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Tristram

Mind Eraser

Universal Title, LHW Title, Tag Title

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The Immortal!!!


The scene opens up at what seems to be a circus. There is no one sitting in the stands but there are people in the center of the “big tent” stretching. There are two people above them swinging on bars and the ringmaster talking to a technician.

Ringmaster: Ok this is the third time this damn mic cut out on me, what are we going to do during the performance? I can’t yell loud enough for them to hear me! (Noticing the camera) Excuse me, cameras don’t start rolling till 7, oh you’re with that wrestling company, your friend is in the back.

The camera man moves through some tech tables and past some people then goes through a curtain where Tristram is leaning up against a wall he has red sunglasses on with a gray dress shirt and white pants. He looks up and smiles at the camera.

Tristram: Hey man I’ve been waiting for you!…Ok now I bet you and everyone watching is wondering why the hell have I brought you here, well you see I have brought you here to take you on a trip down memory lane. Now you see this is where everything started (Tristram looks into the camera smiles and shakes his head) No not for me you idiot! I didn’t start in this hell hole, so don’t even begin to think that. I am here to show you the past of none other the Mind Eraser. Now you all now that he is a little off and well the people you are about to meet are a little off as well, come on I’ll show ya..

Tristram leads the camera man down a hallways and to a door that says “Side Show Freaks”

Tristram: Now before we go in be sure not to make any sudden movements and don't look any of then in the eye!

Tristram opens the door and walks in there is one big tall guy with long hands a lanky arms. There is a bearded women sitting next to him. In the corner there is some small kid who has huge bags under his eyes and is staring wide eyed at everything that moves. There are other people who are raping their legs around their heads, and other things similar to that. Tristram walks over to a lady who is wearing all black, think make up and dark hair.

Tristram: Ok folks this is Teresa she is her not cause she wants to entertain, just so she can get some money. Now Teresa please tell us why you are here with these freaks?

Teresa: Well ummm you see I have these moments where I can talk to Satan! Yeah he tells me to do things, what? You want me to bite his ear off?

Tristram (Putting his hands up) Wow there Tyson, we don’t want trouble! Well now we now for a fact that this bitch hung out with Mind Eraser a lot!

Tristram walks over to the kid sitting in the corner.

Tristram: Hey little fella what’s your name?

Kid: HEEEEEEEE YAHHHHH!!!!

The kid jumps up onto Tristram and begins to hit him in the head! Tristram grabs the kid and power bombs him!

Big Guy: OH NO! You hurt little Pete!

Tristram: Well little Pete need to learn not to jump on a NFWA Superstar!

Big Guy: I don’t care who you are I’m going to get you for that!

The big guy chases after Tristram but he back body drops him. Security runs in.

Tristram: Ok I think its time to go, come on!

Tristram runs and kicks the back door open as the camera man follows. Tristram turns a corner and jumps into a trailer. Just as The camera man is about to get in Tristram leaps over top of him yelling! LION!!!!! A Lion comes out and claws at the camera just missing, he turns around and follows Tristram. They see Tristram’s Navy Blue Mitsubishi Eclipse and hop in.

Tristram: That was a close one eh? Hey turn that thing off we can start again when we get to the arena.

The camera fades as they drive off.

The scene opens up at and arena in the parking lot when a blue Mitsubishi Eclipse drives up. The Door opens and suddenly at Tristram pops out. He is now in his wrestling attire with a red bandanna. A red muscle shirt that says “The Immortal” on the front in yellow. With black cargo pants and red And 1 Shoes. He walks down the hallway and towards the curtain area.

IIIIIIIIIIIII’m Tearing Away

The Pieces Are Falling

I Can’t Seem To Make The Stay

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu Run Away

Faster And Faster

You Can’t Seem To Get Away

BREAK!!!!!

Pryo shoots up from the stage as Tear Away by Drowning Pool Plays over the PA. The as smoke fills the stage Tristram runs through and stands on the stage nod his head to the music. He signals to the fans and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle and taunts to them, then he jumps down and calls for a mic.

Tristram: Now as many of you may now I was totally screwed at Breakin’ The Rulz! (boos) And every single one of you in this building know that, that Light Heavyweight Title belongs to me!!! (huge pop) Now I will admit I wasn’t prepared for the likes of Mind Eraser and BTR. But I can tell you I have learned from my mistakes and this coming Friday on Slam I will do everything in my power to win that belt back!!!…Now I know that my last match wasn’t my best because some how I lost to some two-bit wrestler that should never have his name and the word “Champion” together! Mind Eraser last week was a fluke, it wasn’t’ meant to happen, you were never meant to win that title, because there is only one person with the skill to own that title, and that person is me! Mind Eraser you talk about how you dominated and how you were the one who walked out of the PPV the champion. Well one this is right, you did win the match, but you were never in control! I had the upper hand for the ring of the bell you were luck, plain and simple. But Mind Eraser you luck has run out!

Tristram walks over to the turnbuckle and leans up against it

Tristram: Now earlier in the week I was sitting at home when I turned on the TV and suddenly your ugly ass was on talking shit. Now you were talking about how my mind was never fully erased?…Man I think you have been watching too many Arnold movies! I mean first there is Mind Eraser which you seemed to rip their name off!…And second The Sixth Day. That movie’s whole plot is on Mind Erasing! I can see it now the next time you come out here saying (Arnold voice) “I am going to pump, you up! Man that is truly pathetic! I mean not only to you rip off some guys movies but you rip it off the worst actor in the world! I mean seriously who would think of wanting to watch so old weight lifter who’s body is messed up cause if steroids! But I am not out here to talk about your role models, lets get to business! Mind Eraser when you started talking about me, you started writing cheques your ass can’t cash! I mean I fell truly sorry for you. That win you pull over me gave you some false confidence that you may actually have some success in this fed! Well all of that ends at FNS when I kick the living shit out of you and take back my title!

Tristram pauses and walks to the center of the ring as the fans chant “Immortal”

Tristram: Now Mind Eraser you start talking about Desires and how she better stay out of your way. And what if she doesn’t? Are you gunna go and try and beat on another women? Well you see if you mess with her then you mess with me, and that is the last thing you want to do! Man please do me a favor, when we get in that ring on Friday, don’t start talking to yourself because it really freaks me out! I mean if you have voices inside your head you shouldn’t be in a wrestling ring you should be in a padded room next to Psyko Stevo! Man you seriously have some issues, but hopefully on Friday I will be able to beat some sense into you!…Man you just love ripping off other peoples things don’t you! I mean first Arnold and now Hulk Hogan with your little Mindamaniacs…well I’ll tell ya Hulkster, I think that the only “Mindamaniac” that you have is that voice in your head because NO ONE LIKES YOU!!! (huge pop) You see there is 16,000 people here who don’t give a damn about you! All they wanna see is my kick your ass and take that title from you!!! And I can tell you right now I will not disappoint them! Mind Eraser when all the talking is done and we get into that ring you will realize that you don’t belong in the ring with The Immortal; you will see that I am out of your league! This Friday night I will take you to hell and back!!!

Tear Away hits as Tristram drops the mic, climbs the turnbuckle and taunts to the fans as the explode with cheers. He the hops out of the ring and walks up the ramp to the backstage area, scene fades.



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