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<<Disclaimer>> This roleplay is no way affiliated with the WWF,Dubya C Dubya or EC f'n W. Now this rp was wrote by da crippler Chris Benoit. Now if your a jackass and don't wanna read it then piss of now. Or you can sit back kick your feet up and read another award winning roleplay by me da crippler. <<End Disclaimer>> |
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.::.(Fan #1).::.Hey Mike, look, its Chris Benoit!!! The one guy looks at the other in disbelief and then looks at Chris Benoit who is as still as can be, then realizes it is him. .::.(Fan #2).::.Holy shit! It is him!!! .::.(Chris Benoit).::.Ya, it is Chris Benoit, what a huge surprise to see me in the backstage area of an XWF event. Who would ever have thought that would happen? I sure as hell wouldnt have ever thought something that unimaginable would happen. .::.(Fan #2).::.Hey dude, he must still be pissed off by what happened to him a week ago on Smackdown when Raven f*cking took him out. .::.(Fan #1).::.Ya, that must be it. I guess he was just not good enough for Raven. .::.(Fan #2).::.That must be pretty bad seeing as Raven sucks too.
Chris Benoit cuts in and talks.
.::.(Chris Benoit).::.Who the hell are you kids, and what the hell are you doing here? If you little bastards wanna go somewhere and talk take your asses outside because I dont feel like having to listen to a couple of burnt out punks running their mouths about shit they dont even know anything about!
.::.(Fan #1).::.Whoa dude, whats your problem, just because you got ditched by Raven doesnt mean you have to take it out on us.
.::.(Chris Benoit).::.Okay, first off you little punks, get the fact straight, Raven did not ditch me, what he did was make one of the biggest mistakes of his career by doing what he did to me. And second off, who the hell are you to come here, in the backstage area and try to piss me off, and if thats now what you are trying to do them lemme tell you, you are doing a damn god job of doing something you are not trying to do. If there is one thing I can not stand more than having to wrestle tonight teaming with a couple of drunks it is pesky little punks who have nothing better to do than try and have fun by pissing people off. Lemme tell ya though, if you guys wanna hang around here and keep doing it be my guest, because after a few minutes the fun will end for you and it will just be beggining for me when I go and kick your asses just to get ready for tonight. You got that?
.::.(Fan #2).::.Hey, did you hear that? Were pissing him off! I never knew these wrestlers were so f*cking touchy.
.::.(Fan #1).::.Naw, hes just acting like this, he is trying to seem like he is dangerous and make it seem like he will hurt us but the fact is he knows he will not do it.
.::.(Fan #2).::.You sure man?
.::.(Fan #1).::.You damn right I am sure. Watch this!
All of a sudden Fan #1 walks over to Chris Benoit who is sitting there with a pissed off look in his face and he starts to laugh at Chris, as if he is heckling him and trying to get him to snap and attack him. He then takes his arm and puts it around Chris Benoit and starts to talk to his friend saying shit about Chris Benoit. However Chris Benoit has appeared to have enough and takes the guys arm and snaps it back over his head and throws the Fan on the floor and then goes down and locks the Crippler Crossface on him and pulls back as far as he can and watches the Fan scream in agony for his life as all of a sudden The XWF Officials and Security come running when they hear the scream. They pull Chris Benoit off of the fan and start to talk to him.
.::.(Official #1).::.Chris, what the hell were you thinking doing this to a fan???
.::.(Chris Benoit).::.What was I doing? You wanna know what I was doing to this (sarcastic voice) poor little innocent fan??
.::.(Official #1).::.Well ya, thats what I asked you.
.::.(Chris Benoit).::.Its easy, what I was doing to thisfan who blatently attacked me for no reason was doing to him what he wanted me to do to him and doing to him exactly what I am going to do tonight to The Big Show, Christian and Raven, now if you will get the hell out of my way I have somewhere more important to be rather than standing around here arguing, oh and security, take these punks right here away to jail or whatever the hell you wanna take them to. Seeing as I do believe assault is a felony, and all I was doing was protecting myself. Now take them away.
All fo a sudden Chris Benoit turns his back on everyone and walks away as he hears the security reading the kids their rights. He then walks in the direction of the ring and appears to be heading out to the ring. Smackdown cuts out to a commercial and as it comes back on 'Whatever' by Our Lady Peace is heard blaring throughout the arena over The P.A. system. Chris Benoit is slowly making his way down the ramp with his tag team title over his shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. When he gets there he takes his tag team title and just throws it down on the ground like he could care less about it. He then goes over and gets a mic and starts to talk.
.::.(Chris Benoit).::.Well, lets just say that after being given Raw off by Vince McMahon it feels so damn good to be back in the ring here in Las Vagas. (Crowd Erupts)Ah screw it, who the hell am I kidding saying that, why the hell woudl I want to be here in Las Vegas for any damn reason? Let alone having to entertain all of you damn idiots who paid your last few dollars that you didnt spend on gambling to come and see The XWF. Why the hell should I have to entertain you slobs? However as much as I dont want to, I have no choice so what I am goign to do is give you people what you came to see later tonight, I am going to allow you people to watch me kick Raven, Christian and The Big Show's asses here tonight, with or without the help of The APA, who as far as I know are out somewhere getting drunk and gambling in one of your litte casinos here. With or without their help though I will still come out to the ring tonight and prove why I am the best damn technical wrestler on the world. I will prove why Raven never should have given me that DDT one week ago like he did when I came out to help him. I will prove to Christian why the hell I always come out on top when I am in the ring with him. And as far as The Big Show goes, I have no idea in hell how or why he or even The APA got thrown into this except for the fact that at Fully Loaded, in that little tag team match where myself and Raven have to once more defend our tag team titles, and as much as myself and Raven do not seem on the same page right now, when it comes to those titles, there has not been one team here in The XWF that has even come close to taking them from us. Now I know Raven has freaked on this, and I am not too happy about the fact myself, but I will team with whoever the hell I have to just to prove to everyone why I am The Crippler and why I am here in The XWF. Now it seems that at Fully Loaded this match will be myself and Raven against The APA, The Dudleyz, and a team that should not even have ever been thought of, Christian and The Big Show. Now that willbe interesting to see. Tonight though, I team with The APA, like I said earlier are not here yet and probably will not show up tonight against Christian Raven and The Big Show. Now those three men, all men I have been in the ring with before in that past, and all men who's asses I have kicked with the greatest of ease. Raven, a man who I know all to well to be able to lose to him, no matter how good he may think he knows he, he has no idea what The Rabid Wolverine has in store for him, he has no idea what turning his back on me will do to him. And Raven, seeing as at Fully Loaded we have to team up, is Strange Days really dead? I ask you if it is really dead, and if you are listening to this and you said yes, for once I agree with you, and the team of Raven and Chris Benoit will never team again after Fully Loaded, even if we win those titles, I will refuse to team with you ever again. And now Christian, the man who continually tries to get the better of me but has never had any success whatsoever. The man who I beat his ass for The Hardcore Title a few weeks back, and not knowing how to handle defeat, like a little baby had to come out and make me lose the title to Bily Gunn, however I could not care about that anymore because its over and that title, which I have held twice has no meaning to me anymore. The only thing that has any meaning to me anymore is kicking peoples asses here in The XWF and proving to people why I am The Crippler. Now last in this match is The Big Show. A fat bastard who thinks he can wrestle is all he really is. A man who comes out to the ring and tries to mock other wrestlers but makes himself seem like even more of a jackass when he does it. Big Show, we have not crossed pathes for quite awhile, the last time was when I first joined The XWF. Now if I recall right, which I know I do. I am the one who came out on top in that match, I was the victor in that match. Now that means that I have beat everyone ion the team that opposes me tonight, so that just means that by default this match can not go to you three, however I will be glad to come out to the ring tonight, kick your asses. I have beat everyone who has ever got in my way here in The XWF, and this will not stop tonightm this will not stop anytime soon here in The XWF because The Crippler is back, no more teaming with Raven, no more being held down by Raven, it is now time for The Crippler, and it is now time for me to prove exactly why I am The Rabid Wolverine and tonight it is time for me to bite you all and let my venom flow through all of your veins and just sit back and watch as you all collapse and get pinned by The Rabid Wolverine and then I will have PROVEN YOU SONS OF BITCHES WRONG!!!
With that Chris Benoit picks up his tag team title. Gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp and throws his tag team title through the curtain and then walks through as 'Whatever' is playing and cuts out as scene goes to a commercial.
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