You can say that fate brought theses to love birds together. Kramer is a weak and fragile character. He likes to be held, pamered and most of all rammed by a 4 foot brick every now and then. Who am i kidding everyday!! Kramer met Simon club "good A" a british queer club. Simon is a black hobo from the eatern shores of Chad a weiner country in Africa. ( the freak continent) His mother and father were sold for a bag of Frito Lays when he was little and he was forced to wonder the jungle were a band of hippos made him there bitch. This is when he realized he was gay.
Now a days he doesnt deny having more than just kramer as a lover. He says he likes to give but ssometimes he likes to recieve and Andy just doesnt cut the mustard. He now acts as a black guy in a store used as a marketing campaign by Wal Mart to attract african american customers. He listens to Rap and plays basketball at the park like every other god damn afro i have ever met. He has been heard to say "westside" on occassions.