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Elite Pro Wrestling's
Bret Hart Roleplay Number : '#019' | WME Record : 'W00-L00-D00' | Next Match : 'Vs. Booker T Vs. Johnny Stamboli' wMe Career Achievements : 'None Yet'
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Forward - Last
week on Slam we saw one hell of a main event between 4 of the
best, 4 of the best on Slam and they were going at it to see who
would advance in the Lethal Lottery. Sid Vicious and Scott
Steiner took on the team of Bret Hart and Randy Orton, it was a
hard faught battle but Bret Hart and Randy Orton came out the
winners. It all started back at Vengeance, as Bret Hart and Randy
Orton teamed with each other at Vengeance last month's pay per
view. That is when it all began with the two of them teaming for
the first time against 'the man beast' Rhyno and 'The Juice' Juvi
Guerrera. Randy Orton and Bret Hart won the match after Randy
Orton hit the RKO on Rhyno to win the match for his team. People
were starting to say that Orton would win each time for his team
like he was carrying Bret Hart all the way through. But the week
after they had to team once again and this time they had to take
on 2 of the best in the WME, Steve Corino and Rob Van Dam. It was
one hell of a match and Bret Hart won the match for his team as
he made Rob Van Dam tap out of the sharpshooter. But then the
week after they had to team for the very last time as they took
on the team of Sid Vicious and Scott Steiner and they won that
match. As Scott Steiner tapped out of the sharpshooter and Bret
Hart won the match for his team the second week running. As Bret
and Randy celebrated, Bret turned his back to Orton something he
will be kicking himself now for doing Randy Orton came up behind
Bret Hart and he hit the RKO. A move that Bret Hart has said
Randy Orton stole from Diamond Dallas Page, but next week on Slam
which of the two finishers will be more successful? The RKO? Or
perhaps Orton will tape out of the sharpshooter who knows what
finisher will be more successful, but this match has the makings
of a classic. Perhaps one of the best matches on Slam for a very,
very long time and the winner will go to face Sean O'Haire for
the ultimate prize in sports entertainment today the WM2K1
Championship. That is what it is all about the WM2K1 Title and
two men will fight on Slam to get a shot at the title and to face
Sean O'Haire. For the last few weeks Randy Orton and Bret Hart
have been tag team partners but now they must face each other, it
is all about the WM2K1 Championship. So make sure you check this
out and a whole more including a number one contenders match for
the US Championship at SummerSlam between two former partners Sid
Vicious and Scott Steiner. This and a whole lot more goes down on
monday night, it can only be the number one WME show, monday
night WME SLAM! - End
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Scene - The WME
cameras open up on another high way road somewhere as the roads
are filled up with cars and lorries who are travelling off
somewhere in the USA or may be even Canada. Canada is of course
where Slam is this monday night as Bret Hart takes on Randy Orton
in his home country all the fans will get behind Bret Hart to win
in his home country. There was a sign though a few miles back and
it read 'Nova, Scotia', which is where Slam is this week for the
number one show in the WME. But what are the WME cameras going on
the road leading off to Nova, Scotia where the arena is for Slam
this week. The WME cameras focus on one car in particular and it
is a big car, in comparison to the others, as the WME cameras get
closer to the car, we can see it is a hummer and in fact the
hummer which belongs to Bret Hart. The camera can see that there
are three men in the car two in the back, and one man driving in
the front. The two men in the back are indeed Jimmy Hart and Jim
Neidhart and driving is Bret Hart. The WME cameras get inside of
the hummer as they pick up the conversation between three of
them. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Well that rookie Randy Orton has came
out and he has been saying even more stuff about me now, I've
just about had enough of him now. " |'The
Anvil'| |Jim Neidhart| " WHAT THIS TIME? " |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " Yeah, baby I never saw him say
anything time what did he say? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " You should of seen him the other day
about me, well he thinks that I have weaknesses all over my body
which incorrect. Because you know what Randy I am experienced and
I know what you are going try with me but I wont let you. If you
try to go for my weaknesses thats fine because I shall just go
for yours as well and you know what they say, go for a man's
strengths. Strange I know but they will never expect you to go
for his strengths so why not go for Orton's strengths. Oh I
forget he doesnt have any strengths, poor Randy not having any at
all. Randy you are a funny guy, you are the greatest pro wrestler
on the slam and the whole WME roster? Dont make me laugh because
that is in fact the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
You are not even close to being the greatest ever on the WME
roster, not even close sunshine. " |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " He thinks he is the greatest baby? No
chance in hell baby Bret Hart is the greatest ever on the WME
roster or even the WWF/WWE roster baby. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah, he is talking about how I was
wrestling in 1992 and 1992 was a big year for me as I won my
first WWF title then. Has Randy ever won a WWF Title? I mean has
he even won the WWF Hardcore Tite? No he hasnt, in fact he has
never done anything in the WWF/WWE. I did so much in the WWF and
I will do a whole lot more here in the WME and my first thing
that I will achieve is the WM2K1 Championship from Sean O'Haire
at SummerSlam. Randy remind me how I am hitting my 50's? I am 46
you dork damn that is not even near 46 and if you look at a
legend like Ric Flair he was wrestling into that sort of age and
more. But you dont see you moaning about him and I wasnt so old
last week was I? You didnt mind me being 46 last week when I made
Scott Steine tap out or even RVD the week before. " |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " Yeah he wanted you on his team last
week baby, you wasnt too shabby last week but now he is saying
this stuff about you being old. It's just old news baby. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Old news is exactly what it is, I am
sick of Randy Orton going on about how I am 46, so what? I am
still kicking ass at 46 must make me even better than I actually
thought I was. Imagine if I had to take you on when I was 35 when
I was at my very best, imagine that Randy because I would kick
your ass easily then and I will kick your ass easily this week as
well. Get killed? I wont get killed by you, or by anyone the only
person who will kill Bret Hart is in fact Bret Hart. I shall be
wrestling and kicking ass until I go to my damn grave. " |'The
Anvil'| |Jim Neidhart| " BRET, YOU NEED TO TEACH THIS ROOKIE A
LESSON. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Oh Jim, dont worry I will teach him a
lesson he will never forget. My move is me sitting on your ass?
You have to be joking right? It is nothing like that fool, I lock
your legs under me and I will snap them as well. What about your
move eh? The RKO, the Randy Knock Out what about that then?
" |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " Bret baby you mean the diamond
cutter. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah I know Randy Orton has just
copied that from DDP and called it the RKO, how sad can you get?
Well as sad as Randy Orton, which is very, very sad indeed. So
Randy you really think you will beat me on Slam? You really think
you can defeat me? Me a wrestling GOD, a wrestling LEGEND and the
best there is ever. You think you will beat me? No chance my
friend because I will kick your ass from Nova, Scotia straight
back to your home state of Missouri where you can go farm with
your dad the cowboy. " |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " Yeah Randy Orton sucks about as much
as his dad and grandad Bob Orton and Bob Orton Sr. Bret you know
that you put them two into hospital, well I think that Randy
Orton will be following them there baby. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah haha Randy is going to be joining
his dad and gradad in the hospital. You should of see him though
he was saying I was a dinosaur, what the hell is that all about.
I am not 46 million years old you dumbass I am 46 and this 46
year old here is going to kick your ass monday night on Slam.
Yeah like you say you gave me a RKO last week on Slam. but you
know what Randy you gave me that RKO on Slam and then you ran
away. Like a coward just like you Randy Orton like the coward you
are. Why didnt you stay in the ring with me? Why didnt you stay
there and fight me like a man instead of hitting me with your
copied finisher and then running away? " |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " I know baby, because he is scared of
you he didnt want to face you because he knows you would kick his
ass in that very ring last week baby. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Randy you are talking about facing
Sean O'Haire, you keep talking about how you are going to face
Sean O'Haire at SummerSlam. But you seem to be forgetting one
thing and that is the fact you have to get pass me first and I
will not let you get pass me I shall make sure that I beat you
down on Slam. You talk about me going to be extinct on Slam,
there is no chance of that the only thing that is going to happen
on Slam is that I am going to lock you in that sharpshooter. Lock
it on good and hard and then you are going to tap out like the
baby you are, you will scream. Then when you tap out the bell
will go making me the winner. But Randy I wont let go I will hold
on the sharpshooter and then I will snap your damn legs and make
sure you never walk again. Make sure your in a wheel chair 24/7
and make sure I book my place in the main event for SummerSlam.
" |'Mouth Of
South'| |Jimmy Hart| " Very true baby, but you seen all the
people that Randy Orton has beaten though? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah I have, Rob Van Dam two times,
but I have beaten him as well you know. Scott Steiner three times
and again I have beaten him. Sid Vicious yet another person I
have beaten as well. Steve Corino another person that I have
beaten as well. Rhyno yeah been there done that and beaten him as
well. The Juice he has beaten yeah I have as well, the people he
beats are the people he faced when he tagged with me because
basically I helped him beat all those people. Anyway guys I hear
Ric Flair is in town and some hotel so I think we should go visit
him as he is the co owner of Slam you know and well he is a
legend and Randy Orton says he is going to kill legends so I
think we should perhaps warn him before Randy tries anything.
" The hummer is scene
driving along a road which leads to a big nice hotel in, Nova,
Scotia. Where the Slam event will be this week for the number one
show in the WME. It shows the hummer pulling up outside of the
hotel and Bret Hart tells Jim and Jimmy to stay there as Bret
then leaves them in hummer and he goes into the hotel. He goes up
to the front desk and asks what room Ric Flair is in. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Hi there, do you know what room number
Ric Flair's room is by any chance? " |'Receptionist'|
|Tim| " Yes, room 46, its on
the third fourth floor. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Ok,thanks. " Bret then goes to
the lift and he goes inside and presses 4 on the buttons as the
lift takes him up to floor 4 he then gets there and walks through
the lift doors. He walks down the corridor looking for the door
numer 46, he then finds it and he knocks on the door and then Ric
Flair comes to the door he lets him in. They shake hands as they
go and sit down on the sofa in his hotel room and talk about
various stuff. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Hey Ric. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Hey there Bret. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " How you doing Ric? " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am doing good man I
cant wait until Slam my friend it is going to be off the hook,
should be one hell of a main event though. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " I think it should be a great main
event as well I am realy looking forward to it, I mean I am
looking forward to beaing Randy Orton's ass all over my home
country. WOOOOOOOO! " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Haha we shall see it should be a close
match, a good one though. So was there anything in particular you
wanted Bret? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Sort of, as I consider you as probably
the biggest legend ever in the wrestling industr, I mean you are
a 16 time World Champion. You are the nature boy you are the
biggest legend ever in wrestling. Even though I beat you back in
1992 for the WWF Title, but that was only one match. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " WOOOOOOOOOOO! I know I am the biggest
legend in wrestling history, so what has that go to do with
anything then Bret? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Ahh well, you know how Randy Orton has
a new nickname? " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " What? The third generation wrestler?
" |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " No. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Err, The Future? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " No, the legend killer! " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Oh right, I didnt know that but oh
right the legend killer, we better watch out then eh Bret? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah monday night he wants to kill me
because he knows I am a wrestling legend although it will never
happen, but after that I think he is going to come for you Ric. I
think he is going try and kill you after he fails to kill me, so
you should just watch your back Ric. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " I suppose I better watch my back on
monday night then, but if he is coming for you first, you should
watch your back. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah true, are you worried? " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Well WOOOOOOOOOOO! I am the biggest
wrestling legend alive so yeah I am a bit you know he might want
to come after me if I am the biggest legend. What you going to do
about it then Bret? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " I was thinking that I could ring the
police station here in Nova, Scotia I am not worried about Randy
Orton trying to kill me because he cant beat me, no chance in
hell. But you Ric you are vunerable being quite old and that, I
shall inform the police for you Ric. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Ok thanks, Bret. Is that all you
wanted? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yeah, oh wait a minute you have a PS2
down there, and you have the 'legends of wrestling' game. Can I
play it I know I am on it I wont be long I will kick all there
asses. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " Oh ok, its not mine though its David's
I swear. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Ohh sure. " Bret Hart then puts
the game in and he begins to play on it, he picks him Bret Hart
against Billy Graham and he beats him after about 5 minutes after
a sharpshooter. He then smirks as Ric smiles as well, he then
faces The Iron Sheik, and he beats him as well after a few
minutes from the sharpshooter. Next up is the million dollar man
Ted DiBiase, he beats him after a few minutes as well. He then
beats Jerry Lawler, Kobo B Ware, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, Hulk Hogan,
Dan Muraco, Fritz Von Erich, Captain Lou Albano, Nikolai Volkoff,
King Kong Bunby, Kevin Von Erich, Harley Race, Greg Valetine,
Ricky Steamboat, George Steel, Dynamite Kid, Ivan Putski, Road
Warrior Hawk, Road Warrior Animal, Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson,
Eddie Gilbert, Dory Funk Jr., Mr Fuji, David Von Erich, Tony
Atlas, Tito Santana, Rick Martel, Michael Von Erich, One Man Gang
and Terry Funk. He beats them all and he then looks at Ric Flair
who is nearly falling asleep and he says to him. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Well I beat all them legends, and I am
one legend that Randy Orton will not kill, anyway Ric I am off
man thanks for the time. It was good talking to you anyway I
shall see you on monday night on Slam. " |'The Nature
Boy'| |Ric Flair| " See you then and its no problem Bret,
good luck monday night it should be a great match bye for now
then. " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " I wont need luck, Orton is the one who
will need all the luck he can get, bye for now then. " Bret then shakes the
hand of Ric Flair and puts down the playstation controller and he
leave the hotel room Ric is staying and he then leaves the hotel.
He gets back in the car and then smirks to himself, as he then
gets out his cell phone while Jim and Jimmy chat to each other as
he rings somebody on his cell phone. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Hello, is that Nova, Scotia police?
" |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Yes it is, is there a problem? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Hi, my name is Bret Hart, there is no
problem at the moment but there might be soon enough, well monday
night in fact. " |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Oh yeah? What is that then? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " This man called Randy Orton is
threatening to kill all the wrestling legends, and one of those
is me Bret Hart I am not bothered about it because I can take
him. But my friend Ric Flair is worried because he is a legend
and he is old and well he cant fight like he used to. I just want
you to keep an eye on monday night WME Slam. Could you do that?
" |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Yes sure, what was his name again?
" |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Randy Orton. " |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Ok, did he say he was going to kill
you? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Well he said he is the legend killer
and well I am a legend so yeah he has said he is going to kill me
and all the other legends in wrestling. " |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Oh ok I shall make sure my team keeps
an eye out on monday night. You are sure he is going to kill your
friend Ric Flair? " |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " Yes very and all the other legends as
well, just make sure you watch out for him, he is a dodgy
character. " |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Ok, I will thanks for the information.
" |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " No problem bye then. " |'Police
Guy'| |Zack| " Bye. " Bret then puts his
cell phone down and he then drives off somewhere else as the WME
goes to a quick commercial break. The WME comes back from the
commercial break at some church and a hummer has just arrived
there and the three men Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart and Jimmy Hart
get out of the hummer. They walk past the church and go straight
to the grave yard where there lays full empty holes with grave
stones there with 4 people's name on them. The first one says Ric
Flair, the second one says Hulk Hogan the third one says Dusty
Rhodes and the fourth one says Bret Hart. Bret Hart smirks as he
then begins to talk to the two of them about the grave stones
with his and 3 other people's names on them. |'The
Hitman'| |Bret Hart| " You see here we have the grave stones
of 4 legends in wrestling but you will see for yourself they are
in fact empty. So I can say that Randy Orton has not killed any
of them so therefore that doesnt make him a legend killer and
well he goes on about he is a legend killer. But I dont see any
bodies here of any of the legends and well that doesnt make him a
legend killer at all so how he can say that is just a joke. I am
not sure about the other 3 but I am not going to end up in this
grave, the other three might well end up in the graves here but I
am one legend is not going to lay down and let him beat me. I
shall not let Randy Orton kill me I shall be the one killing him.
Because come monday come Slam I am going to take down Randy Orton
and make him tap out like the bitch that he is and go to
SummerSlam to face Sean O'Haire for the WM2K1 Championship. But
you know Randy Orton's killing abilities are about as phoney as a
Vanilla Ice concert! " Bret Hart and the
other 2 then being to laugh and then him, Jim Neidhart and Jimmy
Hart walk out of the grave yard past the church and they get back
into there hummer. The hummer then drives away from there off to
the arena perhaps for slam or back to there house even as the WME
goes to a commercial break. The WME goes to a commercial break
and will be back after a short break for some more WME action, so
stay tuned for more action just after this short break it should
be good. Excellently Executed : 'HBK, Sting, Undertaker, The Juice, Rhyno, Rob Van Dam, Steve Corino, Scott Steiner, Sid Vicious, Randy Orton?' |