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This roleplay is no way affiliated with the WWF,Dubya C Dubya or EC f'n W. Now this rp was wrote by da crippler Chris Benoit. Now if your a jackass and don't wanna read it then piss of now. Or you can sit back kick your feet up and read another award winning roleplay by me da crippler.

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<<Record>> 0/0/0
<<Achievements>> XWF Hardcore Champion, Forming Strange Days
<<People Used>> 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit, 'The King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley, Raven, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Micheal 'Bad Hear Day' Cole
<<People Mentioned>> NBT
 

 

RP GOES HERE

The scene opens with all of Strange Days, consisting of Chris Benoit, Mick Foley and Raven sitting there in the back at an XWF house show somewhere in The UK. They have no idea where they are and furthermore they do not care, all they care about is the day that is slowly coming to hand, and that day is the night of UK Massacre where Chris Benoit and Raven will defend their XWF Tag Team Titles against The Natural Born Thrillers, Mark Jindrak and Sean O'Haire. These two are newcomers to The XWF but have proven themselves to everyone very quickly and have been granted a shot at the tag team titles which Strange Days have held for just about three weeks after winning them off of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle, The Two Man Power Trip. Chris Benoit and Raven have defended their titles against anyone and everyone who has wanted a shot and came out on top against all on comers for the titles. They also proved that they are a major force in The XWF by beating two members of The ERW in tag team competition, Jeff Jarrett and Rob Van Dam. However those two are not an established tag team, but on the other hand The Natural Born Thrillers are and established tag team and have held Tag Team Titles in The WCW so know what it takes to win in the tag team division. This is not bothering Chris Benoit and Raven though, they know that they have the upper hand and the advantage as this is The Natural Born Thrillers first pay per view apparency here in The XWF and it has to be big for them, and Chris Benoit and Raven now used to being on XWF Pay Per Views. The Natural Born Thrillers got this match by 'beating' The APA last week on Raw by attacking them in the back and making it so they would not be able to compete. And this sets the stage for the tag team title defense that Strange Days will have at UK Massacre. All of a sudden while all of the members of Strange Days are sitting there in the locker room Mankind gets up and walks over to the door. Chris Benoit and Raven look puzzled and look at Mankind and talk to him.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Hey Mankind, where the hell are you going? I thought you were gonna come out to the ring with us tonight.

.::.(Raven).::.What? When are we going out to the ring? We don't have a match do we?

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Naw man, don't worry, we don't have a match tonight, we don't have to wrestle till Sunday night when we take on The Natural Born Thrillers, but I thought that since we don't have to wrestle and since I am getting right bored sitting back here that we could go out to the ring and let the fans know what we are going to do on Sunday.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Okay, just make sure you are back here in time, because if you are not we are going to go out there without you.

With that exchange of words Mankind then opens the door and walks out and closes it as a sudden hush falls over Strange Days locker room. Chris Benoit looks at Raven at breaks the silence.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Hey Raven, is it just me or is he done nothing so far to help us get to the top here in The XWF?

.::.(Raven).::.Well he did help you win The Hardcore Title at Backlash didn't he?

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well ya, he did help me win it, but other than that he has done nothing, I know I say this a lot but he has been no help for us here.

.::.(Raven).::.Don't worry Chris, its not his fault, he has just not been put in any matches yet, that bastard Vince or whoever is booking the matches is just not giving him a fair chance, so just bear with it, trust me he will help us make an impact, besides, it was your idea to get him back in The XWF to join us.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.I know it was my idea to get him to come back, but I figured he would be given a chance. I guess its not so bad having him with us though, he has not done anything bad or anything to screw us out of a match yet. And its always good to have someone as backup.

.::.(Raven).::.ya, don't worry though Chris, I am sure he will make an impact at UK Massacre, I talked to him the other day and he has some sort of plan to help Strange Days.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.I hope so, and how long did he say he was gonna be, because I really wanna go out to the ring tonight.

.::.(Raven).::.He should be back in a few minutes, give it time, this house show just started so Im sure we will get to go out there tonight.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Another thing I can not wait for is Sunday Night when we get in the ring with The Natural Born Thrillers. I wanna take out all my angers out on those two. The fact that they come into The XWF and are given a title shot immediately when I was in The XWF for over a month and a half before I even got a number one contenders match. And this just pisses me right off.

.::.(Raven).::.Chris man, calm down, save it for Sunday Night, save it for when we get into the ring with those ass kissers The Natural Born Thrillers.

All of a sudden the door opens and Mankind pops his head in and says he is ready to go out ro the ring now. Chris Benoit and Raven pick up their XWF Tag Team Titles and start to walk out of their locker room. Chris Benoit is the last one to leave and he slams the door shut. The cameraman follows Strange Days through the backstage part of the arena where The XWF House Show is taking place. Once they walk across the arena they tell the music guy to hit their music. 'Strange Days' by The Matthew Good Band starts to blare over The P.A. System as the purple strobe lights hit and Raven is the first to come out with his Tag Team Title in his hand, he raises his arms to the crucifix position until out comes Mankind, he hobbles out slowly and once he is in front of Raven, Raven drops his arms and turns around and sees Chris Benoit walk out from the back with his XWF Tag Team Title wrapped around his shoulder. He stands at the top of the ramp for a minute and then they all start to walk down the ramp to the ring at the same time. As they are walking down the ramp a fan jumps over the barricade and gets up in Chris Benoit's face. Chris Benoit then looks at Raven and laughs and then turns back to the person and slugs him right in the ace as the security finally notices and hop over the ramp and go to grab the guy but Chris Benoit tells him no and grabs the guy who seems to be knocked out and throws him into the ring. Mankind and Raven and Chris Benoit then all get into the ring and the guy who attacked Chris Benoit seems to be coming back to. Raven and Mankind roll into the ring and Mankind goes over and stops the guy who attacked Chris Benoit who si trying to get out of the ring under the ropes. Raven then goes and just sits down in the corner and puts his Tag Team Title on the ring and then just looks around at the fans and what is happening in the ring. Mankind is still holding the guy who attacked Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit is now in the ring and drops his tag team title to the mat and then goes over to the ring ropes and asks for a mic. The ring announcer gives him the microphone and Chris Benoit crouches down and looks right in the guys face. He looks to be in more pain then he was when Chris Benoit punched him because of the way Mankind is holding him, however Chris Benoit does not seem to care at all. Chris Benoit takes the mic and brings it up to his mouth and starts to talk.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well, what the hell do we have here? Someone who is trying to get famous off attacking a wrestler? Someone who hates me or someone who is just so f*cking dumb that they thought they would jump over the ramp and try and kick my ass? Whatever the hell it is it was one of the biggest mistakes of your life. Now tell me, what the hell is your name.

.::.(Fan #1).::.My..My names Matt.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Matt huh? So Matt, do you mind telling me why the hell you thought that you could just jump over the ramp and try to kick my ass.

.::.(Fan #1).::.I..I was... trying to hurt you...so you would not(gulp) be able to wrestle on Sunday so The Natural Born Thrillers would be awarded the titles.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.So, you thought that by attacking me you would help The Natural Born Thrillers win the tag team titles?

.::.(Fan #1).::.Ya...

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well. Matt! Do you still want The Natural Born Thrillers to win the tag team titles?

.::.(Fan #1).::.Yes, I hope they kick your bloody ass!

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well how about I make you a deal. Is it just that you want to see me get my ass kicked or is it that you hate Strange Days altogether?

.::.(Fan #1).::.Both!

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well Matt, I am going to give you the chance of a lifetime, how would you like a match against myself, and you can have a partner, and if you and your partner win you guys will become the new XWF Tag Team Champions. All you two have to do is kick my ass if you can. How do like that?

.::.(Fan #1).::.Sure!

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Hey Raven, go find this little bitch a partner, find the strongest person you can see in the audience.

Raven then gets up out of the corner and stands up and looks around the crowd. Mankind still has a hold of Matt who attacked Chris Benoit. Raven then gets out of the ring and it seems like he found someone to be Matt's partner. he then jumps over the barricade and goes and grabs someone. The person looks about 6'4 and seems very built. Raven then asks the person if they wanna be Matt's partner and they say yes and then Raven tells him to go down to the ring. Raven goes behind him to make sure he is not going to chicken out. Once they are down by the barricade the guy goes over and then goes over to the ring steps and walks up them and goes into the ring. He seems very confident that they will not lose. All of a sudden Mankind lets go of Matt as Matt sits there for a second and then goes over to the corner where the new person is standing. Chris Benoit then goes over to the ring ropes again and asks for another microphone. When he gets it he tests it to make sure it does not work. It does not and he throws it down and tells the person to get him one to work before he kicks their ass. When they get another one Chris Benoit checks to make sure it works again. And when it does he tells the person who handed it to him that he is lucky he gave him one that worked. All of a sudden Chris Benoit starts to talk.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.What's your name??

.::.(Fan #2).::.My name is Ryan.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.So Ryan, you think that you and Matt can both beat me and take these tag team titles away from me??

.::.(Fane #2).::.Ya I do actually.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.And Ryan, why the hell do you think that you two can beat my ass and take the titles away from me??

.::.(Fan #2).::.Because Chris, you are a little bitch and I know that I am going to be able to kick your ass, with or without this Matt guys help.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well you guys, if you think you can beat me then lets do this. And I don't think we need a ref out here or anything because there is no chance you two will be able to beat me.

With that Chris Benoit drops the mic and signals for Ryan and Matt to come and attack him. Chris Benoit is not even in his wrestling clothes but he knows he can do it. Mankind and Raven are both just sitting there in a corner watching it. All of a sudden Ryan comes running at Chris Benoit and jumps at him. Chris Benoit just side steps him and looks down and laughs at him. Matt then gets a scared look in his face when Chris Benoit looks over at him. Chris Benoit starts to walk over to him with a smile on his face. All of a sudden Ryan gets up and runs at Chris Benoit and hits him in the back of the head. Chris Benoit then turns around and looks at him and nails him in the head. He seems to be knocked out. Chris Benoit then once again turns around and looks at Matt and walks over to him. Matt all of a sudden gets some courage and runs at Benoit, Benoit then punches him right in the throat and knocks him out too. Chris Benoit then grabs his arm and drags him over beside Ryan. He then goes over to the turnbuckle and climbs up and looks down at them and does his diving headbutt to both of them. DOUBLE DIVING HEADBUTT!!! They both start to shake a little bit. Chris Benoit then goes over to Ryan and rolls him out of the ring with his foot. He then goes over to Matt and locks The Crippler Crossface on him and watches him scream in agony. Matt is tapping out like crazy but Chris Benoit does not seem to want to let go of the hold. After a few minutes Chris Benoit lets go and kicks him out of the ring too and tells security to get rid of those two idiots. He then goes over and picks up the microphone and starts to talk again.

.::.('The Crippler' Chris Benoit).::.Well it seems that these two little bictches were no challenge at all. It seems that beating them was just about as easy as it is going to be. And I hope that The Natural Born Thrillers were watching what just happened. I hope and I wish for thier sake that they will get to see what just transpired there because that is exactly what is going to happen to them. Those two bictches whos asses I just kicked were just examples of what is going to happen Sean O'Haire and Mark Jindrak come Sunday Night. However for them the beating will be way more severe. For them the beating they get will be worse than any I have ever given here in The XWF, and the reason being is because I am pissed off about these guys. They come into The XWF and immedietly are given a shot at the tag team titles. When I had to work my ass off forever just for a shot at a title. So I am thinking that the Natural Born Thrillers are nothing more than Natural Born Ass Kissers. Kissing Vince McMahons ass more than The Rock does, and trust me, that is a hell of a lot of ass kissing. Come Sunday though it is going to be a hell of a lot of ass kicking going on when we step into the ring with them. And I also hope that they are listening to what I am saying now, because they know as well as everyone in The XWF that Strange Days are capable of doing what they say they are going to do. And when we say we are going to do something we always do it. Now you people in the audience may not know that, you're IQ may be just a little lower then ours so you might nto know exactly what we are talking about. However you got a glimpse of what we do. I said I would kick those two peoples asses and I did. And I am saying that we are going to kick The Natural Born Thrillers asses at UK Massacre on Sunday. And for many reasons I can not wait for UK Massacre to come. One I get to take out my angers on those two little bitches, number two we prove to The UK just like we did to North America that we are the number one tag team in wrestling and number three is getting the hell out of The UK and back to North America. We have been here for a few weeks now and they have been the most horrible times of my life. Everything here stinks. I go into my hotel room and when I open the door there is garbage lying all over the place abnd the bed is not made. I then go to call down to room service and what a surprise, the phone was not working. And when I went from Canada to The United States I thought that was a big difference. However you get used to that fast, but this is nothing compared to that. This place is a mess. And so what myself and Raven are going to do is leave you guys a little present. It may not have been the best kept country or it may not smell the best but we are going to leave you guys a little mess of our own. We are going to leave The Natural Born Thrillers a mess here in The UK making just one more mess here that no one will clean up. SO O'Haire and Jindrak, I hope that you pay close attention to what we say, I hoep you guys listen and pay very very close attention to this because I do not want to have to come out here to the ring in The UK more than I have to and say this, so guys, we will come out on top on Sunday, we will kick your asses and keep our tag team titles, and if you have any problems with that, PROVE ME WRONG!!!

With that Chris Benoit drops the mic down and picks up his tag team title as Raven and Mankind both get up out of their corners and get out of the ring with Chris Benoit as 'Strange Days' by The Matthew Good Band is blaring over The P.A. once again. They stand at the top of the ramp and pose for the crowd and the dissapear behind the curtians as the scene cuts.