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[The WrestleMania theme music hits the speakers and a
barrage of pyros launch off from the entry area, from the rafters and the ring.
Now we get our first good glimpse at the entry set up. There is no stage,
there is a big Titan Tron standing about 15 feet off the ground, extending
directly below it to the ground is glass walls behind them it is filled with
smoke. In the center of that there is a tunnel extending a good 10 feet
out that is made of arching glass which is also 15 feet high and is filled with smoke.
Then Finkle comes out to the ring and the crowd is electrified with
anticipation.]
Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman, The EWWF proudly welcomes you to this very special
and momentous occasion. This is a one in a life time event for some
people, this is where stars are born, legends are immortalized, this is the
showcase of the gladiators of the 21st century, This, ladies and gentlemen, Is
WrestleMania!
[The crowd is now exploding with excitement and the Titan Tron then shows a
video starting with highlights of past WrestleManias and works its way to clips
highlighting the events leading up to this years WrestleMania. After the
video The Fink leaves the ring.]
JR: Well this is it, this is the bigest specticle in sports entertainment!
We have many great stars here tonight like Double A, Kurt Angle and Kool Daddy
along with some up and coming stars like Pestilence, The Phenom, Freeze and one
of the newest Misdirection. Tonight the owner of the EWWF Jason said he
will be making an annoucement, The Predators will be making an annoucement
regarding Misdirection all that along with great matches there is the TLC match,
The Intercontinental Championship and then The EWWF World Title will be on the
line. All that here! Now! This is WrestleMania.
Hayman: Thats right JR! And this is my first WrestleMania at ringside
announcing! And right now I am gonna make a prediction, I am gonna say
that the TLC match steals the show and that we see some massive carnage in that
very ring!
[Then some movers walk out carring 2 large black leather
couches. They continue to bring stuff out until they have constructed a
full black leather sectional couch, a coffee table, floor lamps and 2 big screen
TVs that they set up to either side.]
JR: What is the sam hell is goin on here?
Hayman: Hey maybe they brought that out for us JR! It looks much more
comfortable then this metal chair.
[Then "Shout 2000" by Disturbed hits the speakers and all 4 of the
Predators come out and take a seat on the couch. Following them is a
waitress who takes there orders after they are seated.]
JR: Well it looks as though the Predators are gonna take a nice plush seat to
watch MiSDiReCTioN in his match.
Hayman: Yeah what a way to watch WrestleMania!
Match One: MiSDiReCTioN v. Mack Daddy
MiSDiReCTioN is looking to perform and to be accepted to The Predators.
[Then "My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers and the smoke behind
the glass changes to red as MiSDiReCTioN walks down the entrance and makes his
way to the ring after acknowledging the Predators. Then "Mack
Daddy" by Sir Mixalot plays over the speakers and Mack Daddy comes down the
entrance and runs into the ring the bell sounds and the match is under way.]
Mack Daddy stands up after running in and MiSDiReCTioN imedeatly lays into
him with the right hands and backs him into the ropes. He Irish whips him
into the other ropes and gives him a strong clothesline. He then climbs
the turnbuckle to go for the Moonsault but Mack Daddy gets up and moves to hit a
powerbomb since MiSDiReCTioN is on the turnbuckle facing away. Mack hits
it with perfection leaving MiSDiReCTioN layed out on the mat.
JR: There is a rookie mistake for ya.
Hayman: Yeah and that is gonna cost him not only in the match but with the
Predators.
Mack Daddy picks him up and whips him into the ropes and hits a dropkick when
MiSDiReCTioN comes back at him. Mack then moves over to MiSDiReCTioN and
tries to lock in a figure four leg lock but MiSDiReCTioN counters it and turns
the pressure over to Mack's side. Then the camera cuts over to The
Predators they are watching the TVs and their food was just delivered to them.
Mack finaly is able to reach the rope forcing the break. MiSDiReCTioN gets
up and goes to the turnbuckle again and this time is able to land the moonsault
on Mack after which he goes for the pin but can only get a short 2 count.
He then picks up Mack and hits the Screwdriver. Then MiSDiReCTioN gets up
and whips Mack into the ropes and goes for the Lou Thez
Press but Mack counters it into a spine buster and they both fall down to the
mat. After they both stumble up MiSDiReCTioN kicks Mack in the stomach and
runs into the ropes and nails a bulldog. He then moves down to Mack's
ankle and implements the ankle lock. Mack strugles but drags himself to
the ropes to break the hold, then MiSDiReCTioN picks him up and throws him into
the corner, then he climbs up to the 2nd rope and starts to pummle him with his
rights to the head. Then the ref pulls him off and when he gets down he
swings on more hard right that sends Mack over the ropes and to the outside.
Then MiSDiReCTioN jumps over the ropes and starts to kick Mack while he is down
on the ground. Then he picks up Mack and rolls him into the ring.
Once both are inside MiSDiReCTioN stands behind Mack waiting for him to rise,
once Mack gets up he turns around to find MiSDiReCTioN right in his face and he
whips Mack into the ropes and hits the Illegal U-Turn! He then covers him
for the 1..2..3!
Winner: MiSDiReCTioN
Then all The Predators consult each other and get up and walk to the ring, when
they get there they forcibly remove Mack Daddy and Finkle tosses Pestilence the
mic.
Pestilence: Misdirection, we have talked this over before and after your match
here tonight, and after watching you tonight we have agreed to accept
you into The Predators!
[Then "Shout 2000" hits the speakers as Silver and Gold balloons fall
from the rafters along with streamers and confetti.]
Pestilence: Congratulations Misdirection you are a welcome addition to this
prestigious group. And to all you fans this is just the beginning of a
WrestleMania that will go down in the books as the best ever. Come on lets
go celebrate!
[Then all 5 of the Predators leave the ring and walk back out the entrance, the
camera follows them to there locker room were there is a party going on with
scantly clad women and lots of beer and Champaign flowing]
Match Two: Pestilence (c) v. Kool Daddy
v. Freeze
This match is for the Intercontinental Championship and all 3 competitors are
looking good and looking for blood!
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach blares over the speakers and out through the smoky glass tunnel walks the "Cold Warrior" himself Freeze. He walks down the entrance ramp and down the aisle and climbs into the ring. Then as he walks around the ring "Wanted Dead Or Alive" by Bon Jovi blares over the speakers and out from the glass tunnel to a loud ovation is Kool Daddy. He stands a little bit on the stage admiring the size and capacity of the Astrodome and then walks down the entrance ramp and the rest of the aisle and waits outside the ring circling around looking at Freeze in the ring as "Killing In The Name Of" by Rage Against The Machine goes over the PA system and the crowd starts to go wild. Then out from the smoky glass tunnel with the Predators shirt and the Intercontinental Title over his shoulder is Pestilence, he walks down the entrance ramp and the rest of the massive aisle and then walks around over to the time keeper's table and drops off the Intercontinental Title and then at the same time as Kool Daddy slides into the ring.
JR: Looks like this match is underway and in a hurry.
Heyman: I like Triple Threat matches.
Pestilence and Kool Daddy seem to be working somewhat as a team and begin to lay the punches into Freeze, left and rights flying back and forth and then when Freeze is against the ropes at the same time they both clothesline him over to the floor. Then Pestilence and Kool Daddy turn and look straight each other face to face and begin to lay the punches into each other left and rights coming from both men with eventually Pestilence knocking Kool Daddy in the corner where he keeps pummelling him and then from behind back in the ring is Freeze with a Double Axehandle to the back of the head of Pestilence. Kool Daddy immeadiately hops up to the top rope but when he turns around he sees Freeze bounce off the ropes to hit a Elbow Drop on Pestilence which racks Kool Daddy up on the top rope and he falls into the ring. Freeze picks up Kool Daddy and tosses him over the top rope to the floor but when he turns around he's met by right hands from Pestilence knocking him back into the corner. Then Pestilence sets Freeze up on the top and does the Pestiplex to the outside just missing Kool Daddy.
JR: PestiPlex to the outside!!!!!!
Heyman: That's just such a great move, I love it.
Pestilence gets back up into the ring followed by Kool Daddy these two hook it up and Kool Daddy whips Pestilence into the ropes and Pestilence comes back off and Kool Daddy leap frogs him and Pestilence bounces off the other ropes but is tripped up by Freeze on the outside and he slides back into the ring and Freeze runs and nails a massive clothesline on Kool Daddy and then picks him up and nails the Ice Box on Kool Daddy then goes for the ...1...2.. no, Pestilence breaks up the pinfall and starts to pound away Freeze and finally is able to knock him on his ass with a stiff right but when he turns around he is met by Kool Daddy who picks him up and nails the Saturday Night Slam and gets the ...1...2.. and then Freeze at the last second comes over and breaks up the pin fall and he begins to pound away on Kool Daddy and Freeze Gorilla Presses him and tosses him over the top rope to the floor. Then Pestilence comes up from behind Freeze and does a back body drop. Then Pestilence picks Freeze back up and whips him into the ropes and when he comes back across he hooks in the Dragon Sleeper and nails the Death By Pestilence. Then he goes for the cover ...1...2... but at the last second Kool Daddy to everyone's amazement was on the top rope out of nowhere and nailed the Saturday Night Splash on top of both of them. Kool Daddy rolls Pestilence over and gets the ...1...2...3
JR: Kool Daddy wins with the Saturday Night Splash, Kool Daddy is the IC Champion again.
Heyman: That was great, the guy is alright but that move was awesome!!
Winner: Kool Daddy by Saturday Night Splash and NEW IC Champion
Match Three: The Rock v. The Undertaker
I’m not sure how this match came to be, but The Great One and Dead Man Inc. can’t be left out of the greatest spectacle of sports entertainment…
We hear the belling ringing followed by "Dead Man Walking" and Rollin by Limp Bizkit blares over the speakers and out from the back on the Harley is the Undertaker. He stops on the stage to throw up the fist and then flies down to the ring and rides a lap around it and parks it and climbs into the ring. The Rock’s music hits the speakers, and The Great One runs through the entrance and slides into the ring, ready for a fight. The two start immediately laying the right hands to one another, and Rock gains the upper hand. He hammers on UT in the corner, and turns to spit in his hand but he doesn’t get a chance to hit the Dead Man. UT grabs the rock by the throat and throws him like a rag doll into the corner. This is when the Undertaker takes control of the match. UT hits his running DDT on the Great One, covers him for a near fall and follows up by hitting three or four high impact moves in a row. The Rock finally gets back into the match and reverses an attempted UT backdrop into a russian leg sweep. Rock then puts UT in a sharpshooter, and Taker fights for about a minute before reaching the ropes. Taker looks like he’s favoring his leg a little, and when Rock suplexes him, and makes a cover for a 2 count, Taker barely gets a shoulder up. UT was playing possum though, as Rock climbs the turnbuckle to show off for the crowd, Undertaker gets back up and signals for the chokeslam. Rock gets off the turnbuckle and Taker grabs him by the throat, tosses Rocks arm over, and chokeslams the Great One. Undertaker looks like he has the match won, but from the opposite side of Limp Bizkit at the entrance, Motorhead starts playing "It's All about the Game". HHH walks out of the tunnel, and to about 15 feet from the ring. He stands there and stares down Dead Man Inc. Rock, by this time, has gotten back up, and as UT turns around, Rock gives him a spinebuster, and sets up for the People’s Elbow. Rock throws his elbow pad to the fans, does his trademark arm thing and runs against one side of the ropes, bounces over UT, hits the other rope, and runs right into a big boot by the Undertaker, who had gotten up just in time. Rock is right back up though, and whips UT to the corner. He tries to whip UT again, but UT won’t budge. He shouts "OLD SCHOOL" and goes up top. HHH is on the other side of the ring, and he starts to walk over near the announce table, but is too far away to stop Taker right now. UT walks the rope while holding Rock’s arm and jumps off to attempt a big hammering blow, but Rock catches him and hits the Rockbottom. Rock goes for the cover, but only gets a 2 count. Rock can’t believe it, and the crowd starts chanting for UT. Their chants are short lived though, because HHH gets in the ring, metal folding chair in hand. The Rock is standing up, so The Game hits him first, causing a DQ, and causing the Rock to be busted open. Taker gets up, and The Game hits him square in the face with the steel chair, knocking him out cold. The crowd gives an extremely mixed reaction as HHH leaves, with Motorhead playing his music. As HHH walks up the aisle, Howard Finkel declares the match a No Contest.
Winner: NO CONTEST (due to interference by HHH)
Match Four: The Predators (c) v.
Deathrow Institution v. The Horsemen
Its for the Tag Titles and its TLC, anything can happen and anything will!
[For the TLC match the event staff have set Ladders, Tables and Chairs all around the ring. Then the smoke turns blue inside the glass walls and “Last Resort” hits the speakers, a fury of blue and white pyros shoot off from the sides of the entrance. Then Freeze and D2K1 come walking out of the tunnel. The crowd responds with a tremendous amount of Boos. They walk down to the ring and climb in. Then “Sic” by Slipknot blares over the speaks as the lights go out and the Green spot lights inside the tunnel kick on, then The Fallen and The Impact Player walk out of the tunnel, there is a mixed reaction from the crowd as they make their way to the ring. Then “Natural Born Killers” hits the speakers and the Smoke turns red then red and white pyros soot off next to the entrance. Then Pestilence and The Phenom come out carrying a 20 foot ladder and the crowd goes absolutely nuts. They then come down to the ring but set up the ladder out side the ring and wait for the bell.]
JR: Good god Hayman that’s one of the career shortening 20 footers!
Hayman: JR I was with ECW I know what a 20 foot ladder looks like.
Then the bell rings and The Phenom starts to climb the ladder to jump off into the ring, and Pestilence goes around the ring and starts to dig around under the ring, and eventually crawls under it. Then Freeze and D2K1 double team on The Fallen and get him into the corner. Then The Impact Player goes out side to climb the ladder and attack The Phenom. The Impact Player gets to the top but Phenom is only part of the way up then Pestilence comes out from under the ring right next to the ladder and The Phenom jumps off as Pestilence pushes the ladder over sending The Impact Player to the ground. Then Pestilence moves the ladder into the ring and The Phenom starts to stack four tables 2x2 on the outside and lays a chair on top of it. Meanwhile Freeze and D2K1 have set up 2 smaller ladders in the corner and laid The Fallen on a table in between the 2 of them, then both jump off the ladders landing leg drops and demolishing the table in the process!
JR: Wow! What a move! That has to be painful! I can’t believe they did that, this is crazy!
Then Pestilence places the 20 foot ladder in the center of the ring and starts his climb for the Tag Team Belts. D2K1 quickly spots this and starts to climb the other side. They both reach the top and start to exchange blows then Pestilence gains the upper hand and goes for the PestiPlex!
JR: NO! Don’t Do it! You’ll crush him! No body can withstand that much punishment!
Hayman: Do it Pestilence! Carnage! Carnage! Yes!
The Pestilence executes the PestiPlex on top of the ladder sending D2K1 outside and through the Spanish Announce table!
JR: OH MY GOD! What has he done! He is a monster! How can he be alive after that!
By this time Freeze is over to the ladder that Pestilence is on and shoves it over sending Pestilence to the ropes and he lands straddling the ropes and topples over to the floor! Now The Phenom is in the ring with a chair and is ready to hit Freeze but The Fallen gets up first and Hits The Phenom with a chair and as Phenom is falling Freeze grabs his chair and swings it at The Fallen but connects with his chair sending both of them to the ground!
JR: These young studs are out here killing each other! This is horrific!
Now D2K1 gets up and so does Pestilence who goes out in search of The Impact Player, D2K1 Follows him and they both start to gang beat him, now the rest of the group has joined them and are slowly making there way up to the entrance area. When they get up there Pestilence whips The Fallen into a TV left from the Predators “Living room” and The Phenom whips The Impact Player into the other TV. Then Pestilence sets up a 20 Foot ladder next to the Tunnel to climb on top of the Tunnel. He starts to Climb it but then Freeze also starts to climb the other side, then D2K1 goes to help his friend but instead gets a Hard chair shot to the back of the head by The Phenom. The Phenom then sets up another 20 footer next to Pestilence’s and starts to climb to Attack Freeze. The Phenom starts to climb but The Impact player starts to climb the other side and then The Fallen sets up another one next to the other 2 to help his partner and both he and D2K1 start to climb, finally every one is at the top and are battling it out with whoever is across from them. Then The Fallen starts to lean to far to one side sending their ladder towards everyone else’s knocking them all over and sending Pestilence and Freeze to the top of the entrance. They begin to battle on top of the Tunnel, but everyone else is knocked out cold from the domino fall of the ladders. Pestilence and Freeze exchange right hands for a while, both almost falling off numerous times but then Pestilence gets the upper hand and uses the side russian leg sweep. They both fall off and go crashing through the coffee table left out from the Predators Living room and are laid out on the ground, then the other members of the match start to stir and get up. The Phenom sets up a ladder and climbs up to the top of the entrance as does The Impact Player. D2K1 and The Fallen start to fight inside the entrance. The Phenom is really giving it to The Impact Player on top of the Entrance and finally picks him up for the disaster Phenom hits the move perfect but the end of the glass entrance now has stress fractures and is creaking below them. The Phenom gets up and picks up The Impact Player and executes the Pump Handle Slam and breaks the glass entrance! They both fall through the glass and land on D2K1 and The Fallen! The end of the entrance tunnel is now broken and the glass shards are everywhere and the smoke is billowing out of the tunnel! The Phenom, Impact Player, D2K1 and The Fallen are all a bloody mess and are lying on the floor! Now Pestilence gets up and moves over to The Phenom and gets him up and tells him to get up and drag The Fallen back to the ring. Pestilence goes towards the ring and sets up a short ladder and a big ladder next to each other.
JR: What in the name of Christ is he doing??
The Phenom finally drags The Fallen back to the ladder set up and Pestilence puts him up on his shoulder and climbs the short ladder, Then The Phenom climbs the 20 footer, when they both reach the top The Phenom jumps off and executes the Dropkick Doomsday Device sending The Fallen off Pestilence and Through the tables The Phenom stacked earlier!!!
Hayman: JR did you see that? That was amazing! What a move! These guys are great everyone of these teams are really proving themselves right here!
JR: Yes these young studs are really going at it. They are really dishing out the punishment and this match could be shortening their careers.
Now The Predators go back into the ring and set up the 20 foot ladder under the belts, but Freeze has gotten up and stumbled back to the ring, when he gets there he pushes the ladder over sending The Phenom out side but Pestilence lands inside. Then Freeze sets up a table in the ring, and grabs Pestilence and puts him on the table, then he climbs up the 20 footer and delivers the Icicle to him crushing the table and their bodies! Now The Phenom is back up and is in the ring also D2K1 is making his way back to the ring. The Phenom sets up the Ladder and is climbing for the belts, Then D2K1 gets in the ring and sets up his own 20 footer and climbs to the top, but his ladder is too far away and cant reach The Phenom! They both get to the top and The Phenom reaches for the belts and D2K1 jumps off and spears him and they both go crashing down to the outside of the ring! Now Freeze is back up and is climbing for the belts! Pestilence also gets up and moves to the other side of the ladder, he reaches the top just after Freeze does, but Freeze has to turn his back to Pestilence to grab the belts and Pestilence pulls him to bend over backward over the top of the ladder and he locks in the Plague Drop and they both go falling to the out side of the ring!!! The ladder also falls down in the process, then Phenom sets it back up climbs the ladder to get to the belts, D2K1 is now getting back into the ring as is Pestilence, he also has a chair. D2K1 moves to push the ladder but meets Pestilence and Pestilence impedes his movement with a stiff chair shot right to the head! Then the Phenom passes on the ladder from blood loss and Pestilence climbs the other side of the ladder now Freeze is in the ring and he pushes the ladder over but Pestilence has got a hold of the cable holding the belts, but he rips one belt down and keeps a hold on it the with his other hand rips the other belt down and falls to the mat!
Winner: The Predators
Then Pestilence gets up to a chair shot to the head from Freeze and then Freeze leaves the ring. Then the medical staff comes out and helps everyone else out of the ring, some with stretchers.
JR: Well folks we just saw one of the most unpredictable matches that you can get yourself into, and we saw a lot of carnage and a lot of blood loss.
Hayman: Yes JR it was nice reminded me of my ECW days, all the carnage! All the blood! All the Weapons! Yes!
Match Five: Kool Daddy (c) v. Nova
I guess Kool Daddy needed an opponent for the
Cruiserweight Title at WMX7, so Nova stepped up to the plate.
"Between Angels and Insects" blares over the speakers and Nova is the first man out to the ring, ready to challenge the Cruiserweight Champion, Kool Daddy. Nova leapfrogs over the ropes and awaits the arrival of the champ. Then "Wanted Dead or Alive" plays on the speakers and KD walks down to the ring, slapping hands with his fans as usual. KD stops midway down the aisle, drops his gold, and sprints the rest of the way to the ring. Kool slides into the ring but Nova was quickly on him with the boots before he could get to his feet. Nova snap suplexes KD and puts him in a modified armbar submission. KD won’t give up that easily and easily breaks the hold. Nova dropkicks KD down to the mat, but Kool doesn’t stay down for long. He gets up before Nova and hammers Nova into the corner. Kool sets up Nova on the top rope, ready for a super brainbuster, but Nova punches him to the mat. Nova stands on the top rope and attempts a shooting star press, but KD moves out of harm’s way. Nova is basically writhing in pain on the mat, so KD takes advantage, executing a slingshot legdrop. Kool covers nova for the 1…..2….. kick out. Kool takes complete control from here on out. First he whips Nova to the ropes but it is reversed, but KD was quick and does a flying head scissors to Nova. Nova gets up and was trying to execute the Kryptonite Krunch, but KD reverses it into a backslide and gets another near fall. Kool climbs the turnbuckle and nails a perfect cross body block. KD picks up Nova and tries for the Saturday Night Slam, but Nova gets out of it. Nova starts hitting KD with all he’s got, but this will come back to haunt him later on. Nova looks like he’s in control, hammering away at KD from pilar to post. Nova hits a piledriver right in the middle of the ring, and then goes for a moonsault. Nova hits the moonsault, but lays on the mat, catching his breath. KD gets to his feet at about the same time as Nova and the two run at each other but nail a double clothesline and are both on the mat again. KD rolls out to the floor, and climbs the apron and the turnbuckle. Nova hits the ropes, and KD falls right on his genitals. KD is in a considerable amount of pain, which explains why he wasn’t able to reverse Nova’s frankensteiner. KD now laying in the middle of the ring, gets frog splashed by Nova. Nova goes for the cover and gets the 1……2…… Kool Daddy kicks out right at the last possible instant. Nova looks pissed, and he picks up KD for the Novacaine, but KD powers out. This is where Nova’s mistake comes back to haunt him. Nova has used so much energy that he is basically out on his feet at this point in the match. KD easily picks him up and hits the Saturday Night Slam. It would all have been over right there, except for one thing. Freeze, who KD had fought in a triple threat match earlier in the night, starts walking down to ringside. "Last Resort" plays over the speakers, and Freeze looks noticeably pissed off. KD kept his ‘kool’ though, he just climbed the turnbuckle, flipped Freeze the bird, and hit the Saturday Night Splash on Nova for the 1…….2……3. Freeze tried to break up the pin, but was unsuccessful in getting there in time. KD and Freeze brawled for a little while, and then Freeze got the upper hand. By this time, Mack Daddy and D2K1 were both in the ring as well, helping their respective tag team partners. KD and Mack eventually chased off the Deathrow Istitution, Nova, and Numerous Federation officials.
Winner: and still EWWF Cruiserweight Champion, Kool Daddy
Main Event: Kurt Angle v. Double A (c)
JR:
Well now we all know what it is time for now, the match we've been waiting for
since Royal Rumble and Double A's capturing the World Title in the tournament.
Heyman:
This is going to be an all out war, unlike anything we have ever seen before.
(A Vignette shows
recaping the past months showing Double A and Kurt Angle both going over in the
Royal Rumble at the same time, then it goes on to showing Double A's Chapel
Match with then the Assassin and Double A coming out on top after a horrific
beating. It continues on to show the World Title tournament match by match
Double A marching on to defeat Kool Daddy in the finals. Then it shows some of
his title defenses against different people and then procedes to show Kurt
Angle's many matches set up by the CEO himself, including the Hardcore matches
and the 5 on 1 gauntlet match and concludes with recent shots of showdowns in
the ring and fist fights they have had lately concluding with the same picture
they have been showing in the Wrestlemania posters and commercials with Double A
and Kurt Angle face to face, nose to nose in a staredown.)
JR:
All of that plus more, leads up to here and now, moments away from the main
event at Wrestlemania, the greatest spectacle in all of sports entertainment
today and I have just gotten word from the back that this is such a heated and
intense rivaly, the officials know it could get nasty so there letting
everything go and it's now a no DQ match.
Then it cuts back
to the arena and over the speakers plays "Medal" and out from the back
onto the stage in his new white duds with Gold Medals and all. He walks down a
little bit and his red, white and blue pyro goes off and continues his walk to
the ring and struts around and finally gets in. He takes off his gold medals and
hands them to the ref and gets pumped and stares at the entrance ramp and then
the lights in the arena go out. The dark blue strobe lights start up along with
the gold spotlights now streaming through the Houston Astrodome and one
spotlight turns on at the far end of the massive stage and the smoke clears and
the band Mudvayne is standing there with instruments and all.
The loud gunshot is
heard followed by the high pitched scream and then Mudvayne begins to play the
song "Dig" and the blue and gold pyro goes off from the top of the
arena, in the ring, on the entrance ramp, on the stage near Mudvayne and next to
the glass tunnel entrance. Then out from the glass tunnel with the World Title
over his shoulder wearing the sparkling and glowing almost all gold clothes with
the dark blue accents is The Intimidator, Double A. The crowd absolutely loses
it when he walks out. Everyone is on there feet, clapping, stomping, screaming
and hollering for the World Champion. Double A poses on the stage for the fans
and then walks over to the band and shakes hands with the lead singer and sings
the chorus in the mic with him and then makes his walk down the entrance ramp
and down the alley. He gets down there and slides into the ring and Kurt Angle
hops out to the floor. Double A walks over to the corner and jumps up onto the
second rope and holds up the World Title for everyone in the Astrodome to see
with the flashbulbs now going off at a startling pace. He hops down and goes
over to the opposite corner and hops up onto the second rope and holds up the
World Title again and the flashbulbs once again go off at a amazing pace. He
hops down from the corner and folds up the World Title and hands it to the ref
and then takes off running.
JR:
Oh my god......
Double A runs and
springboards off the top of the ropes into a Shooting Star Press to Kurt Angle
on the outside of the ring. Double A hops up to his feet and picks up Kurt Angle
along with him. Double A begins to pound Kurt Angle's head into the top of the
announce table repeatedly.
Heyman:
This is just a tad to close for comfort.
Kurt Angle then
nails Double A in the stomach and he begins to pound Double A's head into the
top of the announce table. He then grabs Double A and whips him into the corner
post. Kurt then starts to lose it and pound Double A's head repeatedly into the
steel steps and the referee Earl Hebner has to come break off Kurt from Double A
and Kurt rolls back into the ring and gets up and does his little dance and
Whoooo!!!! for the crowd, Double A sees this out of the corner of his eye and
becomes enraged. Double A slides into the ring and hops to his feet and recieves
a few blows from Angle but to no effect and Double A just picks up Angle by his
neck and tosses him into the corner. Double A then stares Angle down and Angle
gets a strange look on his face and Double A comes running in and nails a
clothesline. Kurt is about to fall to the ground but Double A stops him and
keeps him in the corner and stands him back up and starts to pound away on Angle
with left and rights at a amazing break neck speed. Double A backs off and goes
and poses in the opposite corner while the referee checks on Angle.
JR:
Double A very confident and dominant here early on in this match.
Heyman:
As he should be JR. He is the World Champion, although, it is early on.
Double A then goes
back over to Angle who is now getting back to his feet. Double A grabs him and
whips him into the ropes but when Angle comes back off he nails a clothesline
sending Double A to the mat. Angle then picks Double A back up and whips him
into the ropes and when Double A comes back Kurt Angle grabs him and does his
Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex to Double A. But Kurt didn't know he was so close
to the ropes so Double A went flying over the top to the floor and his legs
crash into the announce table. Angle follows this up by going to the outside to
where Double A is. Angle starts to pick him up but Double A violently pushes him
back into the ring apron so his back slams into it. Then Double A kicks Angle in
the gut and puts him in position and gives him a T Bone Suplex on the floor. He
then picks up a dazed Angle and picks him up and takes him over on top of the
Spanish announce table. Double A sets him up but Kurt fights out of it and looks
like he's going to Rock Bottom Double A through which would be a blatant slap in
the face of Rock but Double A knees him in the gut and once again sets up and
this time nails the Close Range aka Standing Full Nelson Slam, through the
Spanish announce table.
Heyman:
Oh Man!!!!!
JR:
Close Range through the announce table. Atleast it wasn't ours.
Double A gets up
wobbly from it and wanders over by JR to find something and Kurt Angle gets up
very slowly from the table crash but now has the World Title in his hand that he
found next to Heyman's feet. Double A gives up and goes back over to Angle and
in a desperate dive Kurt nails Double A right across the face and the belt falls
onto the announce table and you can see blood all over the front of it and the
camera pans down to Double A and when he rolls over you can see he is busted
wide open. Angle picks up Double A and whips him into the baracade and as he
hits you see a mist of blood fly up from his face. Then Angle picks him up and
whips him into the next baracade and the same happens again. Then Angle starts
to pull Double A up the walkway a long ways and then up the entrance ramp until
they are on the stage. The whole Astrodome is on their feet watching in suspense
of what's going to happen. Angle then stops by the end of the now partcially
broken glass entrance and sets Double A up for what looks like a Piledriver on
some stray glass shards and he picks him up but Double A gets back to his feet
elbows Kurt in the gut and nails a DDT on them instead. Double A slowly gets to
his feet and picks up Angle and when Angle rises he is also now bloody.
JR:
Those glass shards could have gotten into Kurt's eyes for god's sake!!! What was
Double A thinking??!!
Heyman:
He's thinking he wanted to hurt him, JR, duh.
Double A now takes
Kurt over to the edge of the stage where there is a 4 foot drop off to the
smaller stage where Mudvayne previously performed and Double A whips Angle off
the stage onto the smaller one and Kurt just falls in a heep on the stage and
slides across it into the drum set. Double A hops down and walks over to where
Angle is and as Double A is picking Kurt back up Angle gives him a blatant low
blow. Double A falls in a heep on the stage and Angle gets to his feet and gets
a breather. Kurt awaits a little bit and begins to pick up Double A but Angle is
unknowing of the object in Double A's hand. Angle picks him up and Double A
spins around and bashes the Electric Guitar over Angles head. Angle falls to the
ground immeadiately and Double A takes a seat on the drummers stool. Double A
then rises and picks Angle back up and throws him back up onto the main stage
and Double A hops up there himself. The Intimidator then picks Angle back up and
drags him over to the entrance area once again. Double A looks at what's left of
the glass tunnel which is still about 10 feet of the original 15. Double A looks
at the tunnel, looks at Kurt, looks at the tunnel, looks at Kurt and gives a
smile with the blood streaming down his face.
JR:
What is he thinking, we've already seen one possible career ending move using
that god forsaken tunnel, what's next?
Heyman:
Oh man, were about to find out JR.
Double A gets Kurt
in the standing position and Irish Whips as hard as he possibly can but on
instinct reaction Angle reverses sending Double A crashing through the side of
the glass tunnel and now with not enough stablity, the rest of the roof comes
crashing down on top of him. The glass shatters everywhere as Angle dives out of
the way of the coming shards of glass and there is a massive flash of the
flashbulbs from all the cameras in the arena.
JR:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Someone check and see if Double A is even alive let alone
continue.
Heyman:
That is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!!!!
Kurt slowly gets up
to his feet and we can still not see anything because of all the smoke that was
between the panes of glass are now billowing out. Someone backstage finally gets
around to cutting the power to the smoke machine and as it clears we see shards
of glass and largers pieces everywhere on the main stage. Then as the main part
settles and clears we see Double A not only moving but slowly getting to his
feet removing shards of glass from his arms and legs. Angle gets a very angry
and extremely pissed off look on his bloody face and charges in at Double A, he
sees this ducks and Back Body Drops Kurt Angle onto the piles of shard glass and
he lets out a horendous yell!!!! Double A then picks up Angle up over his
shoulder and starts the walk down to the ring. He walks down the entrance ramp
and then the actual long walk way and about half way there Angle starts to
squerm so Double A puts in a few punches and keeps on walking. He gets down to
the ring and rolls Angle in and then slides in himself.
JR:
Finally these two amazing competitors make their way back into the ring.
Heyman:
Yeah, it's kinda depressing isn't it?
Double A then
stands up and removes another shard of glass from his arm and wipes some of the
massive amount of blood on his forehead away and then picks Kurt Angle up to his
feet and then showing off the power picks Kurt Angle up into a Gorilla Press and
does a few reps with Angle and then he starts to wriggle and move around and he
falls and lands on his feet and tries to punch Double A but he ducks and grabs
Angle for a Northern Lights Suplex but but Angle gives him a knee in the gut and
an Axehandle to the back and flips Double A over with a Side Slam. Angle then
turns and poses to the crowd and lets out another WHHOOOOO!!!!!! He then goes
back and picks up Double A and whips him into the ropes and tries and
clothesline but Double A ducks and Double A speeds up and bounces off the other
ropes and Angle tries for a clothesline again but Double A ducks again and only
speeds up even more and he bounces off the other ropes and Double A anticipating
another clothesline from Angle which he does try ducks again and stops behind
Kurt and nails the Rude Awakening. Double A hops up and does Rick Rude's old
dance and points up to the sky real quick but then grabs Kurt and rolls him to
the outside of the ring and places him on JR and Heyman's announce table.
JR:
Double A what are you doing???!!!! Whatever your planning on don't do it it's
not worth it.
Double A turns to
JR with a brimstone stare.
Double
A: You better believe it is.....
Double A then gets
a big smile on his face. He walks over to the time keepers table and gets the
ring bell and walks back over to Angle now spread eagle on the announce table
and Double A nails him in his already busted open forehead. Knocking Kurt Angle
stupid and nearly knocking him out. Then Double A drops the bell and goes over
to the ring and lifts up the apron and looks under the ring and finds the
massive 20 foot ladder from the TLC Match. JR and Heyman see this and get as far
away from the announce table as possible. Double A shoves it in the ring and
climbs in. He picks it up and sets in up in the ring as close to the ropes as
possible. So the 20 foot ladder is set up in the 4 foot high ring with Kurt
Angle lying on the announce table on the outside of the ring. Double A makes his
climb up the massive ladder and the flashbulbs are once again starting to go off
and slowly speeding up and more and more going off. Double A is now at the top
of the ladder and sticks his arms straight out to his side and then he makes the
death defying leap and the arena lights up like one big light with all the
flashbulbs going off and is deafening with the fans screaming and with a
Corkscrew Moonsault crashes on top of Kurt Angle sending both of then through
the table. JR and Heyman both rush over back to there head sets.
JR:
Oh my GOD!!!!!!! They both must be broken in half!!!!!!
Heyman:
I usually make fun of you when you say that line JR, but this time, I believe
you.
JR and Heyman both
standing there in amazement at both men lying there motion less and then two
paramedics come running through the crowd and hop the guardrail and start to
check out Double A and Angle. Double A then finally showing signs of life pushes
the paramedic on his ass and slowly gets to his feet and looks over and the
other paramedic is backing off because Angle is doing the same only slower.
Double A then starts to slowly lay the boots to Angle. The paramedics walk up
the aisle to the backstage area and JR and Heyman sit back down in their chairs
as two maintanence men are putting up another cheaper folding table up for them.
Double A then grabs Angle by the back of the head and tosses him into the ring
and Double A slowly rolls in after him. Double A immeadiately heads to the
corner for a beather as Angle lies on his back staring up at the Astrodome
ceiling and the Wrestlemania banner. Angle then after a little bit slowly starts
to get up so Double A grabs the top ropes and pulls himself to his feet and
walks over to Angle and starts to pick him up faster but Angle starts to lay the
punches into the abdomen of Double A. Double A tries to brush them off but it's
to much and Angle gets back to his feet under his own power and once again both
men are back to their feet and in a staredown.
JR:
Both men amazingly, AMAZINGLY back to their feet after the horrific falls and
occurences in this match.
Heyman:
I've seen alot of things in my day from ECW, to now the WWF and watching
wrestling before that but this is absolutely astonishing!!!
Double A and Kurt
Angle move toward each other and lock up into a grapple hold and start to move
each back and forth and each other bouncing off the ropes with finally Double A
just tossing Angle backwards into the corner but Angle gets back up and starts
to move towards Double A again. But then Double A signals for him to wait and
then holds up his hands in the air in a very familiar, flashback position.
JR:
What, I haven't seen this in so long? Double A wants to do the test of strength
with Kurt Angle!!!
Heyman:
I haven't seen this in 10 years!!!
Double A keeps the
hands up in the air and Kurt Angle stands there and thinks about it but after a
little booing from the crowd finally puts the hands up in the air and moves
towards Double A and they hook up. Double A and Kurt both strain and holler and
scream, both with the blood still draining and running down their faces then it
seems as if Kurt gets the upper hand and Double A starts to ease down to the
ground. He slowly goes down to one knee and is showing signs of pain and Kurt
just puts on more pressure and then the crowd starts the Double A chant and they
continue to get louder and louder until the chant is echoing through the
Astrodome and Double A starts to shake and gets off of the one knee and quickly
raises back to his feet and is on even ground with Angle. Angle starts to panic
and Double A begins to push down on Angle and then Angle quickly drops to one
knee and then two. The crowds chant slowly begins to fade away as Double A is in
clear control. Angle fights his way back to one knee just so he is able to kick
Double A in the balls and break the hold.
JR:
Angle finding the cheap way out of that one.
Heyman:
The smart way out of that one JR.
Double A falls to
the ground and Angle drags Double A over across the ring into position. Then
Angle signals for it and begins to climb the ropes and then gets to the top and
stands there and gives a big smile to the fans and jumps off with his flip and
nails his Moonsault on Double A. He remains on top for the pin ...1...2... no,
Double A lifts his foot onto the ropes. Angle is clearly pissed off and takes
his aggression out on the ref who he is screaming at and then he hops to his
feet and shoves the ref, Earl Hebner does not like that one bit and he shoves
Angle right back and he trips on Double A and Double A rolls him up for the pin
and gets ...1...2.. no, Angle is able to kick out of the roll up. Double A gets
to his feet immeadiately followed by Angle. Angle and Double A once again lock
up and Angle whips Double A into the ropes and Angle once again tries for a
clothesline but Double A ducks and bounces off the other ropes but when Double A
comes back Kurt executes a Drop Toe Hold into his Ankle Lock. Double A is right
in the middle of the ring and the cameras catch the pain running to his face and
he leaves his hands on the mat the whole time to resist the urge to tap but then
Double A folds back over and reverses Angle's Ankle Lock into a Ankle Lock of
his own, Double A has it in for a second or two but then Angle is to close to
the ropes.
JR:
Angle had his opportunity right there with the Ankle Lock in place but Double A
was able to get out and put one of his own on.
Heyman:
That's not only pain for Angle's Ankle but a blatant slap in the face for Kurt
too.
Double A and Kurt
Angle are now both back to their feet and inching closer towards each other and
once again hook up and Double A forces Angle back into the corner and then whips
him out off the ropes and attempts a clothesline of his own but Angle ducks and
bounces off the other ropes and comes back and Double A leap frogs Angle and
Kurt goes bouncing off the ropes again and when he comes back he tries a
clothesline of his own but Double A ducks and grabs his arm and hooks him into
the Crippler Crossface. Angle desperately tries to get out of the hold and
wiggles around trying to find anyway out of the hold but everytime he moves
Double A just grabs him and pulls tighter and tighter and just as Angle sees
that there is no way out and is about to tap he flales his leg back and feels it
hit the bottom rope. He tries to hold out and inch back and he is just barely
able to move back and get his toes on the bottom rope and once Earl Hebner hits
the 5 count Double A releases the hold and gets to his feet. As the ref is
checking in on Kurt Angle's status we hear over the PA System
"Replica" by Fear Factory and a bloody Double A looks over at the
entry way to see The Forgotten One formerly known as The Assassin walking over
the shards of glass towards the ring.
JR:
Looks like Double A's odds for this match just got a hell of alot worse.
Heyman:
The Forgotten One could give a damn about Angle but has nothing but hatred for
Double A.
The Forgotten One
starts a sprint to the ring and slides in and he and Double A begin to let the
fists fly. Left and rights from both men back and forth, left and right until
Double A gains the upper hand and sends The Forgotten One flying over the top
rope to the floor with a stiff shot but then from behind comes Kurt Angle and
nails to perfection the Olympic Slam. Angle scoots over onto Double A for the
pin and gets the...1...2... but no 3. Double A at the last possible second gets
the right shoulder up and Angle starts to lose his composure again hollering at
the ref and in just to himself in general. Angle is standing there wondering
what the hell he can do to put away Double A and then he comes up with it and
picks up Double A and begins to laugh. Kurt Angle sets up Double A in the Pump
Handle Position and does the same signal Double A does.
JR:
Angle's going for the Fatal Shot!!!!!
Angle picks him up
but Double A slides right over Angle's shoulder and down his back onto his feet
where he grabs Angle and hits the Olympic Slam. He falls on top and goes for the
pin, ...1...2... NO!!!!! Angle kicks out of his own move in the last possible
amount of time and Double A hops to his feet and begins to think of what the
hell he is going to do. Then Double A picks Angle up off the ground and whips
him into the ropes but Angle comes off the ropes with a clothesline but Double A
ducks and grabs him, sets him up in the Pump Handle, picks him up and nails the
Fatal Shot. He grabs a leg and goes for the pin, ...1...2...3!!!!!
JR:
Double A wins!!!!! Double A wins!!!!!
Heyman:
OH MY GOD, What a match!!!!
Winner:
Double A by Fatal Shot and STILL World Champion
But then as Double
A is getting his World Title handed to him The Forgotten One storms the ring and
starts to pound away but Double A drops the belt and turns right back around and
then again the left and rights are flying from both men, then Kurt Angle is
slowly getting up and about to join in but then all the lights in the arena go
out and erie noises and sounds start to go over the speakers then in the deep
voice over the PA System says, He Is Coming.........
Then the lights in
the arena start to flicker between no lights and red lights just for a split
second each and you can see one by one in the ring people falling of course Kurt
Angle, The Forgotten One and Double A. Then the deep voice goes back over the
speakers saying, The End For All Is Near.........
Then the lights
come back on a mysterious man wearing big black Hardy type pants and black taped
up wrists and fists and a black shirt cut off sleeves with a massive and scarily
written bright red question mark on the back and an indescribable face and head
stands above all 3 unconcious men in the middle of the ring. He gets a big
sinister and sadistic smile on his face and he snaps his fingers and the lights
once again go out. We only saw him for about 3 or 4 seconds tops, then all of a
sudden only a few seconds later the lights come back on and he on the second
floor of the arena staring down at the ring and then the lights go out again and
once again only about a few seconds later the lights come back on and the guy is
standing on the shards of glass on the entrance and once again snaps his fingers
and these massive red pyrotechnics go off and the deep voice over the speakers
says, Enigma has arrived........
Then once again the
lights go out and immeadiately come back on and the red lights are gone and
Enigma is also gone.
JR:
That was the weirdest and scariest guy I have ever seen in my life.
Then Kurt Angle
regains conciousness and heads to the back then Forgotten One awakes again and
looks for Double A but can't find him since he's rolled out of the ring so he
heads to the back. Then finally Double A awakes with the World Title and hops
back up into the ring and then the Predators, Jeff Hardy, Pestilence, Phenom and
Misdirection come running out from the back and down the aisle to the ring. They
are all checking with Double A to make sure he's ok and he brushes them off and
hops out of the ring and walks down the aisle up to the stage where the glass
tunnel should be with a very serious look on his face staring at the Predators
in the ring and holds up the World Title as Wrestlemania goes off the air
looking at the confused look of the Predators and the bloody and battered but
still World Champion Double A but in the backround we see Enigma sneak up and
grab Double A and haul him off as the screen goes to black.
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