Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin 3:16 Bionic Redneck ** Disclaimer ** Yo everybody! This layout was made by Mastapimp181@hotmail.com... He did everything on the layout, cept for the roleplay. The roleplay on the other hand was done by yours truely! Matt_y2j@hotmail.com! If your offended... i don't care! So read! Pe@cE ** Disclaimer ** Current Match People Mentioned Record Achievements Stone Cold Vs. Triple H Triple H, The Rock, Hulk Hogan -2 wins -2 Loss -0 Ties Going To Wrestle Mania! Whooo! ** Start of R-p ** -=(Forward)=- Once again it is time for a Wrestle Mania 2002 Sunday Slam! It is March 10th and we have just came off of a great show, Where all the matches were just great and all the wrestler gave their all as shown. The main event of next weeks Sunday Slam! Was decided and we saw how NWO's first ever Sunday Slam went but more on that later. The show kicked off live from the All-State Arena in Rosemont, Illinois in front of no less then fifteen-thousand people. First to come out on the show was non other then what everybody expected, the NWO. They came out down to the ring and on the televisions around the world their entrance was in the trditional black and white. They went down into the ring when their music cut and first on the mic was 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan. He welcomed everybody to the "House Of Hogan Build" and then started to get down to buisness when telling everybody that the Wrestle Mania 2002 was going to be put out of buisness because the NWO was the most dominant force that there is in the buisness at the moment. Then 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash got on the mic, He said that he agreed with Hogan and that the man in which Hogan was facing later in the evening should be retired. He also said that Hogan should be in the main event against The Rock going for the World Championship. Kevin Nash started to talk more about Hulk Hogan and how everybody should cut him some credit and show him some respect him, Because if it wasn't for him wrestling wouldn't be taken seriously like it is today. Kevin Nash talked for a few more minutes about how everybody called them company killing bastards and about how he disagreed with that by saying that the WcW killed WcW, the NWO didn't kill WcW. Kevin Nash then ended what he had to say by asking the wrestling world to give them a chance. Then next on the mic was 'Outsider' Scott Hall. Hall said that he was out there to talk about his match later on in the evening but instead he was going to talk about Hogans match. He mentioned how Hogan was in a match against 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin without any titles on the line and he asked Vince McMahon what in the hell he was thinking. Scott Hall told everybody that NWO was going to rule the night by winning the Tag Team Championship gold and when Hogan beat 'Stone Cold' in a no holds barred match, and said that everybody is going to know that the NWO rules at the end of the night, exspecially Vince Mcmahon. Next, but not last, To step up to the mic was 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jerrett. Jerrett just basicly said that NWO was going to rule the night like everybody who has spoken previously to him and that he was going to beat the crap out of Bret and that Bret Hart wasn't couldn't even compare up to Jerrett's knee in talent. Jerrett talked on for a few more moments and ended what he had to say by calling everybody Slap Assez and telling them to shut up. Last but also least to step up to the mic was 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan again. He started to ramble on about how he isn't going to stop until he gets his World Heavyweight Championship shot. And that it was just going to be another night for the NWO. He then said that the world must be wondering Why Hogan Why? And answered the question by saying, when your NWO, your NWO 4- Life! Afterwards Hogan just dropped the mic as they all headed into the backstage area. The cameras then cut into the backstage area where Michael Cole was getting ready to do an interview with Rob Van Dam. RVD talked a little bit about his match later in the evening and a little about the upcoming Pay Per View, Wrestle Mania. Rob Van Damn ended the interview with a challenge sent out to the winner of the next weeks match whether it is The Rock or Chris Jericho, and the last thing he said was that the world knew that the winner of the match would be The Rock. While RVD went towards the entrance curtain because his match was next to take place the cameras cut into the arena. The first man to make his entrance into the arena in the evening was Rob Van Dam as the stage turned a dim orange and he had his usual pyro show. Next was Sean O`Haire, the second his music hit the P.A. system the crowd just went nuts. O`Haire quickly made his way down the aisle and down to the ring as the match got underway. Overall the match was a pretty good match and the crowd seemed to be really into the two well upcoming superstars go head to head in a Hardcore match for the Hardcore championship but in the end only one was meant to come out on top and in this case it was RVD when he hit the Vandaminator on Sean O`Haire and made the cover for the 1...2...3! With the match ending the cameras went backstage where Bret Hart was sitting there in his locker room getting ready for his match. In the locker room of Bret Hart Michael Cole is seen trying to get an interview with him and Bret grants him it as long as he makes it a quick one. Bret gets asked what his thoughts are about his opponent later on in the evening Jeff Jerrett and Bret just says that if he steps in his way that he is going to be excellently executed. Up next was the European title match between Edge and Kevin Nash. Overall the match was quite entertaining but the fans didn't seem to be as into it as the matc previous to it. First to make his entrance was Kevin Nash, making his usual entrance he made his way to the ring and was followed by the entrance of Edge. As "No Ones Going To Stop Me" hit the P.A system Edge made his entrance into the ring as the match got underway. The match went on for quite a short period of time and ended in Disqualification when the NWO interfered and beat the hell out of Edge leaving him lying helpless in the ring. Next was an interview between Kevin Kelly and The Rock. The interview kicked off as Kevin Kelly congradulated The Rock on his winning of the World Heavyweight Championship. The Rock like usual cut Kevin off numerous times using some of his usual catch phrases like "It Doesn't Matter" and "Shut Your Mouth". The crowd chanted Rocky, Rocky, A few times as The Rock gave his thoughts on his match later on tonight. As the interview came to an end the cameras cut into the arena where the countdown for Y2J's entrance started. 5.00, 4.07, 3.25, 2.14, 1.02, 0.53, 0.00. As the countdown came to an end the little ball was seen going through a tunnel and when the tunnel came to an end a big explosion came to the stage. Chris Jericho made his usual entrance but this time he had something to say. Jericho starts to run his mouth about how he is a true champion and about how everybody should show him respect. He then starts to talk about how he is sick of people walking all over him and getting Championships that they do not deserve such as Rock having the World Championship. Y2J then calls out The Rock saying that he wants to whip his ass for the World Championship. All of a sudden The Rock's music hits the P.A. system as he makes his way out onto the ramp. The Rock begins to talk on the mich he has in hand asking Jericho who in the blue hell he thinks he is coming out here and making a challenge for The Rocks World Championship. The Rock says a few more thinks that are discouraging to Chris Jericho when Y2J just suddenly tells The Rock to SHUT THE HELL UP! He then tells The Rock to come to the ring to get a Y2J beating that he deserves but Rock tells him that his fun is spoiled because The Rock is already booked for a match later on in the evening. Jericho then challenges Rock for the title for the next week on Sunday Slam! And The Rock accepts the challenge by just stretching out his arm doing his hand taunt and saying "JUST BRING IT!". Afterwards The Rock goes backstage and the arena just goes black and a loud explosion is heard followed by a cut version of Kanes music. Kane makes his way down to the ring as the match gets underway. The match was nothing but what it was expected to be and that was absolutely great. The match came to an end when Jericho locked on the Walls Of Jericho and picked up the win. After the match the show cut to a commercial break. After the commercial break the cameras went into the arena where a 'Glass Shatter' was heard followed by the entrance of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. Austin picked up a mic and started talking about how he had it up to here with the NWO. He started talking about the NWO for a little bit and told them if they wanted mercy they should take their asses to church. Austin called Hogan pathetic upon other names, along with the NWO as he continued to talk about his match. When Austin finished talking he dropped the mic as his music hit again and he started to drink some beer. The show cuts to another commercial break and when it comes back the next match is about to start. The next match is the only Mixed Tag match of the evening between Stine n Lita and Jeff Hardy n Trish Stratus. First to make their entrances we're Jeff Hardy and Trish Stratus followed by the amazing Lita and Sting. The match was a great match but in the end Sting and Lita were no match for the 2 xtreme match of Jeff Hardy and Trish Stratus as they pick up the win when Jeff Hardy hit the Swanton bomb on Sting and pinned him for the 1...2...3! After the match ended Jeff Hardy and Trish celebrated as the cameras went into the backstage area where Kurt Angle was about to get interviewed by Michael Cole. Michael Cole asked Kurt Angle what he had instore for Scott Hall and Kurt Angle replied making some discouraging remarks about his opponent later on in the evening Scott Hall. The interview comes to an end as the show goes to a Staker 2 commercial and comes back as the cameras cut into the arena. The next match is about to get underway as "If Ya Smell! (Boom) What The Rock(Boom, Boom) Is Cookin`!" Hits the P.A. system and The Rock made his intro followed by Triple H. The match was a great match, the crowd seemed to be very into it. The match ended when The Rock hit the Rockbottom and covered for the 1...2..3! The next match on the card was Kurt Angle vs Scott Hall as they both made their entrances into the arena and the match started. The match was pretty short and ended when Scott Hall hit the Outsides Edge and covered Angle for the 1...2...3. Next up was Jeff Jerrett doing an interview with Mean Gene, the interview wasn't much paid attention to so guess what? I took a urination break and I don't know what he said. Next the cameras cut into Vinces office as Jericho was trying to get by security but they stopped him. Moments later Vince directed them to let Y2J in and Jericho asked why all the security? And Vince just simply replied incase the NWO planned on trying some funny buisness on him. Jericho asked Vince to make Y2J's title match next week official and but Vince said he would have to give up his IC title which Jericho did without a second thought. During this Rock see's what is happening and Rock decides to pay them a visit in Vinces locker room which he does and Vince makes The Rock shake Jerichos hand to make the match official, in which he does. Up next was Jeff Jerrett vs Bret Hart. They both made their traditional entrances as the match got underway. The match came to a end when Bret hart locked Jeff in the Sharpshooter and he had no choice but to tap out. Up next was the last match of the evening between Hulk Hogan and 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. The leader of the NWO 'Hollywood' made his entrance into the arena like he usually does followed by a 'Glass Shatter' and 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's trditional entrance and 4 corner solute. Pretty soon the match got underway and it was nothing less then what everybody expected and that was absolutely great. Hogan beat on Austin some, and Austin beat on Hogan some but when it was all said and done Austin hit the Stone Cold Stunner to pick up the win with the 1...2...3! After the match Austin was about to celebrate when the NWO stormed the ring and beat on his right knee as the show came to an end with 'Stone Cold' grasping his leg tightly in pain. Will Austin be able to beat Triple H here tonight? Will he keep up his winning streak and go onto Wrestle Mania and do the same? I don't know... And I doubt you do either so watch Sunday Slam! And find out! -=(Forward End)=- -=(Scene)=- Another week has gone by, Another Sunday Slam has ended and another Sunday Slam is about to occur here in the Wrestle Mania 2002. It is 9/8 Eestern time around the world and yet again another week after a hard week of work for the older adult fans and the end of another week of school for the younger fans, Everybody is just sitting down in front of their televisions to watch Sunday Slam! As Texas Ranger comes to an end and a short commercial break finishes the television screens around the world go completely black. After the screen is completely black for about fifteen to twenty seconds a warning comes up on the screen that comes up every single week before the beginning of the show and just like every other week it reads. Warning: The following program may contain violent or sexual content. Parental guidence is advised. After the warning is up on the screen for a good fifteen to twenty seconds it slowly fades away and is followed by the Wrestle Mania 2002 logo spinning around in a circle. The logo then fades away as the opening video for the show begins to play. The video lasts for a good minute or so when it finishes and the cameras cut directly into the arena. The cameras just start scattering throughout the crowd and focusing in on some signs like "Hardyz Rule" and "Stone Cold Sucks" and one that was on the longest read "Jerry Lawler The Origonal King Of Wrestling". -=(Scene End)=- Crowd With Sign -=(Scene)=- The cameras go through the crowd just zooming across, the upper area, the lower area, down by the ramp area, when they suddenly cut to the ramp where a firework that looks like a bomb just hits the stage and a bunch of fireworks then just start to blast off. They just start going in all directions, left and right and up and in a forward direction and there was one very noticable line a fireworks going off that were all around the border of the titantron. When the fireworks stop going off the cameras then cut over to ringside where Jerry "The King" Lawler and "Good Ole" Jim Ross are seated. The cameras are on them for a moment before they notice and when they do Jim Ross is the first one that begins to speak and welcomes everyone to the show. -=(Scene End)=- -=(Jim Ross)=- Hello ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, and welcome to this weeks edition of Wrestle Mania 2002 Sunday Slam! Like every other week I am "Good Ole" Jim Ross and I am sitting here along side my announcing partner Jerry "The King" Lawler. Tonight we have a great show scheduled for all of you to see. If you were tuned into the show last week you would know what happened on that show but for those of you that didn't tune into the show the night went the opposite way that the NWO wanted it to go. When the only member of the NWO to win their match was Scott Hall. Jeff Jerrett lost his match against Bret Hart just like Hulk Hogan lost his match to the 'Texas Rattlesnake' Stone Cold Steve Austin. But after the match Stone Cold was put down when the rest of the NWO stormed to the ring injuring his knee. Well everybody 'Stone Cold' is back tonight and hopefully his knee is back at 100% because he will be going up against one of the toughest men in the game today, and he even calls himself 'The Game', and his name is Triple H. But more on that match later. The first match that will take place here this evening will be the Kevin Nash and Scott Hall vs The Hardy Boyz, Jeff and Matt Hardy. .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- That is going to be a great match J.R., but you forgot to tell everybody about the Tag Team Championships, and how they will be up on the line between these two great teams. Even though the Hardy Boyz have alot of talent I think that Kevin Nash and Scott Hall will walk away with the titles. They may not have the agility of the Hardy Boyz but they still got some and yet they are so big, and powerful. I think that they are going to just walk right into that ring tonight and take out both of the Hardy Boyz like Scott Hall took out Kurt Angle last week. Don't get me wrong J.R. Kurt Angle is my Olympic Hero but when it comes to the NWO there isn't a person that is going to stand in their way, and get back up anytime soon to tell people about it. And if they do manage to get back up I doubt they will be able to remember it little ol` be able to tell anybody about it. Also besides just the height and power advantage J.R. they got the rest of the NWO on their side and if just Scott Hall and Kevin Nash doesn't get the job done, with the help of Jeff Jerrett and Hulk Hogan it is a gauranteed thing. So yeah, I think that with or without the NWO and no matter how much talent that the Hardy Boyz do have up their sleeves. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are going to walk out of here tonight the Tag Team Champions J.R. -=(Jim Ross)=- I would have to agree with you on that one King, although the Hardyz have amazing talent and ability, with or without the assitance of the NWO Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are bound pick up the win in this match tonight. We also have Chris Benoit and Bret Hart going head to head for the European Championship. Due to Edge being out of action the title has gone vacent, and tonight these two great competitors will be going into the ring to fight for it one on one, head to head, and it is going to be nothing but a slobber knocker King. Both of these men are great technical wrestlers and both masters of their own finisher manouvers. And both of them happen to be submission movees, Bret being the master of the Sharpshooter and Chris Benoit being the master of the Crippler Crossface. Will one of these men be able to make the other tap out? Or will the win be picked up with the 1...2...3. I don't know, But what I do know is that this match isn't going to be one that you want to miss. Both men are so great in the ring I don't even have a guess in mind of who is going to win this match King, But whoever does win it. We all know that the title will be going to the better man. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- And tonight the better man will be the 'Rapid Wolverine' Chris Benoit. Once he locks on that Crippler Crossface there is no other choice but to tap that mat three times in agonizing pain J.R. Then what about the Hardcore Championship match J.R? Rob Van Damn our current Harcore Champion will be going head to head with Raven. Both men are great in Hardcore matches and both of them have so much experience in, and exspecially out of the ring. But I am betting on our current Hardcore champion to walk out with the title because Raven doesn't have as much experience in Hardcore matches or he would be walking into this match the Hardcore Champion instead of RVD. Plus RVD has amazing agility and talent, he does more high risk moves then Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy put together. He does more unorthadox moves then any other wrestle that I have ever seen. Both of these men being in the ECW in the past you would expect them both to be into unorthadox moves and great in Hardcore matches because ECW was known for Hardcore, and unorthadox. Raven might even be great in Hardcore matches but nobody can compare to RVD in the department of crazy moves, and well crazy moves is going to be exactly the thing that is going to pick Rob Van Dam up the win. Who do you think is going to walk out of here with the Hardcore title tonight J.R? -=(Jim Ross)=- I'm with you 100% on who is going to win the Harcore Championship match King. Even thought Raven has held Hardcore titles in other federations in the past RVD just has too much talent in other places then just the Hardcore department, and just like you said. Being one crazy s.o.b is going to pick him up the win. But those two titles won't be the only titles on the line tonight King, two other titles will be on the line and well lets talk about the Intercontinental Championship first. Due to Chris Jericho giving up his Intercontinental Championship last week for a shot at the World Championship this week, Sting and Kurt Angle will be going head to head for this prize. Kurt Angle being a 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist and one of the two men who made it to the finals in the Wrestle Mania 2002 World Championship tournament at No Way Out and Sting being just plain and simply the man in the white/red mask who carries a bat to the ring with him, Just incase things get a little out of hand. Sting is a great wrestler and when he gets into the ring he gives it nothing but his all but when you step into the ring with Kurt Angle it is like stepping into a whole other world of wrestling. Kurt Angle has both your average wrestlers skills and the skills of an olympion, And he is a great technical wrestler. With both the Ankle Lock and the Angle Slam he is sure to put out almost any man that wants to step into his way. But tonight, I think maybe it is going to be a differant story and maybe, Just maybe Sting will be able to get the job done and take out Kurt Angle to win the Intercontinental Championship. .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- J.R, What are you going on about! Sting isn't going to win, Sting doesn't have a chance in hell to walk out of here with the Intercontinental title. My 'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle will walk out of here with the title and there is no two ways about it J.R. And thats that. And another match that will be taking place tonight will be another tag team match J.R. And guess what? I think since Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were getting in on the tag team action tonight that 'Hollywood" Hulk Hogan and Jeff Jerrett decided that they were going to too. Because tonight Hogan and Jerrett are going to be going up against Justin Credible and Land Storm the 'Impact Playas'. It is the Impact Playas first match in the Wrestle Mania 2002 J.R. and I think that is going to give them a disadvantage against the two members of the NWO Jeff Jerrett and Hulk Hogan. Hogan being a wrestling legand and Jerrett just for the fact of being on the same team as a wrestling legand gives them an advantage over th Impact Playas. And again like Nash and Hall, both Hogan and Jerrett and bound to have the rest of the NWO in their corner ready to help them out in any situation that they may be in, whether win or lose, the Impact Playas are going to get their asses kicked by the NWO! -=(Jim Ross)=- Your right there King, no matter what the Impact Playas are going to get an asskicking by the NWO. Whether they win or lose there is nothing they can do about the NWO beating their asses all over the ring, and possibly this whole arena. But enough about that match lets go on to talk about the 'Texas Rattlesnake' Stone Cold Steve Austin, and how he has been doing lately. I think that he has been doing great lately King. After he lost to Kurt Angle and got beaten out of the tournament, then his loss to the Undertaker in that strap match the next week I think has smartened him up. Why? Because lately he has been winning all of his matches like at No Way Out when he struck up his first win in that fatal four way match against The Undertaker, Triple H and Booker T. When he delivers that 'Stone Cold' Stunner to Booker T we all knew that the match was over. Just like last week on Sunday Slam! Against 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan. Austin went into the ring knowing that during or afterwards, win or lose that the NWO was going to come down to that ring and give him a beating that he was never going to forget. Just like the week before at No Way Out. But still the Rattlesnake went down to that ring and did what he had to do and he kicked Hogans ass and struck up another win. Even though afterwards the NWO stormed the ring and beat the living hell out of him, He got his payback on the NWO member Hulk Hogan. And one thing that I can gaurantee is when Hogan went home that night, and got up the next morning. he sure the hell was hurting and there isn't any doubt about that. .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- Yeah but J.R. what you got to realize is that tonight he isn't going to be going up against some 60 year old man he is going to be going up against the one and only Triple H. And Triple H isn't here to play games tonight J.R, because he is 'The Game' and 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin is going to play that game tonight and you know what J.R? Austin is going to lose, because tonight this isn't no regular one on one match. And it isn't even a Harcore or Strap match for that matter this is an approximately twenty foot steel cage that we are talking about. There is not way out of that cage except for over the top and I have no much confidence in Triple H and that he is going t hit Austin with the pedigree and climb up that cage and straight over the top. His feet are going to touvh the floor and he is going to ve declared the winner because J.R. he is the game and he is that damn good. No matter how much Austin runs his mouth about winning J.R. and no matter how confident Austin has in winning his match there is no two ways about it, Triple H will win. And J.R. the only reason you think that Austin is going to win is because you two are buddies, What J.R. do you bring him cookies for Christmas every year or something? Well whether you do or not that fact of the matter is Triple H is going to win. -=(Jim Ross)=- Well thats your opinion King and i am entitled to mine, and I think that the 'Texas Rattlesnake' is going to pull off his third win here tonight and he is going to go onto Wrestle Mania next week to pull off his fourth against The Rock. Talking about The Rock tonight the main event will be The Rock and Chris Jericho going head to head in a match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Who will win? That is one hard one to pick a winner for because Chris Jericho and The Rock are both great competitors in the ring and when either or of these men are in the ring you know that you are in for a great show. The Rock with the millions and milliosn of his fans and Jericho being a former Intercontinental Champion, neither of these men have lost a match yet in their Wrestle Mania 2002 career. Everything will be on the line including a one way ticket to the main event next week at Wrestle Mania. If you could only feel the tension between these two men at this very moment King, in less then two hours both of these men will be in the ring going at each other, and in less then two hours one of these men will be on their way to Wrestle Mania to fight 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. Who will pull off the win? I don't know but whoever it is will surely be the deserving man of holding the most important gold in this buisness. .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- Your right J.R., This is one unpredictable match and well I just hope that it is a fair match and that the better man truely does win. And well... -=(Scene)=- Without a single sight of a warning, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is cut off by a sudden 'Glass Shatter' followed by the well known theem of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. -=(Scene End)=- -=(Jim Ross)=- And here comes the man who will be going head to head against Triple H later on this evening everybody, the one and only 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. .-=(Jerry Lawler)=- Whats so great about him J.R? Not like he has won a gold medal in the Olympics or he is 'The Game' or something. He's just another flavoe of the month, they come and go J.R. -=(Scene)=- Austin makes his way out onto the ramp wearing his "Give Me a Hell Yeah" t-shirt and a Stone Cold camaflaush hat. He has a pair of cut jean shorts on and a pair of black hiking boots as he makes his way down to the ring. Austin stops by one fan who was shown earlier when the show first begun with a "Stone Cold Sucks" sign and Austin just gives him the finger and continues to walk down the aisle. Austin goes to the closest set of stairs leading up into the ring and he climbs them entering the ring over the second rope. Austin then heads over to the farthest away corner from him and he climbs it raising both of his arms high into the air as the crowd just gets louder with screams. Austin then drops down off the second rope and goes to the corner opposite of it. Austin repeats the same proccess and then goes to the corner that is right next to the one he just got off of. Austin repeats the proccess again and goes over to the last corner that it opposite to the one he is on. Austin raises his arms up into the air but this time he lowers them and just stands there for a moment looking around him for a short moment as he then just drops off of it and heads over to the side of the ring that is closest to the announce tables. He signals for a mic as Howard Finkel tosses him one in and Austin catches it and starts pacing back and forth waiting for the crowd to simmer down. As the crowd simmers down Austin draws the mic up to his mouth and utters a single word that drives the crowd crazy. -=(Scene End)=- -=(Stone Cold)=- What?! (Crowd What) Last week I went into this ring and i did exactly what I said I was going to do and that was give 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan an asskicking that that stupid son-uva-bitch will never forget! (Crowd What) I beat his ass from one end of this damn ring to the other and I showed his trailer park ass not one bit of mercy! (Crowd What) I beat the one man that just weeks ago nobody would have expected me to even stand in the same ring as. (Crowd What) I beat the man who main evented Wrestle Mania after Wrestle Mania until the fans got tired of his sorry ass and drove that sonbitch out of the buisness. (Crowd What) I showed him that Austin 3:16 means I just whipped his ass and now that he knows it, He knows it for good! (Crowd What) I showed him that when you mess with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin your going to get an asskicking and there isn't any way out of it. I took on Hogan knowing that after the match or hell even during the match that I was going to get my ass kicked (Crowd What) And after the match I admit that they did kick my ass but I still won the damn match and thats all I've got to say about Hulk Hogan (Crowd What) Or the NWO. (Crowd What) Because tonight I go up against one of the toughest men in the whole god damn buisness. I faught this man only once before and it was at No Way Out. I beat his ass along with two other of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever laid my eyes on. And I beat all three of them, Triple H, Booker T, and Undertaker. And you would expect me to just walk into the ring with any one of them and kick their asses and win because I beat all three of them at once but no, The man I gave the Stone Cold Stunner to and pinned for the 1...2...3 was Booker T. And tonight I'm not going to be going head to head against Booker T, no I'm going to be head to head with 'The Game' himself, Triple H. And first thing that comes to mind would be "Well, It's only a regular match". But whoever the hell told you that it is just a regular match is a bigger jackass then Triple H himself. No tonight I'm going to step into that ring with Triple H and it when I do it won't just be a regular match it will be a damn cage match. (Crowd What) I said it's going to be a damn cage match. I plan on walking down that aisle and into this very damn ring and make sure, Just like I did Hulk Hogan. That when Triple H hears the phrase Austin 3:16 he will know that I just whipped his ass. (Crowd What) Last night, When I first heard about this match last night I sat down for a moment thought about it. I thought how in the hell am I going to beat Triple H. (Crowd What) Then it came to my mind... That I wanted some damn chicken. So I grabbed my cooler of beer and threw it in my truck and went down to Chubby Chicken and I got out of my truck, I brought my beer with me and I went into Chubby Chicke and I ordered some damn chicken. (Crowd What) No I ordered some damn fried chicken. And I waited for fifteen minutes for my chicken to come so while I was waiting. I decided I was going to pop back a few beer. So I popped back one beer (Crowd What) Two beer (Crowd What) Three beer (Crowd What) Four beer (Crowd What) When the sonbitch behind the corner said Mr. Austin. and I said... What?! (Crowd What) And he said Your fried chickens done. So I took my fried chicken and I went back out into my truck and thats when it struck me. I didn't need to kick Triple H's ass. (Crowd What) All I had to do was get my ass over that damn cage to pick up the win. (Crowd What) But I thought hell I'll kick his ass anyways! Just for the hell of it (Crowd What) And now here I am tonight ready to kick Triple H's ass and climb over that twenty steel cage. Triple H tonight when you step into that cage with Stone Col you aren't just stepping into the ring with any old redneck, Your stepping into the ring with the 'Bionic Redneck', The 'Texas Rattlesnake', Or the 'Psychopathic Son-uva-bitch' that is going to knock your damn head off. Hunter tonight you have made your biggest mistake, make that your two biggest mistakes. And their stepping into the same ring at the same time as Stone Cold and your second mistake was doing it in a steel cage. Austin On Mic -=(Stone Cold)=- If you think that for one solitary second that I am going to go the slightest bit of easy on your sorry ass then you got a whole nother thing coming. I came to this arena tonigth with a one track mind and my mind was set on hoping that the stocked up on beer. But now I have another motive and that motive is to make sure that you don't walk out of here tonight using your own two legs. I am going to make sure that you know what the true meaning of pain is Hunter. I am going to make sure that you regret ever stepping into the ring with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. And make sure that you aren't ever goign to make the mistake of stepping into the ring with me again. Hunter you can run your damn sissy ass mouth all you want about how you are going to win the match and bring your ass up and over the cage and win, But I've learned from the past HHH that your bark is way worst then your bite. And your barking is starting to get on my last damn nerve. Once that bell rings Hunter we aren't going to be playing the game no more, No, We aren't going to be in your zone and there sure the hell won't be nobody to help you. Because surrounding us will be a twenty foot steel cage. Twenty feet of pure steel and there is no in but the door, But that will be locked so the only way out Hunter will be over the top and I will be sure top break both of your damn legs so you won't be able to climb shit all. For the lats little while I have been winning my matches and Hunter I see a slump in your little winning streak. And it's one big ass slump, You've won one match and it was your first match here and since then every piece of trash in the back whether it was The Rock or the Undertaker, They were all kicking your ass and what kind of competition is that suppose to be for me? I've beat the Undertaker, I'm going on to Wrestle Mania to beat The Rock, and I know that you are suppose to be 'The Game' and 'That Damn Good' but in my eyes your nothing but another slack jawers son-uva-bitch that is looking to get himself a piece of Stone Cold. And son, That will only get you one place and that is in the emergency room in the local hospital hoping that God will spare your life. Tonight you better give your sorry ass to somebody, God, a Church, or someone like that because come tonight in the ring, Your ass is going to be mine. I'm going to beat you to the mat, Beat your head off of all four sides of the cage and make you bleed. I'm going to make you beg for mercy Hunter, I'm going to make you get on your damn knees and beg me to spare your ass. And thats when I will knock you back flat on your ass because I don't have mercy for nobody, And I sure the hell am not going to start now. Triple H, Huner Hearst Helmsley, The Game, Whatever the hell you call yourself these days, I don't care whether I win or lose because it isn't you that is going to Wrestle Mania is just one week for his title shot against The Rock or Chris Jericho. Whoever the hell walks out of here tonight as the champ. It is me, And whether I win or lose nothing is going to change that, Or the fact that I opened up a big, Extra large, Can of whoop ass on you. You silly bastard, You've probably made alot of mistakes in the past, You've probably made more mistakes then the ammount of times that Stephanie McMahon gets laid. But the fact of the matter is this is the biggest damn mistake of your life! The ass whooping's that you have gotten over the past couple of weeks are nothing compared to the one that you are going to get tonight from 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin and that is a damn fact! Triple H your probably sitting there in the back, On your little leather couch watching me out here call you every last damn name in the book. Telling you how badly I am going to kick your ass and your probably thinking to yourself that I'm talking a bunch of bullshit and that my bark is worst then my bite... But unlike you Hunter my bite is a hundred times worst then my damn bite which means you better watch out or your your going to get your little fancy ass Greenwich ass kicked! What your failing to realize is that you've picked the wrong man to mess with, I'm nothing like The Undertaker or Booker T. I'm nothing like that piece of trash Kurt Angle and I'm sure the hell nothing like The Rock. All of the guys that you have fought so far knew when it was time to stop kicking your ass and when it was time to end the match and pin your ass but in this match there isn't no pinning. There is no submissions, And well yeah 'Stone Cold' does know when to end a damn match and go for the pin. Hell thats easy I cover your beaten ass for the 1...2...3. But tonight what if I suddenly get lazy and don't feel like dragging my ass up and over the top of the cage. What if I feel like making the match last a little bit longer, Past the point of you having your ass kicked, Past the point of your blood being all over the ring. Past the point where you can't move and I just feel like kicking your ass all damn night long! What if I feel like giving you one Stone Cold Stunner (Crowd What) Two Stone Cold Stunner's (Crowd What) Three Stone Cold Stunner's (Crowd What) Hell what if I feel like giving you a whole pile of damn Stone Cold Stunner's and then some. Triple H, You think your all cool because you can sell a few T-shirts, And some people are even stupid enough to buy your little Triple H action figures. You think your cool because people come up to you and ask you for your damn autograph? Well AH AH! This is the Wrestle Mania 2002 and you aren't cool unless the fans say so, So I'm going to ask the fans that are here tonight exactly what they think of your ass. What?! I said I'm going to ask these fans what they think of your sorry ass so , If you like Triple H I want you to give me a hell yeah! (Crowd What) I said if you like Triple H, I want you to give me a hell yeah! font color="white">(Crowd What) Well it sounds like I'm not going to get a straight answer out of these people, So I'm going to answer the question for them. And the answer is, NO! Nobody likes your sorry ass Hunter, Nobody wants to see you drag your fat ass around the ring getting your ass kicked by people who aren't even worth stepping into the ring with like Chris Jericho or Booker T. Nobody wants to see you walk around saying the same things over and over like, "I Am The Game" and "I Am That Damn Good"... Because quite frankly nobody gives a damn how good you are Hunter because no matter how good you get, Or how good you think you are you are always going to always be a step below Stone Cold. There isn't a damn wrestler in the back that can honestly say that they are in the same rank as 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. And Hunter just because you think that you are the game and you think that nobody is in your rank... Well ok you are right not a damn soul could ever be in your rank because you ABSOLUTELY SUCK! You are nothing Hunter, you never will be anything. And just because you step into the ring with people in higher ranks then you doesn't mean that your rank is going up any. Because the fact of the matter will always remain that you suck and there isn't a damn thing that you can do to change that. And if you think by coming out here night after night and getting your ass kicked is helping you any your dead wrong. You stupid piece of trailer park trash, Until the day that you start winning matches and taking out people like me you are always going to be in the same rank, And the same silly ass bastard that you have been since the day your sorry ass was born. What?! YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME YOU STUPID SON-UVA-BITCH! Enough with the names and more about damn buisness Hunter. I'm pissed off, Hell I'm really pissed off tonight! I don't quite know why... Maybe it's because I'm going into a steel cage against you, Or maybe it's because I can't seem to find a decent damn opponent lately but whatever the damn reason may be the fact of the matter is I am pissed! And that isn't a good thing for you Hunter, It sure the hell isn't a good thing for you because when I'm pissed the one thing I want to do is kick somebodies ass and tonight your my opponent so your the persons ass that I am going to kick. I bet your probably sitting there thinking that you aren't going to get your ass kicked and that it is going to be one simple task to climb up over a twenty foot steel cage but thats where your wrong. It is going to be the hardest damn thing you have ever done to climb over that cage tonight. And if you do manage to do so and win the match, That isn't going to stop me from coming after your ass and kicking it. You stupid piece of god damn trash I am not happy with you or any of these other pieces of shit in the back that call themselves wrestlers. Ha! Wrestlers my ass, If you consider losing matches wrestling and winning all these crap ass worthless titles like Hardcore and European HA! Who in the hell wants to be the Champion of a crap country like Europe. Europe is the biggest crap country in the world. Then theres the Intercontinental Champion, PATHETIC! The only title that is worth shit all in this buisness is the World Championship and the only man who won it so far has been The Rock. All of you other jackasses are a bunch a horse shit! If you think that you can beat Stone Cold, if you think that I am going to be just another push over like yourself, Well guess what? I'm not going to be another easily beaten opponent. Hunter you are going to lose tonight for many other reasons besides you suck! You are goign to get your ass kicked because you came here tonight with the wrong intentions. You came here tonight thinking that you were going to get yourself a piece of Stone Cold but really you stupid piece of crap it is going to be the other way around. Stone Codl is going to get himself a piece of you. And don't be all sad when you lose because you shouldn't be sad, No you should be happy because you walked into the ring with Stone Cold and he let your pathetic, worthless, sorry ass survive. If you last from bell to bell with me then you should consider yourself lucky. You consider yourself extreme Hunter, You consider yourself to be one of the toughest son-uva-bitches to ever step into the ring well sorry to bust your little life bubble but I am not one of the toughest, But I am the toughest son-uva-bitch to ever step into the squared circle. My win loss record is two and two Hunter and tonight with this match against you my win loss record is going to have more wins on it then losses which is more thne I can say for you. If you win this match tonight only God knows hwat in the hell your silly ass record will be. Tonight... I am going to climb that cage, I am going to climb over and my feet will touch that ground and all that will be heard is the 'Glass Shatter' and the announcer will tell the world that I just won my damn match. And that you just got your ass kicked. I know your all probably getting sick of listening to me run my mouth over and over and over but guess what! It doesn't matter because I'm going to tell you all exactly what is on my mind and I'm not going to leave this ring until I am done. Whether you all want me to stay in this ring or not, I am going to do what I want to do and not what you want me to do. Now let me talk some more about my match against Triple H. I know every single one of you are probably thinking what more could I say, I've already been out here a good ten minutes and probably said everything that I could about my match well AH AH! I got hell of alot more that I can say about Triple H and my steel cage match against him tonight. You see I am not all happy about going into this match just one week before Wrestle Mania. What if i get hurt in this match? What if I end up getting hurt so bad that I can't go to Wrestle Mania and win what is rightfully mine from The Rock? Well I am never going to know and neither is anybody else because I am not going to lose, and I sure the hell am not going to get hurt in the ring against little ole` Triple H. Austin Talking About HHH -=(Stone Cold)=- I mean come on look at this son-uva-bitch, He is 6'4", 263 pounds and doesn't know left from right but yet he expects to walk right into the ring with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin and wants a match against him? Who does he think he is? Well i will tell you exactly what I know he is and that is a big (Crowd What) Huge (Crowd What) Steeming (Crowd What) Pile of cow dung! Hunterdon't you think for one second that just because you beat me in my first match that I had back here in the Wrestle Mania 2002 that you are going to repeat history (Crowd What) Because you stupid son-uva-bitch that just isn't going to happen. Hunter, I am going to make sure tonight that you don't win, What?! Because when it all comes down to it to the normal person it may look like that there is nothing on the line in this match tonight but to somebody like me Triple H, There really is a whole hell of alot on the line and one of those things that are on the line tonight is my pride (Crowd What) I said my pride damn it. I am walking into this match from winning my last few matches and hell son I'm on my way to Wrestle Mania. And I know that you have kicked my ass once Triple H, Yeah thats right count it up it's only once but you see I've kicked your ass in a match too which is the match that got me my ticket to Wrestle Mania but this match is the tie breaker (Crowd What) It is going to determine just who is the better man (Crowd What) Me or you, Who is it Hunter, What?! Well I can tell you one thing right here and now and that is, That it's sure the hell not going to be you. But if somehow you do manage to connect with the pedigree before I get your crippled ass up on my shoulder for the Stone Cold Stunner (Crowd What) And the ref's hands go down on the mat for the 1...2... (Crowd What) I bet you were expecting me to say three weren't you? HA! Pathetic! You stupid son-uva-bitch if you do manage to get me down on that mat for the 1, 2, I will kick out and when I get back up onto my feet you will get your ass whipped. I'm not here tonight to mess around or to play your little games, The one thing I am here tonight is to win a damn match. And after tonight I will only be one week away from becoming the 3 time WrestleMania World Heaveyweight Champion (Crowd What) You heard me the first time! And when I do become champion I will be the best damn World Champion this federation have ever seen unlike the current World Champion The Crock. I am going to keep that title longer then anybody in the history of this federation because I'm never going to lose it, But enough about Wrestle Mania and the World Championship because I am here tonight to talk about one man and one man only and that is Triple H. Now back onto the topic of the biggest piece of trailer park trash that I have ever laid my eyes on, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. This Sunday and I'll say it again it's me What?! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin vs Triple H 'The Game' in a twenty foot steel cage (Crowd What) There is only one way in and one way out. And somebody is going to get their ass kicked and it sure as hell isn't going to be me, So who is it going to be, What?! I said who is it going to be and that someone is Triple H. The one and only, One of a kind, The jackass got hair down to his ass and look at me (Crowd What) I don't got no god damn hair at all. Look at me I'm as bald as the sky is blue, And Triple H got more hair on his damn head then a dog. No I'm not trying to make fun of Hunter... Ha! What in the hell am I saying, He looks like a damn monkey with a three foot long nose and not one of those cute monkeys either. One of those really ugly ones that you would find in a jungle up in a tree. HHH you can come down to the ring acting all tough but Stone Cold can see through your little tough act, What?! I said I can see through your little tough act and I can see that you aren't really anything but a scared little wuss. Yeah thats right a scared little wuss who is really afraid to step into the ring with Stone Cold because your scared that you are goign to step into this ring and the first thing that is going to happen is your going to get your ass kicked and your damn right. The first thing that i am going to do is bounce your little head off of all four corners of the damn cage and I plan on making damn sure that you don't get back up either. And if beating your head off of the cage doesn't put you down leaving me enough time to climb over the cage a Stone Cold Stunner sure as hell would, And thats a damn promise. I am walking into that cage tonight with previous ring experience with this guy What?!, And I'm going to tell you right now that this isn't going to be no walk in the park for me. But I can also tell you right now that I am going to make damn sure that this isn't pleasant for Triple H either. I am going to put HHH through as much hell as I can tonight, So much that I can't wait until I get the chance to, I wish that instead of waiting two hours to do it that I could do it right here right now, But I guess I can wait the extra time. It'll give me time to pop back a few beer and get me into the mood for stomping a mudhole in his ignorant ass. (Crowd What) Coming from Greenwich you think he would know some damn manners and instead on challenging me to a damn steel cage match, You would think that a pancy ass son-uva-bitch like him would challenge me to tea and beer with his parents. Why? So instead of just kicking his ass I can kick his whole damn familys asses at the same time! But no Triple H had to take it the hard way and challenge me to a match and well Hunter you better be damn happy because you got your match against me, And this match is a match that you don't have a chance in hell of winning. You stupid piece of trailer park trash, Who in the hell do you think you are challenging me, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Your ugly a shit, I mean come on look at you, You've got hair down to your ass! Then look at me I'm as bald as the son is blue and damn proud of it but with a head full of hair like yours I wouldn't be suprised if that when you went for a walk down your damn street everybody started yelling gorilla! Gorilla! And started to run away. And even if you shaved your head bald like me people still would be running from the monster within the monster, Your damn nose. That things bigger then the eiffel tower, What?! I said that damn nose of yours looks bigger then the eiffel tower, Or the Empire State Building. That things is like three feet long, You should get a nose job. Your parents are rich, Why don't you? What?! You heard me the first time you piece of trash! I hate repeating myself but if your hearing aid four-thousand isb't quite working well, HA! Thats your fault because you are pathetic. Nothing but pathetic and you won't ever be anything but pathetic and thats a damn gaurantee. Your stupid, Pathetic, and most important of all Ugly. The day that you get married and have a wife that doesn't dump you for some jackass in Vegas, Then you'll be doing good. Hell I don't give pity to nobody, Hell son i don't even give pity on myself! But the one person that I would ever even consider giving pity to is to whatever sorry bastard that ends up marrying you and being your wife. What?! There's one thing then running out of nice cold beer on a Sunday afternoon during a Superbowl and that is to be condemned to waking up next to your ugly ass every morning for the rest of their life. It'd be like sleeping in a tree out in the jungle and then waking up and finding a monkey next to them but it isn't really a monkey Hunter, Because in all reality they realize that it isn't a monkey. It's some crazy guy who thinks he can pin Stone Cold Steve Austin to the mat for the 1...2...3, Who always shaves his arm pits, Has a three foot long nose and hair down to his ass. And should go down in history as the man ape. What?! I said Triple H you silly bastard. You should go down in history as the uglyiest damn bastard walking God's green earth. I'm not going to stand out here all night and talk about how ugly your ass is but I just had to get that out of my system because after having to look at your ass in the back there eating your lunch while I was getting myself a steveweiser made me think about it. And well now that thats out of my system I'm going to get off the subject of how ugly you are and straight onto the subject of how terrible your damn wrestling skills are! You dirty, Stinky piece of trash, Think about it. You suck in the ring, You walk down the aisle and into the ring and act like your all tough and you can kick anybodys ass but really, Honestly, Your worst then horse crap! What in the hell were you thinking when you thought up the move the Pedigree. You stick a guys head between your legs, What?! I said you stick a guys head between your legs and you hop up into the air like a jack rabbit and you hit his face off the mat. You jackass, There's nothing special about hitting a guys face off the mat. You'd be lucky to get a two count on anybody with that move and on me, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hell you'd be lucky if you could score a one count. And even if you do manage to get any sort of count Triple H I will get straight back up to my feet and stomp a damn mudhole in your ass and walk it dry, And thats a damn promise. I will take your ass into the corner and give you one boot, Two boots, Three boots, Four boots, Five boots, Hell I'll give you a whole load of boots and i won't stop there, I'll give you another boot. Then I will pick your ass up out of that corner and grab your long greasy hair of yours and give you one right hand, And another, And another, Then another, And then I will grab your hair with my other hand and give you a left hand, And another, And another, And another, And no Triple H the asskicking won't stop there! Because I will give you another right, And a left, And a right followed by a boot to your crotch and then I will hit another Stone Cold Stunner. And you won't remember a damn thing from tonight after that Stone Cold Stunner and I gauran-damn-tee it. I think I'm going to... Nah! I'm going to stay out here just a little bit longer and talk about how poorly your wrestling skills are some more! Like when you run at people and hit their face off your knee. You silly bastard your knee's padded, Is it suppose to hurt or something? because from past experience I can tell you right now that it doesn't hurt, It never did hurt, And it sure the hell never will hurt. I've have faced you many times back in the Wrestle Mania 2000 and Wrestle Mania 2001 but this isn't either of those Hunter, And since then I've gotten one whole hell of alot better. I'm sure you've gotten better too but from what I remember from our last match you didn't do too damn well. I remember nothing but you getting your ass kicked and me getting my hand raised in victory. Now if you were better then Stone Cold wouldn't it be you who would have gotten his hand raised in victory, What?! I said if you were the better man would you have gotten you hand raised in victory and be on your way to Wrestle Mania to face either The Rock or Chris Jericho in the main event? Hell yeah it would but you weren't the man who won the match I was. What?! I said I was and you weren't you jackass. But enough about the past, Hell not enough the past I like talking about how much I kicked your ass! I beat you silly, And I'm going to do it again. You may have a win over me but so what, It was my first match in the Wrestle Mania 2002, But that doesn't matter because it was a bad night. And sicne that night I promised myself that I wouldn't have a bad night again. I promised myself that I wouldn't be the one getting his ass kicked no more, No no no, I am going to be the one kicking ass instead. Think about it for a second Hunter in just two hours you and me are going to be going face to face, head to head, one on one in a steel cage, There will be no where to run when I', about to hit you with the Stone Cold Stunnr. There will be nowhere to run when I am kicking your ass from one end of the ring to the other. There will be nobody to help you, Nobody to save you when your bloody body is on the mat just laying there, moveless. What?! You heard me the first time you piece of crap. I am not going to show you no mercy, I am not going to go easy on you just because you are 'The Game' or because you are 'That Damn Good'. Because however good you are HHH, or nomatter how good you ever become I am always going to be just That Damn Better then you. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about that. i am going to be the next World Champion are you? What?! I SAID ARE YOU! I thought not, Your PATHETIC! You aren't ever going to ammount to anything in this federation and thats something I am willing to stick to because the road to the World Championship is like a race on a long bumpy road. A road that you won't even be able to make it to the starting line without getting knocked down. And tonight I am going to knock you from the top of the mountain straight back down to the bottom with people like Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan where you belong. I am going to take your sorry ass and knock you straight into next Sunday where you can watch me win the World Cyhampionship HHH. Where you can watch all your chances of ever becoming champion go down the drain because once I am champion I am going to be the only champion that there ever will be again. Ha! Because people like The Rock and you are no challenge for me and you never will be a challenge for me. I have no challenge in this federation and thats kind of why I like it here, I can always stay on top and play with what you so call 'The Big Boys' And always come out on top, What?! I said I can always play with the big boys and come out on top every single time. HHH coming into this match you must know that you are way out of your league... And if you don't know I am telling you now. Why don't you go for somebody lower like... Wait, Well, Everybody in the Wrestle Mania 2002 is out of your league so why don't you just go and join some midgit wrestling federation. What?! And then you can go and maybe become the champion if some two foot three inch tall son-uva-bitch shorter then the size of your nose comes along and shows you whose boss, Ha! And I bet that would happen too because you are 'That Damn Shitty'. What?! I said you are that damn shitty and when I say something I damn well mean it you dirty, Lazy piece of crap. And when the little midgit beats your ass you will end up quitting wrestling forever and everybody will be happy because that will leave nothing but the top dogs to fight in the ring. Like me, The Rock, and Chris Jericho... Although they don't compare up to Stone Cold they will have to due as what I am going to let be considered good because there is no better in this federation besides me. Not Sting, not Trish Stratus and definately not that boney piece of crap Diamond Dallas Page. So tonight in that ring this match is going to be just another push over for Stone Cold Steve Austin, Just another win ranked up before Wrestle Mania when I go one on one with either The Rock or Chris Jericho... Which ever man comes out the better man tonight. Which ever way that match goes it doesn't quite matter to me because there couldn't be no easier match then going one on one with the Rock or Chris Jericho except for my match tonight, Going one on one with your sorry ass. I can't wait to go toe to toe with you and whoop your ass, I can't wait to go toe to toe with you and give you a Stone Cold Stunner. My joy of the day today is going to be kicking your sorry ass all over this damn ring Triple H. See that cage up above the ring? What?! I said do you see that damn cage Hunter, Yeah I know you do and thats what me and you are going to be fighting in it.And you better be ready, And you better bring everything you damn well got to the ring because if you don't... You are going to be one sorry son-uva-bitch and thats a damn gaurantee. What?! I said thats a damn gaurantee! I know I've made quite a few promises and gaurantee's up until now. i know I've probably even made a few that I might not be able to even keep but you know something Triple H. I got one more gaurantee to make, No wait a second... Make that a promise Triple H. And that promsie is that when you hear that Glass, What?! I said when you hear that Glass! It's going to be your ASS! And That's The Bottom Line! What?! Cause 'Stone Cold' Said So`! -=(Scene)=- Austin then drops the mic as a 'Glass Shatter' is heard yet again throughout the arena. Austin music begins to play over the P.A. system as Austin goes over to the ring ropes closest to the announce tables and asks Lilian to pass him his cooler full of beer. She hands him his cooler as he takes it and opens it up he grabs two beer out of it and opens them up. He then goes over to the closest corner to where he is and he starts to drink the beer. He drinks it down and then just jumps off of the corner and goes over to the one opposite of it with the same two cans of beer. He starts to drink again when he runs out of beer and he throws the cans out into the crowd. Austin drops off of the corner and goes over to his cooler again and grabs two more cans of beer and then cracks them open. He goes over to the corner next to the one he just came from and he starts drinking down his beer. He drinks and then drops off and goes to the corner opposite of it and starts drinking again. He runs out of beer in one can and just tosses it out into the crowd as he only drinks out of the other and the show goes to a quick commercial break. -=(Scene End)=- Austin Drinkin A Cold One Commercial Break Mentos X-Box Wrestle Mania(Pay Per View Ad) Skittles Commercial Break End -=(Scene)=- The show comes back from the commercial break, And a match goes by including a backstage promo but then the titantron cuts to a backstage part of the arena where 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin is standing with Michael Cole and they are about to do an interview. The camera then zooms in on Austin and Michael as Michael Cold then begins to talk. -=(Scene End)=- -=(Michael Cole)=- Hello everybody, I am Michael Cold and I am standing here with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. Wellfirst off 'Stone Cold' let me wish you luck in your match tonight and your match next week at Wrestle Mania incase I don't see you between now and then. Anyways, Lets get down to buisness, Earlier tonight you were out in the ring and you made quite a few comments about your opponent tonight Triple H and I was wondering if I could ask you a question or two about what you said. First off I would like to ask you do you really think that you can beat Triple H in the ring tonight or is that just a bunch of bluff to try and scare Hunter Hearst Helmsley? -=(Stone Cold)=- What?! Thats one of the stupidest questions you have ever asked me... No wait a second, That is the stupidest damn question you have ever asked me you stupid jackass. What?! I called you a jackass, Yeah thats right! You heard me the first time... And yeha i do think I can beat Triple H in the ring anyday. I've beat him once and I will do it again, There isn't really anything special about HHH or anything that I got to prepare for. All I got to do is get on my wrestling attire, Go down to that ring and do what I do best and that is kick some ass. He may act all tough in front of everybody but you know what Michael I see through all that. I see that he is really scared of me and when he says that he isn't that it's nothing but a big pile of horse shit. He only has basicly three moves that I really got to stay out of the way of and thats the Knee Smash, The Running Knee Hit and the Pedigree and if I can stay out of the way of those moves I have a clear shot at the win. Because just a plain Boot and a Stone Cold Stunner will put that son-uva-bitch out for the count of 1...2...3. And if he thinks that it won't put him out for the 1...2...3 he better think again because when it comes down to it one Stone Cold Stunner will put out anybody. I put out The Undertaker with this move, Booker T and now it is Triple H's move to be put out with it and thats all I've got to say about HHH and whether I can beat him or not, And no Michael nothing I ever say is bluff you stupid piece of crap. -=(Michael Cole)=- Well then that counts out my next question that I had for you but aren't you worried about any outside interferance? Or that maybe Triple H might try to use an illegal object in this match because there is no disqualifications as you know. So if he does decide to use an illegal object in the match there is nothing you or the refferee's can really do about it, So what are your thoughts on that? -=(Stone Cold)=- What in the hell... Are you blind Michael it's a twenty foot steel cage. It will be surrounded by refferees... Who in the hell is going to be stupid enough to try and get past all of the ref's and climb a twenty foot cage just to get a piece of 'Stone Cold'? Well if anybody is that stupid, What?! I said if anybody is that stupid to actually come down to the ring, Get past all of the ref's and try to get over the cage and into the ring to get a piece of me well I say hell, Let them because they will be just coming into the ring to get a mudhole stomped in their ass. I can take on two guys, Hell I can take on three guys so if anybody wants to interfere and help Triple H make his sorry ass attempt at winning then, What?! Then go ahead and let them because quite frankly I don't care how many asses I've got to kick to win this match. Then about Triple H maybe bringing into the ring illegal objects... Hell son I wasn't just born yesterday, Ofcourse the jackass is goign to try and cheat his way to the win. Whether it's people interfering in the match or if it's him using an illegal object I am going to come out on top because I go two illegal objects of my own right here and I'm not affraid to use em. (Austin Gives The Double Birdy To The Camera) Triple H I know your in your locker room watching this so I want you to read the damn sign language you stupid piece of trailer park trash. And if you do decide to bring a weapon into the ring I'm just going to get a bigger can of whoop ass then, Won't I Hunter? What?! Ahhh forget it... Now ask the next damn question. -=(Michael Cole)=- It's pretty clear on what you think about the matter of Triple H cheating to get the win so let me ask you a question or two about Wrestle Mania and your match against The Rock... Or perhaps Chris Jericho. I was wondering who do you think is going to come out on top in that match and does it matter to you on who you face come Wrestle Mania? And why or why not? An Interview With Austin -=(Stone Cold)=- What?! Michael you silly little bastard. Ofcourse I don't give a rats ass on who I face come Wrestle Mania because to me it's all the same. Whether it is The Rock with his rediculous little eyebrow, And his stupid little cheap pops. Or it be Chris Jericho the man who gave up his Intercontinental Championship just to get a shot at the gold. I could care less because one way or the other, Rock or Chris Jericho, I am going to walk straight into Wrestle Mania, Whoop somebody's damn ass and walk out the World Champion. What?! I don't even know why these two men are fighting for the gold tonight because come one week from now I am going to be World Champion no matter who is the champ. Because like I told Triple H, One Stone Cold Stunner will put out anybody and that includes The Rock and Chris Jericho. Y2J with his little Walls Of Jericho and The Rock with his little Peoples Elbow and his little Rockbottom... PATHETIC! Thats what I call those moves Michael, Absolutely pathetic! Just like The Rock and Chris Jericho themselves. They can't wrestle for crap and they both know it, But this match isn't going to be about who can wrestle the best or who has the most popular catch phrases it's going to be about who is willing to go the farthest to get that damn title. So Michael it doesn't matter to me who comes out on top but if I had to personally pick somebody to win it would be The Rock because I would love to have the pleasure of shutting up that cocky ass mouth of his and ripping that little eyebrow straight off his his. And taking his hand and breaking it so that son-uva-bitch will stop doing that annoying ass Just Bring It bullshit! So Yeah, Rock is my choice to win the match now hurry the hell up. I don't got all damn day you know, I got a match to get ready for. -=(Michael Cole)=- Well actually I have quite a few more questions to ask but I will try to make it quick. How do you feel about being the man that is going to be in the main event at Wrestle Mania to fight the champion. I mean, It must feel great to be the man who won that fatal four way match less then a month back at No Way Out against some of the toughest men in the buisness but come Wrestle Mania you won't be going against some of the toughest men in the buisness you will be going against the one toughtest. Possibly the man who won the World Championship tournament or the man who beat the guy that won the World Championship tournament. How does it feel, Just to know that you are going to have the shot at the World Championship and the name of being the toughest man in the buisness? -=(Stone Cold)=- 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, Me, I'm going to Wrestle Mania and hell son it is the best damn feeling anybody can have except for being the World Heavyweight Champion and going to Wrestle Mania. Think about it Michael what man wouldn't want to go to Wrestle Mania? Any man who says that he doesn't want to would be lying! And yeah it feels great to be one of the four men who had the chance to go to Wrestle Mania as the challenger. Triple H, Booker T, and The Undertaker all had their chance and they all had their chance to shine in the light of being the challenger in the main event but HA AH! They all lost the damn match and now Undertaker and Booker T aren't even around anymore and that little piece of trash Triple H, Well he's still here and why? I don't know but he is going to get another asskicking from the 'Rattlesnake' tonight, What?! I said that stupid piece of trailer park trash is about to get an asskicking fro the 'Rattlesnake' in about an hour. Now whats this that you are saying about The Rock and Chris Jericho being the toughest men in the buisness? What the hell! If you think that just because one of them after tonight is going to be world champion that one of them after tonight is going to be the toughest man in the buisness you got it all wrong because to be the toughest man in the buisness... Hell there is no way to be the toughest man in the buisness because there is only one man that can be the toughest man in the buisness and thats me. Michael i am the toughest son-uva-bitch that you'll ever lay your eyes on and thats a fact. I could take on both of these silly bastards, Chris Jericho and The Rock both at the same time and still walk out with the damn title because they have no skills in the ring and their talent is equal to that of a midgit going up against a five hundred pound freak. Now whether you think that just because somebody is champion that they are the toughest man in the buisness, Thats your opinion but the fact will remain that i am the toughest son-uva-bitch in the buisness and thats all I've got to say about Wrestle Mania, Chris Jericho, Or that stupid piece of shit The Rock. -=(Michael Cole)=- Ok ok ok, Well lets get back to talking about your match tonight again Triple H then. You seem extremely confident about stepping into the ring with this man. He has beaten you before and he may just well do it again tonight and well aren't you the least bit nervous stepping into the ring with this man? I know you've said over and over again that you can beat him but with all concepts considered 'Stone Cold' Triple H may not be as easy as a push over as you are making him out to be. I mean come on nobody is that easy of a push over that even a midgit could beat him. But anyways do you think that Triple H even has the slightest chance of winning tonight if maybe he cheated? Or there was interference in your match? -=(Stone Cold)=- Triple H winning the match tonight? Ha! Michael thats so funny!.... NOT! You stupid son-uva-bitch Triple H has no chance what so ever of winning the match tonight. With my winning streak lately compared to his the odd's are very slim that he could even have a chance at winning. The only way HHH woudl even have a chance at beating me Michael is if I tied one arm behind my back and was blindfolded. Even then I would hit the Stone Cold Stunner, With my right arm or the wrong one. It wouldn't really matter because that silly bastard is stepping in the ring with me Michael! Not some bozo the clown. And talking about how Triple H isn't going to be a push over, What are you going on about because I could care less whether he is or he isn't because I'm not going to be a pushover either. I'm going to go out to that ring tonight, Step into that steel cage and give it a hundred... No make that a hundred and one percent and I am going to make damn sure that I climb over the top of that cage and make damn sure that Howard Finkle announces me as the winner. And him cheating isn't something that I'm really worried about because whether he got a sledge hammer or a baseball bat, or even a rubber chicken it gives me just as much of an advantage as him because remember Michael you can't climb a cage with a damn weapon in your hand. And if he happens to drop that weapon he is going to get beat on with something that he thought would get his sorry ass the advantage, And about interference... Not a chance. I've talked about interference just way too much Michael. And yeak I am confident and you want to know why? I'm walking into the ring with an oversized monkey as an opponent. This guy has no clue once so ever how to wrestle and he knows it. I've told you and the world earlier how I felt about him, His looks and his stupif wrestling skills and i don't think I am going to talk about it again because I feel like i don't have to. So I'm just going to say two more things Michael. First of all I want to ask you why in the hell, What?! I said why in the hell you ask such stupid questions all the damn time? Ahhh, Forget that. And second and last of all I want to say one last thing about Triple H. And that is Hunter if you do plan to bring a weapon to the ring tonight, Or if you plan on having somebody interfere in our match tonight you better remember one thing and that is that the cage is a weapon itself and I'm not afraid to use it to draw blood from your damn face and thats all I've got to say about Wrestle Mania, Triple H, or any of that other crap. Now Michael Cold if you don't mind I got things to do and places to go, Like get me a damn beer and go get ready for my cage match against Triple H... Oh yeah one more thing... And That's The Bottom Line! WHAT?! Cause 'Stone Cold' Said So`! -=(Michael Cole)=- Well Stone Cold thank you for the interview and well since you have things to do I will let you go do them and well thats it I gues... This is back to you King and J.R. -=(Scene)=- After Michael Cole finished talking Austin looks at him for a second, and shoves him out of the way. He storms off down the hall as the cameras then cut to ringside where seated are 'Good Ole' Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler. The cameras focus in on them as J.R. then begins to speak. -=(Scene End)=- -=(Jim Ross)=- Well King, 'Stone Cold' seems pretty mad going into the match tonight and well I just hope that his determination pays off and he wins the match. Because there is no man more deserving of another win then that man right there. -=(Jerry Lawler)=- Ha! No man no deserving J.R, Try Triple H. He deserves this win way more then Stone Cold and if he does win it lets just say that it will be a great day here in the Wrestle Mania 2002, Exspecially since Triple H's opponent is that beer drinking, Foul language talking idiot 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. -=(Jim Ross)=- Well King thats your opinion and well we are going to have to go to another commercial break. -=(Scene)=- With that being said the show goes to another commercial break. -=(Scene End)=- ** End of Role Play **