Living La Vida Kramer-SHROOMS

You ask for a barrel of the good stuff. The only reason for living a barrel of shrooms. Your dad is displeased but what the hell is he going to do about it? Cry? Pee his pants? Who Cares? Surely not you!! You grab a fist full of the slimey suckers and throw them down the hatch. You do this two more times and think to yourself that if you can handle all these good looks then there is no trouble in handleing all theses shrooms. You begin to trip hard andn find your way onto a street named TRASK!! The locals there are all ugly mexicans and you get jumped. But luckly for you, you have the power of shrooms behind you know and there is no reason you cant beet up some fucking wetback strawberry pickers. You grab a stick and gore it into one of the homeless bitchess head. You then grab a fist fucll of rocks and hurrel them at the other 2 ugly bitches knocking one of them out!!! The other shouts out something like "NO ME GUSTO" and runs away to his fat wife and seven kids!!! You continue having a good trip on TRASK and find your way to the block in Orange. Ther you meet up with a Midget and a nun riding a donkey and you preform sexual favors on all thre4e of them. You find a healthy gutter and sleep there dreaming of the usual. (naked ladies and seventh graders) You grab your cock in your sleep-bating trance and scream out "GUN HO" as you pass the night away.

GOD SPEED YOUNG KRAMER!!!!

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