Living La Vida Kramer-Outside

Feeling adventurous you decide to take a stroll outside to show off your stuff to the outside world. You swing open the door and greet the world with the crack in your face that you call a smile. The puss heating up in your zits causes a few of them to split open and excrete a large load of puss. You walk down to your dooor step to be greeted by the mocking of a random passing car. You wonder what is wrong and decide to keep on walking. You pass by a crazy man building an arch in the park by the name of Noah. You walk around the block and then start walking back. On the way back this Noah character throws a net over you and starts chanting about two of each kind. It so happens he mistakes you for a platapuss. You scream and kick like platapusses do and then realize hey all i will do is be a mating machine. You get in your cage and realize that not only did he mistake you for a platapuss he also mistoke you for a girl. You take platapuss up the ass and die of crabs.

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