Living La Vida Kramer- Dress

Almost confused by how fucking sexy you are, you decide to try a change of pace. "Why must i put all my eggs in one basket? I should let men see how sexy i am as well as the foxes. Dropping your drawers you grab your sister's make-up kit and start a complete make over. You run still naked with your wang flapping in the wind like the confederate flag at a ku klux klan meeting. Racing around the corner you trip over a piece of wood risen from the floor. You tumbble down and smash your dick and this causes it to crook side ways. In crazy ass pain you crawl to the cabinet and grab a canister of icy hot. Now with a funny lloking dick you make your way to the womens closet in the house. You look once but then twice to grab a casual blue through on gown and then prance over to the mirror. Looking up and down thinking what a damn sexy bitch you are, you decide not to play this moment short. You grab a bottle of lubriderm from the closet and rub it over your dick. Now banging yourself in the mirror you here a crack and then feel a sliver of your crotch. You look down at your dismantled penis and fucking shout. You call 911 and they say thewre is nothing they can do if your are not at Donut World. Losing all purpose to live you start to lose allpassion to live aswell. You grab the chunk of the mirror and dagger it into your head. You die 56 years 163 days later of old age.

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