Living La Vida Kramer

You race over to the Fridge but stop momentarily at the mirror and look at your sexy self. You lift up your shirt and feel your some hairless body and smile at the glow from your chest. "God why am i so fucking sexy" you say as you look up at the ceiling. You get your nose into the refridgorator and are amazed at the similarities of the string cheese and your penis. You look around for the cantelope but decide that it must be either in your dads room or at your sister's boyfriends house. You grab a drink and some string cheese and run up to your room. You sit down at your computer chair and put in your starcraft broodwars CD into the CDrom. You get up to close the door and you notice your your cock is extraordinarily hard. You also remember a huge mess down stairs that you should clean up because that is what good kids do. Help out. Jesus would have helped out and you remember that you are as good looking as Jesus so why don you clean?Sitting down on the bed you...(pick one)

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Masturbate
Play Computer
Mr. Clean