Hi, I'm Dan and this is my main page. You probably already knew that because of the millions of boing people who seek a little humor in their lives are always talking about it. It's also the title of the page in case you didn't nitice.
If you're in the mood for adventure, and who isn't, I'd suggest checking out Dan's North Dakotan Hunting Safari and its wide selection of bonus packs. These adventures aren't for anyone, as the prices make very clear, but I'm a reasonable guy and I may come down a dollar or two on the prices, just because I care about customer satisfaction.
Well, go on and look around, I'm sure that Dan's Adventures Inc. will be able to provide you with an exciting adventure perfectly tailored to your tastes. Be sure to check out the Disclaimer page in case you're thinking about filing a law suit aginst me. And I also think that the least you could do would be to pretend to find something that I've written funny so I don't feel completely stupid. Thanks.
Contacts.
Dan's North Dakotan Hunting Safari.
Dan's North Dakotan Adventures Disclaimer.
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