You tell your dad that you want to bake!!! He summons for you 29 veils of acid and you ask him whatthe hell are these for? You then clarify your answer with i want ot go to baking school and become a baker. He looks at you and asks you if you are some kind of homosexual like that guy on TV. You reply "No" and then grab your cash for baking school/ @1 days later you are a professional baker and even have your own Tv show called "I baked it now eat it" You get millions of dollars for endorcing products suck as dildos and Nikes that you were whil baking cookies and making yogurt. You write a letter to your mommy telling her of your success and she tells you that she loves you just to get money. You being a dumbass it works and she takes your fortune and leaves you with nothing. You live off the streets and are gradually forced into living in the gutters. One day you have a canister of ooze dropped on your head and you are mutated with a gerbal. You learn martial arts and become known as Splinter. Later you adopt 4 turtles and start a crime fighting gang!!!
GOD SPEED YOUNG KRAMER!!!