AW! Benoit stepped into the ring with the Giant Killer! The Career Killer! Shaun O'Haire! But the question was... would O'Haire on of the XWF's top guns who will be fighting on team XWF this up and coming Sunday be able to withstand The Rabid Wolverine? Or would Benoit's Winning or should I Say Crippling streak continue? well what do you think. As O'Haire dives through the ropes but only to dive into a sickening chair shot to the head almost breaking the chair in two from Benoit! Benoit then locked on the Crossface and the referee had no choice but to call for the bell and to award Benoit the match and the upset.. what am I talking about upset? this is Benoit we are talking about! Later that night Triple H was whining and moaning about not having a match at The Survivor series. Flair told Foley he wanted to see him and booked the match Benoit Vs HHH in a three falls match! Where to in order to win you must win 2 out of the 3 falls! | ::|

| ::| The scene opens up outside A local newsagents where a gang of people have gathered and seem to be watching somebody in excitement.. but who is it? is it our trustful friend Chris Benoit? I Think not.. Just then from behind Benoit walks up and stands amongst the people and tries to work out what in the hell they are all staring at. Benoit then pushes his way to the front of about 20 male and females before finally being able to see what all the excitement was over..| ::|

"The Crippler"
Chris Benoit: "KURT!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Hotdogs! Get your special limited edition Television Unification Survivor Series Hotdogs!... What! ..  None of you ungrateful; citizens want them!"

| ::| A man then steps forward out of the crowd of people.. He is really ugly and dorky... allot like Kurt.. Well the dorky part anyway... oh what the hell the ugly part too!.| ::|

"Dorky"
Guy: "Because... YOU THUCK! I MEAN SUCK! Come on grengers sing along"

| ::| the bunch of people which I am assuming are called Grengers then begin to chant the all famous 'YOU SUCK!' chant and Kurt seems to be getting pissed off as Benoit laughs and slowly approaches the hot dog vender..| ::|

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Godammit! .. I Quit! .... CHRIS! What in the Red White and Unification Hell are you doing here!?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Kurt where the hell have you been these last weeks!?"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Never mind me! where the hell have you been?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Answer my darn question!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "You answer mine.. I asked first! BI-ATCH!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "What the hell did you just call me?"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "I Called you a...Bi"

"Dorky" Guy: "He called us Bitches let's get him! .. His toothless friend too!"

| ::| The grengers then begin to chase both Kurt And Chris until Chris And Kurt finally lose them and hide behind a huge dumpster which is filled right up to the rim with garbage! Benoit and Angle then sit down with their backs against it and both sigh before Benoit raises his hand to hold his nose..| ::|

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Damm! Couldn't you of picked a better damm place to hide!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Well to be perfectly honest... I don't think so Chris! I mean this place is perfect.. Now we can finally talk for the first time in weeks and let each other know as they say in da streets... What's been appending dooogg!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Damm it! it stinks here Kurt you SIICK FREEAK!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Are you talking to Me?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "No I'm talking to that Cat over there"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Oh Well that's ok then... DUDE!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Dude? Kurt what the hell has happened to you the last few weeks we haven't spoke! you've turned into a...a.... A Super Dork!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Ahhh that's where your wrong Chris.. Because to be a super dork you have to be a normal dork first."

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "You've proved my point!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Huh?."

| ::| Just then a waft of the garbage blasts past Kurt's face and he immediately grabs his nose..| ::|

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Damm that stinks!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "That is exactly what I said 5 minutes ago Kurt!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Damm it's lucky that Hunter isn't here!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Ha hah! .. good one Kurt! But your right in more than one way.. because if he was here he would get a worse draft of that smell than anyone else through that huge hooter of his... but secondly if he was here I'd cripple his ass right here right now! .. And then I would get the pleasure of doing it 4 times!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "What do you mean 4 times?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "well whilst you are unifying the two titles.. I will be kicking both Hunter's and Foley's ass's not one... not two... but three times in a three falls match up! Anyway Kurt where are your titles?"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Ohhh right.. Well good luck anyway.. but it shouldn't be too hardy to ripple his elmo nose once and for all... and as far as unifying my titles is concerned.. it's nothing but a mere walk in the park... ha hah... but Chris if I told you where they were.. How do I know you wouldn't go steal them? there's nothing worse than a gold thief!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "But it was you that stole Jeri... Ahh never mind! just whip his ass Kurt and prove that you are worthy of the title and not just a holder!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Ahh forget it!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Well I've gotta be off.. I would love to stay and chat some more but I've got places to see... people to go... yeh ermm that's right!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Don't you mean places to go and people to see?"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "No I meant what I Said!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Ahhhh! Why do I even bother?"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "you should bother because right now we should both be making our way to the arena.. hey how about you come in the car with me... the U.S.A Mobil"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "But I'm...."

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Yes I know your Canadian! but it doesn't matter! The U.S.A Mobil is for all people.. except Inuit's and cave men and rock stars and sesame street characters hah ha!l"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Well Okay let's make a move... I've got a 2 headed guy to cripple!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "2 headed guy?"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Yeah... Triple H! and his nose! It's just the same as fighting three! and just for the fun of it why not chuck Mick into the mix to to make it a 3 on 1 match up.. but the outcome of the match wouldn't be different"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Hey.. now I know why they made the match a 3 falls match.. one fall for hunter.. the 2nd for his nose and the third for big fat Foley! Hah Ha!"

"The Crippler" Chris Benoit: "Yeah Ha! .. now c'mon Kurt let's make a move!"

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "Nah I don't need anymore moves the Ankle lock is by far the best move!!"

| ::| Benoit looks at Angle stupid before dragging him around to the road and well away from the smelly garbage can! Kurt then leads Benoit off down the street and they look to be heading towards Kurt's Personalized U.S.A Mobil! Hah Hah.. Kurt then suddenly stops all of a sudden and looks at Benoit!| ::|

"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle: "You like the spice girls right?"

| ::| The scene then fades out with Angle asking one of the most serious men in the world if they like the spice girls... Hah Hah! What a dork! ... Well it's obvious where the do's next adventure is going to be! ... in the Dork Mobil.. I mean the U.S.A Mobil! Hah Hah|