You tell your dad you wanna go muff diving off the coast of Madagascar. Your dad explains to you what muff diving is in one of those father to sons talks nobody likes. You decide to giving this muff diving business a chance and you DIVE on the chick your dad has provided for you. She is Larger than most women you have seen ever and she is black but you think "No matter they all look the same to me!!!" Her name is Edna and she likes your style. After DIVING on her you ask her out and she declines. You bribe her with a tub of KFC and she reluctatly agrees to your demands. You live a life without happiness or sadness and in your apartment in Papa New Guini.
GOD SPEED YOUNG KRAMER!!!