-{Forward}- After a few months, the wwf's Vincent K McMahon has decided to reopen his own business for the fans. The fans in big portions were protesting and writing in letters to the titan towers to get it to reopen the beloved World Wrestling Federation. So Vince McMahon was forced to open the world wrestling federation once again, but he had no more superstars under contract. So he picked up his phone, and firstly rang Stone Cold Steve Austin, the biggest wwf superstar in history! Vince McMahon begged the rattlesnake to come back, so his business would sky rocket once again. So Stone Cold said oh hell yeah and the wwf started coming back to town. After a couple of days, Vince McMahon had sorted everything out. He had quite a few superstars on the roster, he also had the arena set up for Raw. So everything was in place, the tickets were also sold out. So Vince McMahon made the first card of the wwf's reopening. The main event is Stone Cold Steve Austin against the phenom The Undertaker! This match is sure to be good and in my eyes, it is going to be a slobber knocker! That's all for this weeks secret eye. I will be back next week-{Forward-) -{Forward}- The programme before WWF's Raw programme comes to an end and the commercials start to flow. The adverts such as “Stackers 2” and “Raw for the X-Box” come to an end after a couple of minutes and then a black screen comes up with "Warning: The following program may contain some violent or sexual content. Parental guidance is advised.” The screen then reads WWF and has the world known sign on it! A small video dedicated to tonight's main event starts, it shows highlights of the big Austin/McMahon feud, before the wwf shut. The video ends and a live arena is shown! A sign says WWF SOLD OUT! On it, the camera then goes inside the arena and has a birds eye view to it. It then shows everybody in the crowd and it goes around and shows banners like “The Great One!”, “Y2Sucks” and others like “What?!” The camera then zooms out and then focuses on the entrance where fireworks are setting off and where the pre show display is shown! Then the cameras cut to down by ringside where Jerry 'The King' Lawler and 'Good Ole' Jim Ross are seated. After the cameras are on them for about five second Jim Ross begins to speak.-{Forward}- J.R: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to this history making night! The wwf is back and so is Raw! And I tell you something, I can see allot of things going on tonight, because tonight we have some great matches, epically the main event, which is going to be Stone Cold Steve Austin against The Undertaker. This match just by the title will be a slobber knocker! These two wrestlers have represented the wrestling industry for years and they will always be in the history of the wwf! Jerry "The King" Lawler: Well I must agree J.R tonight is going to be an excellent night! The WWF will show us all yet an another amazing night like it used to! But the main event, just as you said J.R. It will be a great match and it is going to be very promising! I think Undertaker turn out the winner! Because he has the experience and the capabilities of becoming a true champion! I still reckon it will be a close match but The Undertaker will come out of the match with his first win under his belt! J.R: Well I don't know how you can be so sure about that! My money is still on Stone Cold to win this match. He is the toughest s.o.b in the wwf and I have strong believe in him. But Jerry, Stone Cold is in the back now and Coach is next to him to ask a couple of question to the Texas Rattlesnake! *The cameras on the titantron then turn to the back, we see Stone Cold Steve Austin in the back with his back turned to Michael Cole. They are standing in front of a Raw screen in which they usually do interviews in front of. Cole has a mic and starts the interview off* Michael Cole: Stone Cold Steve Austin! You are back to witness the rebirth of the wwf! Why and how does it feel to be back in the family of the wwf? Stone Cold Steve Austin: What? Well Stone Cold Steve Austin, is back in the wwf, what? I said Stone Cold is back in the wwf! Yeah your damn right. Stone Cold came back to the wwf to do one thing, and that one thing was to open the can of whoop ass on every single person in that roster! I don't care what there name is, if its Chris Jericho, *crowd shout what?!* if its HHH *crowd shout what?!* if its Chris Benoit *crowd shout what?!* if its Goldberg*crowd shout what?!* Or even if its The Undertaker *crowd shout what?!* I said even if its The Undertaker,, what?! Well, the wwf title is what I have worked for, it is what I have lived for and for damn sure it is what I am going to get! Stone Cold says that he will whoop the ass of anybody in the back because he doesn't give a rats ass about anybody! Coachman, you say I am here to 'witness' the rebirth of the wwf! Stone Cold Steve Austin is not going to witness it! Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be at the rebirth and he is going to kick the 7 foot tall piece of trash The Undertaker while the rebirth is taking place! The rebirth of the wwf would never happen if the Texas rattlesnake wasn't down in that ring, opening a can of whoop ass or opening a 6 pack of stevewiesers! But Coachman, you also say how does it feel? Well Stone Cold Steve Austin will tell you how it feels! Stone Cold Steve Austin feels like he is going to get this foot, and kick the ass of every single damn superstar in the back with it! Stone Cold Steve Austin is not going to hold back to any son of a bitch in the back! If it is a 7ft monster to a 4ft tall midget the Texas Rattlesnake does not give a rats ass what or who it is cause that can of whoop ass will still be opened on them! Coach, when the wwf was closed. When I was in the shopping mall with my wife Debra, little kids used to walk past me and talk to their friends, what they didn't realize is that I could hear them! They used to say that I am a past wrestler, they used to say wwf kicked me out, burnt my contract just like every other no good superstar! I used to look them in the eye, my blue eyes would make eye contact with them and I thought to myself, one day I will become the wwf champion once again to show the world who and what I am! But after a few months more and more kids started doing it. None of them would ask for my autograph, none of them, not like when I was wwf champion, people after people came up to me, so I said to myself, when the wwf reopens I will win that wwf title if its the last thing I do. Because quite frankly Coach I need that wwf title around my waist to prove to the world I am the toughest son of a bitch in the wwf today! I will climb that ladder! If it is step by step! Stone Cold Steve Austin has only one goal and that goal is to become the best once again and become the wwf champion! Michael can you see these tears in my eyes? Michael Cole: Yes MR. Austin I can. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well Cole those tears are not because I am upset it is because I need that wwf title so badly it is pain to not have it! Michael I need that wwf title! Oh hell yeah do I need it! And Cole I will not stop until when I go to the mall with my wife Debra, when those kids come up to me and ask for my autograph, not until I am once again the figure head of the wwf! I don't care what any of you try to do to me, if Vince McMahon tries to screw me so be it! Stone Cold will just have to open a can of whoop ass on the owner as well! Cause Stone Cold doesn't give a rats ass about him, all I care about is my wwf title! So anybody that wants to screw me just bring it now! Just Bring your asses to me so they can be served right back to you! But when I serve them back to you, do not expect them to be in the same condition, no no no. Expect it to be beaten, Because Stone Cold Steve Austin will heat all your asses up and kick them then serve it right back to you! Coach: Well Stone Cold, you have spoke about the wwf title! But how did you keep in shape during the couple of months the wwf was out of business? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Let me tell you something, Stone Cold ever since the wwf closed its doors, Stone Cold Steve Austin has been going down the gym every single damn day for 4 hours. I would lift some weights, go for runs, on the running machine. I would swim. I would do anything to keep myself in shape. I was their for endless hours, I worked to my own limits and beyond. I used to work away from all the other people in the gym. I used to not make any communication to anybody. Until that one day, do you want me to tell you what happened? What?! I will tell you anyway. Stone Cold was in the gym and he was lifting his weights and some piece of trash walked into the room and he thought that he could take on anybody, he had an ego bigger then Chris Jericho, he walked down and looked at me in my eyes. He then laughed and said to me, your that old wrestler who got kicked out of the wwf just before it closed. Stone Cold Steve Austin then gave him a simple 'what?!' he then carried on saying what he said before and do you know what? He tried to cuss stone cold Steve Austin. So I looked around and I saw a dozen people looking at me and him, we were eye to eye. Then I punched him and gave him the biggest Stone Cold Stunner that he had ever witnessed. He was out cold on the floor and I bent down to him and said these exact words "Stone Cold will one day win the wwf title and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!" That man never went to that gym again, do you know why? Its because he was scared of what Stone Cold Steve Austin would do to him! Just like every single damn person in the back is! So from then Stone Cold worked harder then ever and he made sure that he was in the best condition that he has ever been in and I tell you now I feel great and Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to win that title and I am going to climb that ladder by kicking everybody's ass in the back as well as anybody that tries to get in my way. Coach: Well Stone Cold, you seem to want that title very much but at the moment the title is not up for grabs to anybody at the moment until the tournament which could be happening in the next couple of weeks. But lets look tonight you have a match tonight on Raw against the 7ft tall monster, The Undertaker what are your views going into the match and how do you think you will be able to put up with The Undertaker? Stone Cold Steve Austin: Well Stone Cold Steve Austin faces the 7ft tall Undertaker, what?! I said Stone Cold faces the 7ft tall Undertaker. In what kind of match? I don't give a rats ass. Cause Stone Cold will walk down to the ring, jump up to each turnbuckle and raise up my middle fingers like I used to do, I will then wait for Undertaker to get in the ring then I will kick his ass from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, rope to rope. So Stone Cold says bring Undertaker to the ring, bring his dead ass their and we will see Stone Cold Steve Austin opening a can of whoop ass on that piece of dead crap! Undertaker, you have not seen me in my current state and I am telling you this now you don't want to because I am bigger and better then ever and nobody will stop me cause I am now the bionic rattlesnake. Well this interview is over and that's the bottom line! -{Scene}-After half an hour-- The crowd are on their feet excited about the first Raw coming up. They are all holding their signs up high in the air hoping that they might get on TV with their signs. he camera's go to J.R and The King, they are both sitting down after watching a dark match before the Raw show starts-{Scene}- J.R: Well Ladies and Gentlemen it was just half an hour ago when Stone Cold was in the back talking to Jonathan Coachman. Stone Cold seemed very confident and in his view he was in the best shape of his career. But he still has to prove himself by kicking the ass of Undertaker tonight. Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yes I totally agree Austin has to prove what he said back their is true, to tell you the truth I don't think he will prove because as I said earlier he will get beaten by The Undertaker, Stone Cold has no..... -{Scene}- All of a sudden 'Glass Shatter' is heard throughout the arena followed by the theme of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. -{Scene}- -{J.R}- There he is King! There he is! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin. -{Jerry 'The King' Lawler}- The only change he has of winning tonight is if he cheats, and if he cheats he will get disqualified so Undertaker is going to walk out champion -{Scene}- Austin makes his way out onto the ramp wearing a black "What!" t-shirt and a pair a low cut jeans. He has on a pair of hiking boots and two leg braces. As he makes his way out onto the ramp the crowd all rise to their feet cheering and screaming in the spite of seeing 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin for the first time on WWF television. Austin makes his way down the ramp as people put out their hands to try and get Austin to slap hands with them but Austin just walks straight down to the ring not paying attention to anybody on his way. When Austin gets to the ring he walks over to the closest set of stairs and he climbs them up to the apron and into the ring over the second rope. Austin makes his way to the corner farthest from him and climbs up to the second rope and raises both of his arms up into the air mouthing off to the crowd. After about fifteen seconds up on the rope he drops off and goes to the one opposite of it,Climbs it to the second rope but this time doesn't raise his arms. He just looks around into the crowd and such and then drops off and goes to the corner next to it and raises his arms into the air. He then stays there for a moment, Looking like he is thinking and then drops off and goes over to the corner opposite, And raises his arms up into the air and starts mouthing off as he did on the first turn buckle. Austin then drops his arms down and just mouths off for a moment and then drops off of the turnbuckle and just starts to pace back and fourth in the ring for a few seconds. He then asks for a mic from Lillian Garcia who is located over by the announce tables and she passes him one. The crowd then gets a little bit louder when Austin starts to draw the mic to his mouth and they all scream What?! In unicin. Austin then draws the mic away from his mouth as he just stands there and waits for the crowd to simmer down and as they do he draws it back to his mouth and he speaks just one single word that sends the crowd completely crazy. -{Scene}- Stone Cold Steve Austin: What? *crowd what* What? *crowd what* What? *crowd what* Stone Cold Steve Austin *crowd what* tonight *crowd what* goes one on one with that 7ft tall piece of dead trash The Undertaker, what?! I said Stone Cold Steve Austin goes one on one with the 7ft piece of crap The Undertaker in a one on one competition *crowd what* We go one on one wand only one of us can come out on top, what? I meant only one person can come out of this match the winner. And I will tell you this, what? I said I will tell you that Stone Cold Steve Austin is not going to lose to that piece of crap called The Undertaker! What? Stone Cold is going to get a can, what? He is going to get a can of whoop ass! What?! *crowd what* Then he is going to open it right on The Undertaker! WHAT?! But tonight Undertaker its going to be a big point in your career, its going to be the night where Stone Cold Steve Austin officially puts a price on your ass! 3:16 is going to put on your ass and Stone Cold is going to kick your ass until its check out time! So Stone Cold Steve Austin goes one on one against the man that calls himself the dead man, the man that calls himself the american bad ass, the man who calls himself the phenom and the man that says Deadman INC. Well Stone Cold Steve Austin says he does not care what he decides to call himself tonight because his ass will be taken to the ring, it will be dragged around the ring and it is going to get beaten the living hell out of by Stone Cold Steve Austin, what?! (Crowd What) What?! (Crowd What) What?! (Crowd What) What?! (Crowd What) The Undertaker is my opponent here tonight (Crowd What) Undertaker came here tonight expecting to win (Crowd What) Undertaker thinks that Stone Cold is just going to be another pushover (Crowd What) Undertaker thinks that Stone Cold is going to be just another pushover! (Crowd What) I said, Undertaker thinks Stone Cold's going to be just another pushover (Crowd What) So Stone Cold was in the back and wanted a some food so Stone Cold got in his truck in the back, he then decided to go to the McDonalds drive in (Crowd What) So Stone Cold Ordered a halapinia burger (Crowd What) A chicken fried stake sandwich (Crowd What) A chilly cheese dog with extra onions (Crowd What) French fries (Crowd What) Tater tots (Crowd What) And washed it down with one beer (Crowd What) Two beers (Crowd What) Three beers (Crowd What) A shot of whisky (Crowd What) A margarita (Crowd What) And a bloody mary (Crowd What) And I said Stone Cold why lose, when you can win.(Crowd Cheers) Undertaker you show up tonight with that big bad, american badass look (Crowd What) Your bandana (Crowd What) Your sunglasses (Crowd What) Your goatie (Crowd What) And your stupid little motorcycle. Well Undertaker you can drive your little motorcycle to the ring (Crowd What) Park it on the ramp (Crowd What) Turn the engine off (Crowd What) And climb into the ring, to witness first hand, Stone Cold stomping a mudhole in your ass (Crowd What) Undertaker you run your mouth about your decade of destruction back in the WWF, how you did it all. You made people famous, and you've even captured the World Championship one or two times, but Undertaker this isn't the old WWF, this is the new wwf! (Crowd Cheers) Tonight Stone Cold plans on beating the crap out of you in a strap match. (Crowd What) I said tonight I plan on kicking the crap out of The Undertaker! Undertaker you say your the only good thing to come out of Texas, but the thing is your not a good thing, you just a fat (Crowd What) disgusting (Crowd What) old (Crowd What) idiot (Crowd What) Undertaker cant you take that your now an old guy? Well Stone Cold says that it doesnt matter anymore, what? I said it doesn't matter anymore because Stone Cold Steve Austin will kick your ass, then put you on a ambulance bed, then after that you will wake up in the hospital on your bed wondering what the hell has happened to you! What?! Stone Cold Steve Austin said that he is going to put you into hospital after he beats you in that steel cage match! Well as I said its a steel cage match and everybody knows when this rattlesnake walks into cages, he is always the first one out! Cause Stone Cold is going to walk to that cage and he is going to beat the crap out of taker and then walk out that cage. Stone Cold Steve Austin will not break a damn sweat? What? I said he wont break into a sweat cause Stone Cold can kick Undertaker's ass without even having to worry about what he is going to do to me! -{Scene}-After Austin has said his final words he drops the mic in the middle of the ring and goes over to the side of the ring that is closest to the announce tables. Austin reaches through over the second rope with his left hand and asks for his beer cooler and Lilian Garcia passes him it as a 'Glass Shatter' suddenly is heard. Stone Cold opens up his cooler and pulls out three beer and opens them up one by one. He then lays one down as he goes over to the closest corner, Climbs it to the second rope and smashes the two beer he holds in his hands together in cheers and starts to drink them down. Austin then drops off of the corner and goes over to the one across from it and climbs the second rope and again starts to drink his beer that he holds in his hands. He runs out of beer in both cans so he just tosses them out into the crowd has he drops off, Pulls another can out of his cooler Opens it and picks up the one that he laied down previously open just moments ago. He then goes to the turnbuckle next to the one that he just previously dropped off from and he starts to drink down the beer. He then drops off of the turnbuckle and goes to the one opposite of it and climbs it to the second rope. He drinks the beer in the cans until they are empty and tosses the cans out into the crowd. He then drops off of the turnbuckle, Goes over to his cooler and pulls out two more cans of beer. He opens them up and just stands there in the middle of the ring and smashes the two cans of beer together. Austin then leans back and starts drinking the beer that is in the cans until the cans are completely empty and he just tosses them into the crowd. He goes over to his cooler to see that he is out of beer, So he just grabs his cooler and he rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope aad starts to head up the ramp.-{Scene}-