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All of a sudden while everything is quiet in the arena and Jerry The King Lawler and Micheal Cole are talking about matches that are going to happen on later on in the night The Undertakers music hits as everyone looks up at the top of the ramp. KEEP ON ROLLIN BABY is heard blaring throughout the arean as people in the crowd start to whisper to each other, this is the first time The Undertaker has made an appearance in The WWE and what an appearance it will be, he faces Holllywood Hulk Hogan tonight in his debut match and he has a determined look on his face, as he rides his bike down the ramp and around the ring people at the ringside seats try to pat him on the back and some give him the middle finger but he just ignores it all, he parks his bike, climbs up the ring steps and walks over the top rope into the ring, he stands for a second and then walks over to Lillian Garcia and grabs the mic from her as she has an intimidated look on her face, she quickly scampers out of the ring, The Undertaker waits till she is out of the ring to start to talk.
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Well, it seems that the baddest dog in the yard has come back to claim his territory. And I am back to kick some ass and beat anyone who I have to to claim it again. Now I have come to The WWE looking to be given a challenge, but what am I given??? An old man who has no idea where he is, what hes doing here or even how to wrestle, so how am I going to make an example out of this guy?? I am going to take him and throw his body all around the ring, I am going to take him and kick his ass all over this arena, and after I am done with that I am going to take him and drag his lifeless carcass and throw it in the dumpster in the back because thats where it belongs. Hogan you think you are the baddest dog in the yard and a whole bunch of other crap but you can go on believing that all you want because when it comes down to it and when you are standing face to face with The Deadman it will kick into you, it will sink in and you will realize that you have no chance of winning and that you are about to get your ass kicked by the biggest, baddest dog in the yard. Hogan may think that he is allready famous but once I am done with him he will be the most famous person in The WWE, and also most popular because everyone from the locker room will be going to the hospital to visit him after I am done with him, they will ask him what it felt like to get his ass kicked by The Deadman and he will reply like this. "Well ya see Brother, it felt great to get my ass kicked, Brother, because now I know that I am actually still alive and not just another old man who has no place on the earth Brother"But that is only partly true, he may still be alive after this match but only because I will let him live so he can suffer the pain and agony that I feel fit that he should suffer. And as far as him having a place on this earth I agree with that fully, his place should be 6 feet under ground where he belongs. But I will be the one who takes him very close to there, I will take him to within an inch of ending his life, but I will not end it I will just torture him. But enough about him, all I have left to say is that if there is anyone in the back who thinks they are better than The Undertaker, who think they can beat The Undertaker then to step up because ocne I am done kicking Hogans ass I am going to need another victim, I dont care who it is but as long as someone steps up so I can kick their ass, and the list of people whos asses I kick will grow each time someone steos into the ring with me because there is not one person in The WWE who can even come close to beating me, and when the day comes that that can happen I will be sitting back and waiting because I am ready all the time for a challenge and if you think you can take this yard away from this dog then you better guess again.
With that The Undertaker drops the mic, gets out of the ring and rides his bike up the ramp and disappears as Smackdown cuts out to a commercial.
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