FRIENDSHIP PRAYER
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch...
AMEN
A Letter To The Bank
Word Women Use
Things Stressed Women Say At Work
30 Ways To Annoy Someone
You drink too much coffee when...
Murphys Real Laws
Diet Rules
Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like it!
Life's journey is not to arrive at our grave safely in a well preserved
body but, rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy
Shit what a ride!!"