LivingLaVidaKramer

You are walking home from school and you realize that the kids werent laughing with you but at you. That is because you are a loser by the name of andy kramer. You finally arrive at home and run up to your bedroom and masturbate. After a quick self pleasuring you realize what a sexy bitch you are. You lick your finger and touch your shoulder and make a sizzle sound. "That is what I thought," you say. "One hot bitch." You lay ion your bed looking at your walls covered in pink floyd and james bond posters. You think of what Poser you are but quickly forget as you remember what a sexy bitch you are. You take your free hand and rub your face riddled with zits and grab the ones that are ready to burst. You look over at the alarm clock and decide taht it is too early to go to bed so you....(pick one)

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Masturbate
Play 007
Listen to Pink Floyd