The last Raw before XWF Survivor Series has just taken place and what an event it was. The final PPV Card was made and some of the matches are going to be amazing. Team XWF takes on The Horsemen in not only a War Games match but also in singles matches. The Big Show defends his World Title against Jeff Hardy, a ladder match between Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle will unify The Television And European Championship into one. The XWF Tag Team Titles and Ravens ECW Championship are both on the line when ECW takes on Los Guerrero's in an ECW Rules Match. Triple-H with Mick Foley takes on Chris Benoit in a 3 falls matchand Torrie Wilson and Lita battle it out for The Womens Championship. What a night this Sunday will be when all hell breaks loose in ....(insert name here) when The XWF invades.
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The scene opens up with 'The Game' Triple-H and Mick Foley sitting there on a plane, Triple-H seems more pissed off than usual this time. No one on the plane has recognized either of them because they are dressed in very heavy clothing and wearing big hooded shirts. They have sat there like this the whole time until finally the stewardess comes up and asks them if they would like anything.
|| Stewardess || Excuse me, would either of you two like something to eat or drink?
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Nothing for me.
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Ya, I'll have a glass of water.
|| Stewardess || Here you go.
She hands Mick his water. He holds on to it and she walks away. Triple-H looks at Mick pissed off and says something to him.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Mick, what the hell is your problem? First you screw up and lose our tickets and we widn up having to sit back here in coach. And then you are almost blowing our cover snd letting everyone know who we are. Now to mention what you did on Raw, so far brining you into The XWF with me has brought me nothing but grief.
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Ah common, you know that everyone has to pay their dues in this business.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Ya, and you can leave that to all the people who are just breaking into the business, I have paid my dues, damn it Mick you know I have.
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || I know, I know, now you are the one worrying about getting our cover blown and now you are practicly yelling.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Well, Im gonna get some sleep, I dont feel like arguing right now.
Triple-H goes to sleep for about half an hour and when he wakes up he is woken up by the stewardess moving the food cart along the isle and banging it into his leg. He gets pissed off and stands up and starts to freak. When he stands up his hood starts to come off but he puts it back on immedietly.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || What the hell? Who the hell just bumped into me? Why is it so damn hard to get some sleep on an airplane? Why the hell cant I just sleep in peace.
|| Stewardess || Im sorry sir, but you are going to have to sit down and stop causing such a fuss, some of the people are trying to rest.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || What the hell is this? They can rest but I cant? Thats it!! Ive had enough of this!
Triple-H reaches into his jacket and goes into his side pocket and reaches for something. As he does this the stewardess screams.
|| Stewardess || AHHHH! HES GOT A GUN!!!
Everyone starts screaming and looks over at him.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || And what exactly are you talking about? Im just getting my damn phone out to make a phone call. Its not like I have a bomb or Im a terrorist or anything.
|| Stewardess || Please sir, just sit down and stop saying those words.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Okay, you know what, I dont know why the hell I cant say those words. But if all you bitches cant handle someone hearing those than I dont care.
|| Stewardess || Thank you sir.
Triple-H sits down and goes back to sleep. He wakes up to the sound of the captain telling them the next stop. Mick Foley is trying to get Triple-H up because this is where they are set to get off. They get off of the plane and go out into the main part of the airport to get their luggage. When they get there Mick's stuff is there but Triple-H can not find his stuff anywhere, this makes him furious.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Now what the hell is going on Mick? You were the one who said you would make sure they had my stuff here when we got here, you said not to worry because my stuff would be in good hands. And now what happens? My stuff is nowhere to be found.
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Well its not my fault. They said they would make sure your stuff got here.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Oh but Mick, I am not blaming it on them, I am blaming all of this on you. You said that it would be here and it is not, so why the hell would I blame it on them?
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Well just dont worry, you will get your stuff in time for The Pay Per View.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || I damn well better get my stuff before than. And if I dont, you are the one who I am going to blame. Not the airline, not the person who does it, but you! So you had better pray to god that it gets here or else you are going to be regreting ever saying that it would be here when we got here. Do I make myself clear?
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || You sure do!
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Good! And for the meantime, stay the hell out of my face. I dont want to have to put up with you more than I have to. So while I go and do this TV show, why dont you just take your ass, go to the hotel, sit down and eat or write some books or something, just so long as you stay the hell out of my face!
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || But...
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || No buts about it! Stay the hell out of my face for the next few hours!
Mick Foley stands there for a few seconds wondering what the hell triple-H is talking about and trying to tell him something but Triple-H will have nothing of it and just turns around and walks away and goes and signals for a taxi and gets in as Mick Foley is just left standing there all alone. Once Triple-H gets in the cab he tells the driver where to go. The driver says okay. The driver looks in the mirror to take a look at who is driving teh cab and sees that it is Triple-H. He seems ecstatic and starts to talk to him.
|| Cabbie || Hey, you're Triple-H arent you?
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || No, actually Im not, I just look like him and everything, what kind of moron are you?
|| Cabbie || Well, I am here driving a cab, what more of a moron do I need to be? But wow, I cant believe you are in my car. I am such a big fan.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Wow, thats a new one, me finding a fan around the world. Thats the first time that has ever happened to me.
|| Cabbie || Oh, I didnt mean I am a big fan of you. I am actually a HUGE fan of Chris Benoit.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Chris Benoit huh?
|| Cabbie || Ya, hes my favourite wrestler in the whole XWF.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Is that so?
|| Cabbie || Sure is, and I cant wait to see him wrestle at The Pay Per View this Sunday.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || So you think that he will win his match then?
|| Cabbie || Of course he will, no one in The XWF is as good as him.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Now tell me one thing, do you have any idea who he even faces this Sunday?
|| Cabbie || No clue.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Well lemme tell you something. This Sunday at The Pay Per View, Chris Benoit is the unlucky son of a bitch that is stuck getting in the ring with me. So I would not get yoru little hopes up of having Chris Benoit walking out of that arena as the winner. Hell if I were you I would not even get my hopes up of having Chris Benoit walk out of the arena at all. Because when I am done with him they will have to find some way of carruing him out of the arena, in fact he will be lucky if all I do is break his damn legs.
|| Cabbie || Yeah, ya. YOu talk big, but when you are standing there in the ring face to face to Chris Benoit, Im sure you will not be this cocky, because you know that he is going to beat your ass, not only this one time, but any other times you get in the ring with him.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Oh is that so? Well I guess we will just have to wait and see exactly what happens this Sunday. Because I sure as hell know I just cant wait for this Sunday to come. This match was supposed to be a punnishment for me from Flair because of Foley? Well I see this match as nothing more than a free damn ride. All I have to do is pin his ass in a 3 falls match and I walk out the winner, and there is nothing in my way stopping me from that. So I hope to hell that Chris Benoit is ready for an ass kicking and a rude welcoming to The XWF. So far Chris Benoit has not lost any matches since coming here. Well that changes this Sunday when I am going to walk out to that ring and take his damn head off with my sledgehammer if I have to just to get the win.
|| Cabbie || Well honestly, I dont think you can beat Chris Benoit.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Well honestly, I dont give a damn what you say. I have out up with people like you for a long time, doubting me, then I just go and prove to them why the hell I am The Game and why I am That Damn Good.
|| Cabbie || Wow, you are The Game, he is The Crippler, I think he is a little more dangerous than you.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Oh, Chris Benoit is more dangerous than I am huh? Well how about I show you exactly how dangerous I can be by kicking your ass right now and showing you just a little example of what is in store for Chris Benoit this Sunday. How would you like that?
|| Cabbie || ...
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Thats what I thought. Now how about you stop talking to me and just drive your damn car before I do have to kick your ass.
The Cabbie stops talking and just keeps driving. Once they get where Triple-H is heading he pays and gets out and walks in and goes to the main desk to ask exactly where he has to go.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Hey, can you tell me where the hell I have to go?
|| Secratary || What are you here for?
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Howard Stern show.
|| Secratary || Who are you?
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Who am I? How the hell do you not know who I am?
|| Secratary || Well I just dont, now can you tell me who you are so I can see if they are expecting you?
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || God damn it. Im Triple-H, The Game.
|| Secratary || Oh, okay. Third floor. They will be waiting for you.
Triple-H walks over to the elevator and goes up to the third floor. The guy at the door tell shim to go sit down on the chair and they will be getting him in about ten minutes. He goes and sits down. After about 5 minutes Triple-H sees Mick Foley walk in and Triple-H is furious and breaks out yelling at him.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || What the hell are you doing here? I thought I told you to keep your ass away from this building while I am doing the show. I dont remember telling you to show up here!
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || You did, and I was going to. Until the show called me to make sure that we both were going to be showing up. For some reason they want both of us on the show so here I am.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || I dont give a damn, either they get me on the show or they get you on the show because there is no chance in hell that I am going to sit out there for twenty damn minutes. Im allready sick of sitting here talking to you for two minutes. Ever since I brought you back into The XWF you have caused me nothing but trouble. You promise me I will win matches, hell, I dont need anyones help to do that, I am The Game! I am better than everyone else in The XWF, so why the hell I need your help to win matches is beyond me. Than you go and get me the dumbest match I have ever been in at Survivor Series having to face Chris Benoit in a best of three falls match. What the hell is going on there? I dont need to have to kick peoples asses like that all the damn time. First its Bret Hart, now its Chris Benoit. It makes no sense at all. Why the hell cant you actually get me a good match? This is pathetic.
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Well that was the only match they could give you at The Pay Per View. Everyone else was booked and they didnt want to change all the matches around.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Once again Mick, I dont give a damn. I should have been put in that War Games match, not that little bitch Randy Orton or that idiot O'Haire. I should be the one in that match, because everyone knows that I am that damn good and that I can kick anyones ass in The XWF, including yours Mick, so if you dont get your act together and start doing me some good, you are going to be out of The XWF one more time, and this time, it will be your last!
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Okay, Okay. Still though, you have to go out there and talk about The Pay Per View still, and they want me out there.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Fine. You come out, but if you do so much as one thing to piss me off, one little thing, I dont care if the cameras are on or not, I dont care who the hell is watching, you do one thing and you are going to find yourself waking up in a hospital bed...
|| 'Deranged King Of Hardcore' Mick Foley || Ya, I wont do anything to piss you off.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || And that includes cutting me off when I am talking you idiot!
All of a sudden one of the stage hands interupts them and tells them that they are going on in just a few seconds. They both shut up and all that can be heard is Howard Sterns voice as he introduces the two men. Once he does so they both walk out and sit down. Howard Stern starts to talk to them.
|| Howard Stern || First off, let me welcome the both of you to the show.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Ya, well if it was up to me I wouldnt be caught dead on this peice of trash show, but ya know, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
|| Howard Stern || Oh, okay. So you would not be caught dead on this show but you are. Yes you go out there every night and grope other men and seem to enjoy it. Now please explain to me exactly how that works.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Well Howard, its simple. Do you have any idea exactly how hard it is to go out there every damn night, have to put up with the fans, the boss and the sons of bitches who actually think that they are good enough to go out to that ring and kick your ass? I dont think you do Howard. All you know what to do it sit back and have people write things for you then come onto the air and say it and act like you are the one who wrote it. Now honestly, what do you think is harder?
|| Howard Stern || Well, you seem to be one that is going to speak his mind so let me tell you this. You may think that you have a hard job having to go out there and touch other men and enjoy it. Whereas I get to sit back and let people write stuff for me, assuming I do that. And have beautiful women surrond me, have any damn thing I want and get to come out onto the air and put up with fuckers like you. If thats your idea of a hard job, well than, you must be an idiot.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Wow. Look at what you can say. And you thought of that all by yourself? Wow, I must say I am surprised that you can think of all that by yourself.
|| Howard Stern || Oh yes, I can think of all this by myself. Unlike you, taking all those streroids to get big just so you can manhandle those men even more.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Well how about I show you exactly what these arms are capable of.
Triple-H stands up and decks Howard Stern in the face knocking him out. Once he does that he laughs and walks up to a camera and starts to talk into it.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || Chris Benoit. I hope, I just hope for your sake that you for some reason are watching this show right now. I hope that you are watching and listening to everything that I have to say to you, because I sure as hell would not want you to have no idea what is going on with your Pay Per View opponent now. I just want you to know that Sunday is only a couple of days away. And it is only a couple of days away from when you have to step into the ring and go face to face, toe to toe with me. Ever since coming to The XWF, you have won all your matches, and you are proud of the fact of doing that, well Chris, I hope you realize that is only two matches, two matches that you have won against two people who are of no importance to anything. Just like you Chris, but for some reason you get the luck of being the one to face me at Survivor Series in a three falls match. I just want you to do one thing Chris, I want you to look into my eyes, look into my eyes and see exactly what you are going to see when you stand face to face with me on Sunday.
|| 'The Game' Triple-H || And I also want you to look deep down into your own mind, I want you to think if you actually have any chance in hell of beating me. And if you do, I want you to just forget about it, because this Game has just begun for The XWF, and there is not one person who can beat it. And until someone comes along who can beat me, I am going to keep coming out to the ring and showing everyone exactly why I am That Damn Good. I am going to keep making examples out of every god damn person that they put in front of me and force me to beat the hell out of. So Chris, dont blame me for you having to get your ass kicked, dont blame yourself, blame The XWF for putting you into this match and making you just another example of The Game, so Chris, come Sunday night, you will be Proven Wrong, and for you it will be GAME OVER!!!
Triple-H than grabs the camera and throws it to the ground and walks off the stage as the scene fades out.