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This roleplay is no way affiliated with the WWF,Dubya C Dubya or EC f'n W. Now this rp was wrote by da crippler Chris Benoit. Now if your a jackass and don't wanna read it then piss of now. Or you can sit back kick your feet up and read another award winning roleplay by me da crippler.

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<> XWF Hardcore Champion, Forming Strange Days
<> 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit, 'The King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley, Raven, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Micheal 'Bad Hear Day' Cole
<> Stone Cold Steve Austin,, Christian, Sting, Kurt Angle, Billy, Chuck, Kane, X-Pac

.:|- Scene -|:.The scene opens up with 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit sitting in a comfy chair in what appears to be his house, he has music blaring and a drink beside him. He appears to be enjoying himself very much, but he seems troubled, it is not possible to tell fuly why he is troubled but he seems to be frusterated with something. All of a sudden his phone rings and he puts down his drink and goes and picks up the phone.

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:.Hello...

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Hey Chris, this is an associate from The XWF calling, I was just wondering if you were ready to find out your match for next weeks Raw from Kansas.

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:.Ya Im ready... Who do I face???

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Well this week you have to face..um.. Lance Storm.

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Lance Storm?

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Yup, thats what it says right here on this paper which The Raw Card is on.

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh well, well what is at stake in this match?

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Well Chris, the only thing on the line in this match is your pride.

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. What the hell do you mean the only thing on the line is the match is my pride? My pride is on the line everytime I walk out through that curtain and get into the ring with anyone, be it Raven, Kurt Angle, RVD or anyone else, so you better get that straight, and next time you go and say something like that I am gonna have to come all the way over there and smack you and show you what pride is all about!

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Im sorry Chris, I wasnt aware, I didnt know that...

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Thats the problem with people these days, always assuming something when it is never that case. Always thinking one thing and it is always another thing, and if I didnt know better, I would have to say that I am sure that you are American.

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Why yes I am, how did you know?

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Oh just a guess, just a guess that you are too damn stupid and thick headed to know what the hell pride is and to know what the hell it would be like to know what it is like to have your pride damaged, do you have any idea what it feels like to get pinned in the middle of that ring? Do you have any idea what the hell it feels like to have your shoulders pinned for the count of three by someone you despise?

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Um.. no I dont..

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Of course you dont, and furthermore you never will have any idea what it feels like to have your pride hurt, all you Americans have is foolish pride, all you Americans have is the thought of pride, but lemme tell you something, you or any other American, or anyone for that matter will know what pride is, you see out of all the people in The XWF, I am the only one who has the proper understanding of what pride is, I am the only one on the entire XWF roster who knows what it is like to have your pride taken from you and battered and bruised, but the days of having that happen to me are over, its time for payback as everyone will soon find out, its time for The Rabid Wolverine to break out of his shell and show all the idiots at home and all the morons in the crowd, and ecspecially everyone in the back that I am not one to mess with, its time to show them all exectly what a Rabid Wolverine is capable of, and there is no one that can stand in my path and stop me from doing so!

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Thats great Chris, but really, is there any point for you to tell me this?

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Yes there is, there is reason for me to go and say this to everyone who is in The XWF, because I have put up with enough shit while I have been here, I have been screwed time after time, I have lost matches that I should have won just because someone in the back was jeleaous that I should have won, I got screwed time in and time out by Raven who was another one who was just sore of never being able to beat me, so he had to go and screw me over and over again, well I have had enough, if there is anyone in The XWF who has the balls to screw with The Crippler then I dare those sons of bitches to step up and try to prove me wrong, I dare them to come up and see how they fare against The Crippler, because I can tell you right now if they try to screw with The Crippler, The Crippler will mess them up, and I can promise you and everyone else that. It could be a referee, an announcer or a wrestler, it just dont matter to me anymore, none of it matters to me anymore, except for winning the gold, except for going to the top and winning the major XWF Gold, it could be anything, I could walk around with that hardcore title again, I could care less, but for the time being I will have to settle for taking Lance Storm and tearing that sorry excuse for a wrestler apart.

.:|- Voice From The Phone -|:.Allright Chris, well good luck in your match.

.:|- Scene -|:.With that 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit hangs up the phone and shakes his head and sits back down in his chair and starts to think for a second. After sitting for a minute he decides to get up and walk over to the fridge. He gets a glass of water and goes outside and sits in a chair right beside his pool and starts to think. After about five minutes he gets up one more time and walks back inside and goes and puts a coat on and goes outside and gets into his car. He drives to a restaurant about 10 minutes away and parks his car and gets out and goes inside the restaurant and sits down, the waitress comes up to him and brings him a menu and stands there waiting for him to order, once he does she takes the menu back and walks away. As she does this some little kid is walking by with his mom and realizes that Chris Benoit is sitting there and starts to talk to The XWF star.

.:|- " Shorty " Little Kid -|:. Hey, your Chris Benoit arent you? Your the greatest man, I watch every one of your matches and I try to do all the moves you do and I am your biggest fan and... and... I wanna be just like you when I grow up, well except for the missing tooth, but other than that your the greatest!

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Who the hell are you? And what kind of an idiot are you? First, you come up to me and ask me if I am Chris Benoit, and then second you go and start rambling on about nothing, about how you are a fan of Chris Benoit, of how much you wanna be like Chris Benoit, of how great Chris Benoit is. And you are not even sure if I am Chris Benoit. Lemme tell you something kid, just because you think that Chris Benoit is great and just because you want to be like him, does not mean you have to come over here and bother me even if I do look like him. Now kid, sure I look like Chris Benoit and act like Chris Benoit, but think about this for a secon, does this make me Chris Benoit? No it does not, there are a lot of people who look alike in this world and I just may be one of those people, yet again I may be Chris Benoit, I may be the best damn technical wrestler that The XWF has and will ever see, I may be the man who is going to kick Lance Storms ass on Raw and make him tap juts to prove a point, I may be the man whos been screwed week in and week out by The XWF, and I may be the man who is going to not take anything from anyone in The XWF from now on, but come one little kid, you tell me, am I Chris Benoit or not?

.:|- " Shorty " Little Kid -|:. Yup, I know you are, wanna know how?

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. No I dont wanna know your reason for thinking or knowing I am Chris Benoit, and no I dont wanna know your reason for anything else if you are going to bother saying, and do want to know my reason for not wanting to tell you anything?

.:|- " Shorty " Little Kid -|:. I sure do!

.:|- " The Crippler " Chris Benoit -|:. Well too bad because I am not going to tell you anything else, and ya, you were right, I am Chris Benoit, and I dont need to sit here and listen to what you have to say, I dont need to have to concentrate on what some little short kid has to say about me, I dont have to listen to what anyone has to say about me because I could care less about the fans, where were they when I needed them the most? Where were they when the odds were stacked against me and I got my ass double and triple teamed by people? They were sitting there in their seats enjoying it, and now that I am back in The XWF everyone wants to act all nice to me and welcome me back and expect me to not think that its some sort of act? Give me a break, I am not as naieve as everyone thinks I am, I am not going to fall in for everyones tricks like I have once before, I am not afraid to admit that I was like that when I first came into The XWF, but now that I have been in here long enough and now that I am back, I am not going to fall for anything from anyone. People can try to act nice to me but I know they are only acting that way because they know that without me The XWF crumvbles and without me The XWF falls apart at the seams, I somehow manage to hold it up, and if I have to I will, I have no problems with being the backbone of The XWF, I was in The WWF and WCW, so why not XWF too.