you become Jesus your almighty savior and lord. You decide to play your fame and negotiate a play deal with warner brothers about you and your stuff you did a long time ago. After several hours of your threatening them and ID checking they finally agree to your offer. You make a movie called "Jesus Christ Superstar" and buy that donkey you always wanted with your royalties. One Night your donkey rapes you and gives you that damn HIV thingy mo-bob and your are forced to become not jesus but only the king of the jews. You buy a box of pop tarts and live in a motel over looking the bayu some wher ein Louisianna.
GOD SPEED YOUNG KRAMER!!!