to the crippler after Raw and after I get my hands on you in this match.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Now dont either of you think for one second, one split second that I will not do to you what I have donr to Raven in the oast, dont either of you think that I will not make you guys bleed, that I will not go out to ringside and grab a chair and use it. Because everyone else hwo I have faced in The XWF, know that I sure as hell am not afraid to use a weapon to win a match, everyone knows that I will do whatever, and I mean whatever it takes to win a match here in The XWF. And I will do whatever I have to. Be it using a chair, be it bringing Trish into the match to distract you guys, be it just straight out kicking your ass. It does not matter to me. Because I can do it all, and you all know that. Everyone i have faced in The XWF will tell you that I will live up to my name of The Crippler, and damnit, I have no problems doing so. I have no problems showing you exactly why they call me The Crippler. You can ask Raven, Booker T, hell you can even ask the current world champion Kurt Angle if I will live up to my name, and as much as they may deny it to you, just listen to the tone of their voice, just listen to the way they say it and you too will know why it is true, they say it with fear, and they are afraid to admit it because they know it is true and they are trying to be tough guys. And I know for sure that you two are goign to try and be tought guys too, but Tazz and Edge, know this, I will not take it easy on you, and when I get into that ring I will take you both out, at the same time, or one at a time, or I might even sit back and watch the two of you beat the hell out of each other and then when you are too tired I will just come in and kick the living hell out of you two even worse and then take the win and what belongs to me allready, the television title. Because Edge, you can appearas calm and serene as you want, you can come out to the ring and appear to have all the confidence in the world, but what everyone out there will fail to realize is that you are scared to face me, deep down inside you are scared to get into the ring with the best damn technical wrestler The XWF and the world has ever seen. And the same goes for our little 'thug' Tazz. Who claims to have grown up on the streets and had to fight for survival, now if he actually grew up where he said he did and did what he said he did, then you think he would actually be able to win a match here in The XWF, but no, he cant even win a match here in The XWF against the worst wrestlers we have, what in the hell will actually make him think he can beat the best? Now there is only one way that either of you will be able to win the match tonight, and that is the two of you double team me.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: Now I welcome you two, Tazz and Edge, in the match to try and take me out first, I advise you two to team up and try and take me out, because I am the biggest threat to both of you next to yourselves, I have been in enough triple threat matches to know exactly how they work, and to know exactly what happens and what goes through your mind. And in these matches your ego will get the best of you, and Edge, this will be your ultimate downfall, you and your big ego, your 'ultra smooth' ego, will prove to be your downfall because you will want to do everything, get the pin early, even when Tazz is standing right there, and when you do this, Tazz I am sure will just go and lick your ass and I can just sit there and watch you two beat the hell out of each other and then when both of you have nothing left I can come in and finish you both off and pin one of you, does not matter to me who it is, and when I do pin one of you,. You will both be looking at the new XWF Television Champion. And there is nothing either of you can do to stop me. You see, I am on a roll here in The XWF, and I am on a path to the top, an d you two are just pawns, roadblocks, does not matter, you two are just sitting there a d when I am done with you two, you will just be roadkill on the side of th8e road because I am going to show no mercy, and I am going to show you two exactly what The XWF is about. Edge you may think you know what it is about because you hold one little title, well what you fail to realize is that experience and knowledge will come into play tonight, and that is where I will prevail, as well as every other area of the match, so when you two are standing behind the curtain about to come out to the ring, when you two are sitting there in your locker room preparing for the match, however you do. When you two are sitting there ion the plane coming to raw. I want you to remember one thing and one thing only, I am your worst nightmare come true, and I will walk out of that match with The XWF Television Title, ending Edge's reign as champions just as quick as it started, and shattering any hopes that Tazz ahs of holding it, and there is ntohing either of you can do about this, there is not one thing that either you Tazz, or you Edge can do about me winning, however I do welcome you two to go ahead and try, try and win, and oh ya, one more thing, there is one more thing that I want you two to do for me in this match, and I beg you two to PROVE ME WRONG!!
Chris Benoit hands the mic to Trish Stratus.
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: Tazz and Edge, you two have got no chance of winning on raw ehn you step foot into this ring with The Crippler. You two have got no chance of even coming close. Edge, you may be the champion, but when it is all said and done, and your match is over, there is only going to be one man whos hand is going to be raised, and it sure as hell is not going to be you or Tazz, it is going to be none other than The Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit. He has been waiting for this shot for quite awhile now, and now that he has it there is no chance one of you two are going to ruin it for him, and if youy try you are just going to have to suffer at the hands of The Crippler. The man who is going to be the next XWF Television Champion, and that goes without a doubt. The fact that Chris Benoit will be the next XWF Television Champion is nothing short of the truth. And there is nothing either of you two can do about it, because neither of you two posess the skill that it takes to beat the best damn technical wrestler in The XWF, and without thatm you two will be losers tonight, just like you are every other night. So come out to the ring on Monday thinking that you are going to be able to beat Chris, And Edge, make sure you shine the title up and make sure it is nice and clean because Chris deserves to hold a clean title, and who knows what the hell you have done with it. So you two can come out to the ring thinking you will win, and Edge the only thing you need to bring is that little Television Title so Chris can hold it up above his head after he pins you or Tazz and proves to the world why he is The Rabid Wolverine and why he will kick anyones ass who gets in his way on his journey to the top. And with me by his side, there is no chance that his journey will not be sucessful, because I will deliver 100% Stratusfaction to anyone who gets in my way and anyone who thinks that they have what it takes to stop us from going all the way to the top and holding The XWF Title. And it may not be next week, it may not be next month, who knows how long it will take to win that title, who knows exactly how long it will take us to get to the top, but all of you should know this, it will happen and there is no one or nothing out there that can stop us from going to the top. Not you Tazz, not you Edge, Not you Raven, as Chris proved once more on Smackdown, not anyone else on The XWF roster, because we are climbing as we speak, and we will reach the top sooner than later.
'The Crippler' Chris Benoit: And that is so damn true. Trish, you seem to be the only one in the whole of The XWF who believes that I can do it. You seem to be the only one who knows that The Crippler has what it takes to climb that ladder of success to the top. Everyone else doubts it, you all doubt it because in the time I have been here in The XWF I have done nothing, I have been held down, and ever since I have not been with Raven I have done more and mroe, I have become more sucessful and won more matches than ever, and that is going to keep on continuing. And with Trish Stratus by my side, there is no chance in hell that I can be stopped, there is no chance in hell that anyone can stop The Rabid Wolverine from going all the way to the top of The XWF and winning all the gold there is to win. So anyone who does not believe, well I will be the one laughing when I am sitting there at the top of The XWF and you are all sitting there looking up at me trying to actall nice, but all I will do is laugh in your face and kick your ass because I will know that all you want is to be friends with the best damn wrestler in the world, but you see IT JUST WONT HAPPEN. Because the only person who knows I can do it is Trish, and the only person who will be with me at the top will be Trish. And the rest of you wil just be kissing my ass because I could care less about any of you! And as for all of you in the crowd right now, you can all kiss my ass right now because I know you all dont believe in me, and when I come back here with XWF Gold, you can all still kiss my ass because I dont care about any of you!
'The Blond Bombshell' Trish Stratus: You all can boo him now, but I know that when he is XWF Champion, you all will be crawling back, and when you do you can kiss both our asses... Wait, no, on second thought none of you can kiss my ass because you would all enjoy that too much. So you can all just go to hell. And while you are there, make saure you dont come back, because we dont need people like you trying to ruin what should allready be ours, and that is The XWF Title, but we will be patient, we will start out at the bottom again, we will start wherever we have to, and if The Television Title, and Tazz and Edge is where Chris has to start, so be it, because he has no problems kicking anyones ass just to prove to Vince that he belongs up at the top, with the people like Kurt Angle and The Rock. People that he can beat without a problem, just as easy as he can beat Edge and Tazz on Raw. And that will be pretty damn easy, seeing as Tazz and Edge have no idea what teh hell they are getting themselves into. And when they get in the ring and look Chris right in the eyes, when they see how rabid Chris actually can be, they will realize exactly whatthey have got themselves into, and they will realize the only way out is to get their asses kicked by the best, and then they will realize why Chris Benoit is everything he says he is, and more!
With that Chris Benoit gets up off of his chair and takes it and throws it outside of the ring as his music hits and he and Trish Stratus get out of the ring and walk up the ramp and disapear as the scene cuts out. |