EWWF Smack Down kicks off from a sold out First Union Center in Philadelphia.

Cole: Welcome everybody to Smack Down, we are sold out here and just about ready to kick off the show so sit back and relax we got a good show tonight.  We have half of the first round tournament tonight, The Predators will defend their titles and Pestilence and Phenom are going against each other with a guest referee that has yet to be announced.

Match One: Misdirection (c) v. Kool Daddy, for the IC belt

Ring Announcer: “The first match is for the Intercontinental Title. It is no-holds barred and is scheduled for one-fall. Making his way to the ring first, the challenger, Kool Daddy!"

The lights go out in the arena and the crowd goes silent. “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi starts playing quietly over the speakers. The titan-tron goes completely black leaving on light in the arena. Suddenly ‘Kool’ flashes onto the titan-tron in aqua lighting up the arena. Then ‘Daddy’ replaces ‘Kool’. Finally ‘Kool Daddy’ flashes on the titan-tron between shots of Kool Daddy wrestling. Fireworks shoot off the stage and the music is playing as loud as it can. The crowd goes completely nuts. Kool Daddy starts walking down the ring and gives his fans high-fives as he walks to the ring. Kool Daddy walks around the ring and inspects the six tables that have been set-up outside the ring for the match before sliding into the ring. 

Ring Announcer: “And his opponent the, Intercontinental Champion, Misdirection!” 

Most of the crowd boos but a few of Misdirection’s fans cheer him on. Misdirection walks to the ring oblivious of the fans boos and slides into the ring. Kool levels him with a dropkick. Misdirection gains his feet when Kool flips him over with a snap suplex. Misdirection slides out of the ring back towards the entrance. He starts walking away but Kool launches himself over the top rope and knocks Misdirection down with a plancha. Kool picks Misdirection up and slams his head into the safety rail. Kool then tries to irish whip him into the apron but Misdirection reverses sending Kool Daddy into the apron hard. Misdirection runs at Kool but Kool stops him with a big boot. Kool Daddy then picks Misdirection up around the waist and drops him face first into the apron.

Cole: “Kool Daddy has control of the match right now but how much longer will it last.”

Tazz: “Kool Daddy looks like he could go all night and take Misdirection completely out.”

Kool rolls Misdirection into the ring. Kool goes for a slingshot leg-drop but Misdirection rolls out of the way and avoids it. Kool staggers towards Misdirection and gets dropped by a powerslam. Kool gets to his feet and Misdirection whips him into the ropes. Misdirection goes for a tilt-a-whirl slam but Kool reverses with a swinging head-scissors. Misdirection slides across the ring and slowly gets to his feet. Kool knocks him over the ropes with a standing side-kick. Kool slides out of the ring after Misdirection and sets him up on one of the barbed-wire tables. Kool climbs onto the apron and moonsaults onto Misdirection sending him through the table.

Cole: “That move paid off big he’s going to finish Misdirection here.”

Kool rolls Misdirection up 1...2.. a kick out by Misdirection. Kool reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire-extinguisher. Kool swings at a groggy Misdirection but Misdirection ducks under the extinguisher and kicks Kool in the balls. Misdirection grabs the extinguisher and smacks Kool in the back of the head with it. Misdirection picks Kool up and drags him towards a table covered with barbed-wire and sticks Kool’s head between his legs. Misdirection picks him up for a powerbomb and throws Kool through the table. Kool hits the ground hard and Misdirection covers him. 1...2. a kick out by Kool Daddy.

Tazz: “Kool Daddy showing a lot of heart by kicking out of that.”

Misdirection whips Kool into the safety rail and sends him into the crowd. Kool gets to his feet and starts stumbling backstage. Misdirection runs to catch up and slams Kool’s head into a cement wall.

“How do you like that bitch?”

Misdirection spins Kool around to slam his head against the wall again but Kool Daddy climbs up the wall and back flips off. Misdirection turns toward him and gets knocked silly by a spinning heel kick. Both men fall to the ground exhausted but they both start getting to their feet slowly. Misdirection runs at Kool but Kool ducks and delivers a drop toe hold that sends Misdirection’s face into the cement wall. Kool Daddy picks Misdirection back up and starts dragging him further backstage. Kool comes up to a dressing room door and slams Misdirection’s head against the door. The door opens and all the Predators are inside. Kool Daddy smiles knowing they can’t interfere and rams Misdirection’s head into a locker. Kool Daddy turns around and flicks Pestilence off saying:

“You can’t help your candy-ass friend this time.”

Pestilence lunges at Kool Daddy but the other Predators hold him back. Kool Daddy faces Misdirection again and Misdirection breaks a wooden chair over Kool’s head. Misdirection grabs Kool and pulls him out of the Predators locker room. Misdirection is holding Kool’s head with a side-headlock but Kool reverses dropping Misdirection with a belly to back suplex. Kool slowly gets to his feet when MDK silently starts sneaking up from behind. Just as he is about to grab Kool Daddy Mack Daddy runs across and levels him with a clothesline. Mack Daddy throws MDK into a locker room and moves some heavy boxes in front of the door so MDK can’t get out. Mack gives Kool a five and then walks back to his locker room. Misdirection runs at Kool but Kool ducks and Misdirection slams face first into the wall. Kool Daddy drags Misdirection a little further and they are in a cafeteria with a walk-way on the second floor. Kool stands up on a chair grabbing Misdirection in a double underhook hold. Kool spins off the chair and sends Misdirection’s head into the cold hard concrete. Kool hops to his feet and lets out a yell as the fans cheer.

Cole: “This match is going all over the place tonight.”

Tazz: “Both these men are giving it their all.”

Kool pulls one of the longer tables closer. Then he pulls out a gray container from his pants and starts pouring it over the table.

Cole: “Oh My God, that’s lighter fluid.”

After emptying the container on the table Kool Daddy pulls out a match from his pants and lights it. He turns away and drops it on the table. The table starts burning with intense heat but then goes to a smaller flame. Kool picks Misdirection up and sticks his head between his legs. Kool Daddy lifts Misdirection up and quickly throws him through the table. Men quickly run up with fire extinguishers and put out the fire before Misdirection can be burned.

Tazz: “Kool Daddy almost set Misdirection on fire by throwing him through the table.”

The crowd goes wild as Kool Daddy starts making fun of Misdirection by doing his taunt. Kool Daddy then has the workmen bring in the specially rigged C-4 table. They carefully set it up next to the railing of the walk-way. Kool Daddy slowly sets Misdirection on the table and starts climbing the stairs to the next story. Kool Daddy grabs a mic at the top.

“I told you I was going to do it and now I’m going to show you what happens when you screw me over.”

Cole: “Kool Daddy can’t do this it’s insane.”

Kool Daddy climbs onto the railing facing away from Misdirection. The Kool Daddy jumps off and hits Misdirection with the Saturday Night Slam. As they both go through the table the C-4 goes off lighting up the whole room. Kool Daddy slowly drapes his arm over Misdirection for the count 1...2.. and Kid Romeo pulls Kool Daddy off Misdirection. Kid Romeo picks Kool up for a powerslam and hits the Kiss of Death on Kool. Romeo grabs Misdirection and puts him on top of Kool 1..2..3.

Winner: Misdirection

Kid Romeo picks up a mic as his music starts playing.

“Hey Kool Daddy on Raw I want a shot at your cruiserweight title.”

Both Kool Daddy and Misdirection lay on the ground bleeding from several small cuts along their bodies as Kid Romeo walks away from the sight.

Cole: “Once again interference costs Kool Daddy a match.”

Tazz: “That Kid Romeo just cost Kool Daddy the Intercontinental Title.”

[Then the show fades out to the Lugz slam of the week.]

Match Two: The Death Row institution v. The Predators (c), for the tag titles

Cole: "Well we have just received word that The Deathrow institution has asked for a Tag Team Casket match and Vice-President Pestilence has granted that request, so we are gonna have two casket matches to night.

Tazz: "Oh man I can't wait!  I love casket matches! (crazy Tazz laugh!)

Ring Announcer: “The following match is a tag-team casket match. Entering the ring first the challengers Deathrow Institution!

The crowd boos loudly as Death Row Institution’s music starts playing. D2K1 and Freeze make their way to the ring yelling back at the fans. They both slide into the ring. Then four workmen pull two caskets down to the ring

Ring Announcer: “And their opponents, the Tag Team Champions, The Predators!"

The crowd goes wild as “Natural Born Killers” starts playing. After about ten seconds nobody has come down to the ring.  Death Row rolls out of the ring and starts walking towards the entrance.

Tazz: “Where are those two punks.”

Suddenly the two caskets start opening slowly and Phenom and Pestilence get out. They both climb on top of their coffins and hit a member of Death Row with double axe handles. Phenom grabs Freeze and rolls him into the ring. Phenom whips Freeze into the turnbuckle and starts raining punches down on him. Freeze gets hit about twenty times and then falls to the ground. When Freeze lifts his head up you can see a small cut above his right eye. Outside the ring Pestilence whips D2K1 into a coffin and knocks the air out of him. D2K1 staggers backward and Pestilence throws him backwards with a German suplex. Pestilence pulls out a table and pushes it into the ring. Pestilence rolls into the ring and sets the table up. Pestilence starts walking around the table to go help Phenom but D2K1 grabs his feet and starts punching him. Phenom whips Freeze into the ropes looking for a back body drop but Freeze grabs his head ands sticks it between his legs. Freeze pulls Phenom up and puts him through the table.

Cole: “A strong move by Freeze. That will shut Phenom down for a while.”

Pestilence knees D2K1 in the balls and rolls back into the ring. He kicks Freeze in the stomach and drops him with a DDT. Pestilence stands up and D2K1 grabs him from behind. Pestilence tries to shake him off but D2K1 won’t let go, then Pestilence lifts his leg up and crushes D2K1’s balls. D2K1 bends over and Pestilence hits him with a bulldog. Freeze kicks the back of Pestilence’s knee sending him back to the ground. Freeze picks Pestilence up and piledrives him. Freeze rolls Pestilence out of the ring and puts him in the coffin. Freeze then locks the casket so Pestilence can’t get out. Freeze rolls back into the ring but Phenom knocks him back out with a big boot. D2K1 stands up and Phenom knocks him down with a brainbuster. Phenom rolls out of the ring and tries to get the lock open on the casket but Scorpion comes out from backstage and slams a shovel into the back of Phenom’s head. Freeze rolls out of the ring and puts Phenom into the casket.

Winners and new tag-team champions Death Row Institution.

Cole: “A cheap win for Death Row Institution.”

Tazz: “That’s two matches in a row that have ended with interference.”

[Then the show fades out to a Chef Boyardee commercial.]

Match Three: Enigma v. Misdirection, round one of the #1 contender tourny

Cole: Ok we are just about ready to start the first round of the #1 contender tournament.  The first match is the favorite Enigma against the Intercontinental Champion Misdirection.

[“My Way” by Limp Bizkit blasts over the speakers and Misdirection comes out wearing the IC belt around his waist.  The fans give him a reasonable pop and he makes his way down to the ring and hands the ref his belt.  Then the lights go back on and Misdirection and the referee are waiting in the ring.  After a little while Misdirection gets a confused look on his face and the referee goes over to the scores table and talks with the people down there for a minute.]

Tazz: Well Enigma is on the card…

Cole: Yeah but he hasn’t shown up yet.  Where is he, I wasn’t notified of anything.

Tazz: Neither was I Cole.

[Then the ref goes back into the ring and the bell rings.  Then the referee starts to count.]

Cole: I think he is counting Enigma out.

Tazz: But he hasn’t even gotten to the ring yet.

Cole: Exactly he’s not in the ring.

[The ref counts to ten and signals for the bell, then raises Misdirection’s hand.]

Winner: Misdirection via Countout

[Then a shady figure comes through the crowd wearing a long black trench coat.  He gets in the ring and waits behind Misdirection.]

Cole: Now who is that!  This match has just gone to hell, and I don’t know who that is!

[Misdirection finally turns around and the shady hits what appears to be a 180 Rock Bottom!  Misdirection is left lying and stunned in the ring as the figure runs out of the ring and up the ramp to the back.]

Cole: Misdirection just got nailed by that guy! Tazz did he look familiar at all?

Tazz: Not to me, I’d say there is gonna be a new force around here.

[Then the show fades to a Castrol commercial]

 Match Four: Mack Daddy v. Freeze, round one of the #1 contender tourny

Cole: Well if your just joining us, we just had some cloaked figure come in after Enigma decided to no show for his match, and the guy did a 180 Rock Bottom to Misdirection, the he ran off to the back and no one seems to be able to find him.  Ok next up is the other match in the tournament, hopefully this one goes smother than the other one did.

[“Mack Daddy” hits the speakers and the fans get excited.  He comes out and walks down to the ring, slides in and does his usual ring activities.  Then “Last Resort” blares over the speakers and Freeze comes out wearing the tag title and gets a horrific amount of boos and vulgar chants.  He walks down to the ring gets in side and runs right at Mack Daddy hitting a clothesline.  Then the bell rings and the match is officially under way.]

Cole: Well Freeze taking an early advantage here with that clothesline.

Tazz: The best element of attack is surprise Cole.

Then MD gets up and Freeze pounds him with right hands into the corner then puts him in a headlock, but MD reverses and pushes him out of the corner and hits a back body drop.

Cole: Nice reversal there by Mack Daddy.

Mack Daddy then gets up and starts to kick Freeze until he gets up.  Then Mack Daddy whips Freeze against the ropes but Freeze comes back with a diving forearm.  Freeze then runs off the ropes perpendicular to MD and hits a leg drop.  Freeze picks up Mack Daddy and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Mack reverses and Freeze is sent into the ropes but he comes back with a running DDT.  Freeze then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault.

Cole: Wow a big moonsault from the big man!

Freeze covers MD but only gets a 2 count.  Freeze then whips Mack Daddy into the ropes but MD catches the ropes and Freeze runs at him.  But MD lowers and flips him out of the ring and he goes crashing to the ground.

Tazz: Sweet it always gets good when they are outside the ring!

Mack then climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Freeze to rise when he does Mack Daddy goes for a cross body but Freeze catches him.

Cole: What strength by Freeze!

Freeze then lifts him above his head and faces the announce table!

Tazz: I think we better get out of here Cole!

Cole and Tazz both leave the table and Freeze throws MD through the announce table!

Cole: That’s gotta be painful, I think he is bleeding can you see anything Tazz?

Tazz: Oh yeah he’s cut open pretty good, Cole.  He must have caught one of the monitors.

Freeze lifts him up and rolls him into the ring.  He picks up MD and hits the Ice Box! 

Cole: Oh its over now, as if the table wasn’t enough!

He makes the lateral press for the 1..2..3

Winner: Freeze

[Then the show fades to a BackLash commercial.]

 Match Two: The Ministry of Darkness v. Death Row institution, Casket Match

Cole: Well next up on my card is The casket match, and there is casket’s in the ring, so lets get it on.

Tazz: I love matches that include sealing a living body inside of a small case!

Cole: You would, sicko.

[Then the lights go out and the ministry music starts to play.  When the lights go back on The Undertaker and Trilogy are both standing in the ring.  Then “Last Resort” plays and Deathrow comes out wearing the title belts.  They are both greeted much the way they have been all night, with no respect.  The both get in the ring and the sweat on Freeze is still noticeable from his 2 earlier matches.  Then the ref signals for the bell.]

Cole: Well I would have to think that Freeze’s stamina has got to be a factor in this match, hell even D2K1 has all ready wrestled tonight!

Tazz: Yeah wrestling one match is tough, but 3 in one night, that is just torture!

Then Undertaker starts to assault Freeze beating him into the corner, as Trilogy is doing much the same to D2K1.  Then Undertaker picks Freeze up and drops him in one of the coffins he puts the lid on it and he grabs a hammer and nails and starts to put the first nail in but Freeze throws the top off the coffin before he can start.  Then he chokes the Undertaker and punches him with his other hand, meanwhile D2K1 is still being beaten by Trilogy in the corner then Trilogy suplexes D2K1 and he breaks right through the coffin!  Then Trilogy kicks Freeze in the head and he breaks the choke on The Undertaker then they both start to beat the shit out of Freeze until he is unconscious in the coffin, then they start to nail the lid on but D2K1 attacks Trilogy.  Trilogy and D2K1 start to trade punches as The Undertaker finishes the nailing.  The ref checks the coffin and signals to the score table.  And they ring the bell once.

Cole: Well Freeze has been eliminated, but they still have to get D2K1, I really think that Freeze was just too tired to compete.

Tazz: Well he won the Tag Titles tonight so its not all bad.

Trilogy nocks D2K1 down in the corner and then The Undertaker and Trilogy both pick up the coffin and throw it out of the ring!

Cole: Oh my god, just imagine how much that would hurt!

Trilogy goes back to D2K1 and Undertaker goes out side to get another casket.  But D2K1 is up and waiting for Trilogy with a board from the broken casket!  D2K1 nails Trilogy over the head breaking the board and knocking Trilogy out!  The Undertaker slides the casket under the ropes and D2K1 drop kicks it and it slams into The Undertaker’s head!  D2K1 slides the casket over to Trilogy and puts him in and locks the casket.  D2K1 sets the casket up in the corner and goes to the far corner.

Cole: What is he planning on doing to Trilogy?

Tazz: Hopefully something sadistic, I love these matches!! Hahaha

D2K1 then runs to the corner but Undertaker slide into the ring and nails him with a chair!

Tazz: Ohh Damn that hurts!  He was gonna do something cool too.

Cole: Only cool in your world, freak.

Tazz: shut up coleslaw

Undertaker then rolls his eyes back in his head and looks out side the ring and then Farooq comes down with another casket and slide it in the ring.  Then Undertaker picks up D2K1 and hits the Tombstone!  Taker then places him in the casket and locks it.  The ref then signals for the bell.

Winner: The Ministry

Cole: Well Undertaker gets the assist from Farooq and The Ministry chalks up a victory.

Tazz: I love casket matches!

[Then the show fades to a stacker 2 commercial.]

 Main Event: The Phenom v. Pestilence, Special Referee

[“Dropin’ Plates” blares over the speakers and The Phenom comes out to a huge pop!  He has the Predators T-shirt on.  He walks down to the ring and slides in.  Jumps onto the turnbuckle,  and raises his hands in the air as the crowd goes crazy.  Then “Killing in the Name of” hits the speakers and Pestilence comes out just like The Phenom and does the same thing in the ring.  Pestilence and The Phenom are walk up to the corners farthest from the entrance and sit in the turnbuckle awaiting the referee.  Then “Medal” hits the speakers and the crowd is stunned waiting for Kurt Angle to come out.  But instead a look alike comes out wearing Kurt Angle wrestling gear and it is crying like a baby.  He makes his way down to the ring and comes in and does Kurt’s fall to the knees and hold his hands out and cry routine.  Then the bell rings.]

Cole: Well apparently folks we are gonna get a look alike Kurt Angle for our special referee.

Tazz: What are you talking about?  That’s Kurt Angle!  I guess this is his last match here!  That must be why he is crying!

Cole: Oh give me a break.

Pestilence then kicks Kurt in the back and he goes down to his face.

Tazz: Well its not starting out to good.

Then The Phenom picks Kurt Angle up and punches him in the face a few times, then holds him up and Pestilence gives him a big haymaker sending him crashing to the ground.  Pestilence then picks him up then The Phenom climbs over to the apron.  Pestilence sits Kurt on his shoulders and The Phenom executes the Spring board dropkick doomsday device sending Kurt flying down to the mat.  Then Pestilence sets him up on the turnbuckle and hits the PestiPlex!!!!

Cole: Oh my god!!! That poor poor man has to be broken in half!!!  He’s not a trained professional!

Tazz: Cole you would be surprised at the amount of punishment a human body can take.

Cole: Oh you would know with your old crazy federation!  Well Pestilence has rolled the look a like.

Tazz:  He’s Real Cole!

Cole: What ever, anyway Pestilence has rolled him back in, and what is The Phenom doing?  It looks like he’s waving someone out.

[“Dig” hits the speakers and Double A comes running out of the back and down to the ring.  Then HHH comes out right behind him with a sledgehammer.  They both get into the ring.]

Cole: Oh great, finally, if that was only the real Kurt Angle he would finally get what he deserved.

Tazz: Well at least someone is getting it.

HHH then clubs Kurt over the head with the sledgehammer, and Double A picks him up and hits the Fatal Shot.  The four of them continue to beat down Kurt and Misdirection, MDK, Kool Daddy and Mack Daddy all come down and join in on the beating.  Then after about 10 minutes of that the group leaves and Kurt is left behind a bloody mess.

Cole: Well I wonder if there is gonna be any paramedics coming down to help this poor guy up.[Then the lights go out]  What is this! We seem to be experiencing some..[Cole is interrupted by a massive explosion from the stage as the Ministries music starts to play and the lights dim on a little.]  Oh god hasn’t he had enough?  Now the ministry is coming out, and god knows what they want to do.