INSIDE THE HEAD OF A TYPICAL, MILD MANORED FLOYDIAN
This page represents the "Nooks and Crannies," of my twisted floydian interior. Of course nothing I ever say or do changes anything outside my wall. Everything, word, thought or flaming bag of dog shit pulled from my head and set up here on this site is 100% self created and intended for the imbetterment of humor and general knowledge of the obvious. So in other words if someone/thing is reading this and decideds to sue or hunt me for sport like in that one movie "Conspiracy," save yourself the trouble because no-one views this site ever. Believe me I watch the counter. Long lonely nights I spend alone with a timer set for 23 and a nine tenth a minute, so I can hit refresh to see if anyone has viewed my site, and a small childrens swimming pool filled with name brand Jello Pudding Cups pudding which I bathe in, reciting Dolly Parton lyrics in a forgotton form of latin only practiced by adults appearing in Peanut sketches. Blissfully covered in pudding I acquire sexual powers over my peers and 98% of the rodent community which I save in a shot glass along with Henry Wrinkler's tears he cried upon :Happy Days'" cancelation .
So if you like people making sense and not talking about monkeys dressed as gorillas then stop reading. Go rent a goat you sick-O because this introduction is pretty much what you are looking at for the next twenty seven years of your life. Well no,... Okay Okay I make a little more sense. I guess you could grind some pills into it. Decoy!! Rude Duck!! Ron had U Make Shins!! U R GAY!! lol
***Important Note***
Interested or Offended Take Theses Words To Heart... "Whats the point of owning a Honda if you can't show it off?"
LEAVE BUT DONT LEAVE ME
The Place You Are Right Now, Yes Now!!
People Gone But Never Forgotten
Unpopular Quality Bands
Personal Enemies List
General Information
Jokes and Ha-Has
Crazy What-Evers
Accomplishments
Crazy Theories
Good Advice
Ramblings
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