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This roleplay is no way affiliated with the WWF,Dubya C Dubya or EC f'n W. Now this rp was wrote by da crippler Chris Benoit. Now if your a jackass and don't wanna read it then piss of now. Or you can sit back kick your feet up and read another award winning roleplay by me da crippler.

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<<Record>> 0/0/0
<<Achievements>> XWF Hardcore Champion, Forming Strange Days
<<People Used>> 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit, 'The King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley, Raven, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Micheal 'Bad Hear Day' Cole
<<People Mentioned>> Stone Cold Steve Austin,, Christian, Sting, Kurt Angle, Billy, Chuck, Kane, X-Pac
 

 

..-|[Scene/Foreward]|-..The scene opens up in the .....(arena) where XWF Raw is being held this week. The camera is panning the crowd looking at all the enthused fans as TNN's logo appears at the bottom of the screen and the fireworks at the ramp start to exlode and go all over the place as the fans erupt even more. The Raw theme 'Across The Nation' by 'Union Underground' starts to blare throughout the arena over The PA System as the fans seem to get more and more enthused knowing that Raw is starting and it is going to be one hell of a night. Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler are sitting at their table where they usually are ready to observe and commentate on the nights actions. After the camera pans the arena and the fans it cuts to them and they start to talk.

..-|['Good Ol Jr' Jim Ross]|-..WELCOME TO RAW IS WAR EVERYBODY!!! What a show we have lined up tonight. We will see Ravens first ever defense of his ECW Championship, and this match will be against the man they call Sting, and this match is not going to be for the faint of heart as both of these men crave the gold and both men will do whatever it takes to win this match. And and interesting thing about this match is the fact that Sting has the horsemen behind him and Raven has ECW, so all hell just might break loose in this match...

..-|[Jerry 'The King' Lawler]|-..Also we will see a hurting Chris Benoit take on Kane. Now Chris Benoit must still be hurting after the match that he had with Randy Orton at King Of The Ring, he gave it all he had but he still came up short, but this is not the last time that Chris Benoit will get a shot at that title, I can promise you that.

..-|['Good Ol Jr' Jim Ross]|-..Well he gave it all he had but just could not beat Randy Orton who seems to be unbeatable right now. But having to go from Randy Orton to Kane, it seems like Chris Benoit is getting punnished by Eric Bishcoff for his actions as of late, beating up everyone and anyone in the back who even gives him a dirty look. Chris Benoit has changed from when he first came into The XWF, and it seems that this change may be for the better as he is now as ruthless as they come and he will get his chance to prove that against Kane tonight. But also we will see Steve Austin take on Scott Stiener. These two men gave it their all in The King Of The Ring tournament but came up short in the semi finals.

..-|[Jerry 'The King' Lawler]|-..Well tonight they get to face each other to find out who comes in third and 4th place behind the winner Chris Jericho and the runner up Jeff Hardy. This match should be one of the best on the card as both of these men are going to give it their all and then some.

..-|['Good Ol Jr' Jim Ross]|-..You got that right King. Tonight is going to be one of the most explosive Raw's that The XWf has ever seen, coming off of what could be called the biggest Pay Per View that The XWF has ever seen. And what makes this night excel is the fact that Chris Jericho's coronation will be held tonight to crown him the first ever XWF King Of The Ring.

..-|[Jerry 'The King' Lawler]|-..Hold on a second Jim, I just got word that Chris Benoit has just arrived to the arena and is allready on his way out to the ring.

..-|['Good Ol Jr' Jim Ross]|-..Thats a shock to me, Chris Benoit is not scheduled to be out here till later tonight when he takes on Kane.

..-|[Jerry 'The King' Lawler]|-..Well he is on his way out here nonetheless.

..-|[Scene]|-..All of a sudden the arena lights flicker on and off faintly a couple of times and the light moans of Chris Benoits entrance music begin to fill the arena until the real music hits and 'Whatever' by 'Our Lady Peace' is blaring throughout the arena and Chris Benoit slowly and carelessly walks out ont onto the top of the ramp to be met by a huge chorus of nothing but boos. He has a microphone in his pocket. He walks back and forth a couple of times looking over the crowd with his toothless grin and then stops and takes the microphone out of his pocket and checks it to make sure it works and then starts to run his mouth.

..-|['The Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit]|-..Well, what a nice reception for the man that should be The XWF Intercontinental Champion. Just what you would expect from a bunch of worthless fools who have nothing better to do than to come see me, the best damn technical wrestler in the world today. And dont any of you even try to tell me otherwise because I know its true. You people pay your hard earned money, hell you people scrape and beg for money just so you can come and see me because you know I am better than you and you just want a glimpse of anything better than you, but seeing as I am the only one in The XWF that is truely that great, I figured I would come out here just so you could all gaze your little eyes upon me. And if you all dont like the fact that I am out here, or if you all are just going to act like you dont, then you can all go to hell because I dont give a damn. But I think that you all are going to like what I have to say next. And that is I have a HUGE surprise for all of you here in the audience and for all of you watching around the world at home. I have arranged for something that I know you will like, and frankly if any if you dont care, you can just shut your mouths and sit back, because what I say is going to happen tonight, IS going to happen and there is nothing that any of you here can do or say about it. So if you will all excuse me, I have better things to do than stand out here and waste my breath on you people..

..-|[Scene]|-..Chris Benoit then turns around and walks back behind the curtain as his music once again blares throughout the arena and the camera goes back to a stunned and shocked Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross.

..-|['Good Ol Jr' Jim Ross]|-..What the hell does he mean by a surprise???

..-|[Jerry 'The King' Lawler]|-..I have no idea what he means, but Marc Loyd is back there trying to get a word with him and maybe he will find out exactly what Chris Benoit means.

..-|[Scene]|-..The scene then cuts back to Marc Loyd who is chasing after Chris Benoit, he catches him and tries to get a few words with him.

..-|[Marc Loyd]|-..Chris... Chris, excuse me Chris, could I get a few quick words with you about what you just said out there?

..-|['The Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit]|-..Why the hell do you want to ask me about what I just said out there? Were you not listening? I said that I have got a surprise for everyone and its as simple as that Marc. Now if I was to go and tell you right now exactly what it was then you would go and start blabbing your mouth to everyone about it and tell them exactly what it is, thereofre taking away the fact that it is a surprise, now Marc, I know you are just a little bit smart than the other XWF people, so I am going to give you a chance to get the hell out of my face before I have to add you to the list of peoples asses that I have kicked just for the hell of it, and I dont think you want me to have to do that now, do you Marc?

..-|[Marc Loyd]|-..Well not exactly...

..-|['The Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit]|-..Then get the hell out of my fricken way!

..-|[Scene]|-..Marc Loyd then quickly scampers away as Chris Benoit once again gives an evil, sadistic, semi-toothless smile. He then starts walking away as the scene cuts out to a commercial. When it cuts back it goes out to the ring for a match and then cuts back to where Chris Benoit is sitting in his locker room staring at the monitor with a blank and vacant look on his face. He then gets up and starts to walk out to the ring area. The camera follows him part way through and then it cuts out to the main arena where the ring and everything is. For the third time in the night 'Whatever' starts to blare throughout the arena and Chris Benoit once again makes his way to the ramp accompanies to a chrorus of boos. He just laughs as he is walking down the ramp on his way to the ring. When he gets there he gets a mic and looks over the crowd and begins to speak.

..-|['The Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit]|-..Well, once again all I get is a bunch of boos when I come out to the ring, but once again I dont care. You people are going to have to put up with me coming out here weither you like it or not, so stop your bitching and just sit back and listen, and you are going to do this because I told you all to! Now tonight as you all know I have to get in the ring with Kane, this however does not bother me one bit because I know that Kane is no threat to me. Nonetheless, I am going to enjoy beating the hell out of that lifeless giant. But I have more important things to talk about, and that is the fact that I was screwed at King Of The Ring, I was screwed out of The Intercontinental Championship. That however is not a big case, because I know that sooner or later that title will be around my waist, that title will be wher it belongs on my shoulder, and I know this because there is no one in The XWF who can beat me straight up in a wrestling match, and that is why you all try to start all these gimmick matches, well I for one am sick and tired of it and am not going to stand for it anymore. This is The Xtreme Wrestling Federatio, the key word in there is wrestling, and from now on that is all I am going to do, I refuse to wrestle in any more gimmick matches, and if I get thrown into on I will just sit in the back and get counted out, because I am going to show the whole world exactly what wrestling should be all about, and that is by beating every single person on The XWF roster in a wrestling match, and this all starts with Kane here tonight. I am going to show Kane exactly what a wrestling match should be like, and if any of you got a problem with any of this, PROVE ME WRONG!!!