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Dialogues With The Canucklehead

Titles: A - L

Last updated: 5 Jun 2009


Puck: "Glad to finally meet you face to face, Wolverine. Or can I make that Logan?"
Logan: "Why not? We've seen enough of the same action -- even though it wasn't always on the same side. That was you in Maracaibo, wasn't it?"
Puck: "You guessed? I'm flattered you could recognize my signature in the midst of all that mess."
(Alpha Flight 17)


Wolverine: "Good goin', babe -- but now it's time to take to the trees!"
Vindicator: "Why? We have nothing to fear from Deathstrike's forces!"
Wolverine: "Yeah, but you've seen how much they've gotta fear from us! Wanna take the chance on hurtin' 'em when maybe we can ditch 'em?"
Vindicator: "N-no!"
Wolverine: "Then split!"
(Alpha Flight 34)


Jmaes Hudson: "Department H trained you, Weapon X! I made you the super-agent you are! You can't walk out on me now!"
Wolverine: "Let's get something straight, Jimmy. Nobody -- not you, not me -- knows who made me what I am today. As for trainin', I was a killer long before I became your killer. I gotta go. You know why. So scratch Weapon X from Canada's corps o' commandos. From here on in, call me Wolverine."
(Alpha Flight 52)


Wolverine: "We get through this, I'm gonna pop a claw through her eye, you guys cool with that?"
Emma Frost: "Absolutely."
Cyclops: "Logan, we don't just.... nah, go for it."
(Astonishing X-Men 21)


Ben: "They got us completely surrounded!"
Logan: "Good! That means we've got a 360 degree free-fire zone!"
(Ben Grimm and Logan 2)


Ben: "I'm outta ammo."
Logan: "I'm dry as well."
Ben: "We gave it our best shot, pal."
Logan: "Yeah, but discretion is the better part o' valor. The logical thing to do is surrender."
Ben: "You think?"
Logan: "Naah."
Ben: "I thought so. It's clobberin' time!"
(Ben Grimm and Logan 2)


Logan: "The X-Men are here and we're down to kick butt and take names!"
Beast: "I wouldn't put it so crudely!"
Logan: "Okay, Beastie -- Let us pummel these louts severely about the head and shoulders!"
(Cable 16)


Nightcrawler: "But I was raised in a circus, remember? I learned acrobatics as soon as I began to walk!"
Logan: "Fancy footwork's fine for a show, elf. Not combat."
Nightcrawler: "How I do my job, Wolverine, is my business so long as that job is properly done. If I choose to do it with style -- a little panache -- a lot of fun -- where's the harm? Besides for all your glum, grim determination, you've yet to lay a glove on me! Face it, you're beaten!"
Logan: "The heck I am!"
Nightcrawler: "Whoulmpgh!"
(Classic X-Men 4)


Nightcrawler: "When I am sober -- assuming I live so long -- I've a feeling I shall regret this."
Logan: "Never know. People may surprise you."
Nightcrawler: "You're enjoying this! It's a joke to you!"
Logan: "Life's a joke, pal."
(Classic X-Men 4)


Nightcrawler: "Hey... is that...pie on your face?"
Wolverine: "I swear, Elf. You laugh -- you die!"
Nightcrawler: "I'm not laughing, really!."
(Damage Control 4)


Logan: "We've gotta go back to Chinatown."
Deathblow: "Sure! Why not? I've nearly been killed and my house is destroyed, thanks to you -- why not drive you around like I'm your personal #%*@$ chauffeur!
Logan: "Look, bub -- If you hadn't come along today I'd probably be dead right now and when this is over, I'll give you a big sloppy kiss. But right now, my lady might be in danger -- or worse -- so quit your bellyachin' and drive!"
(Deathblow and Wolverine 1)


Elektra: "No, Logan. I'm goin' to be a dancer."
Logan: "You mean as in guys in white tights and skinny broads standin' on their toes?"
Elektra: "It's going to be modern dance."
Logan: "Oh.. modern dance. Ya mean ya don't need to practice?"
Elektra: "That's what I'm hoping."
(Elektra 1)


Elektra: "It's under control."
Logan: "That why I felt you shivering all the way across town?"
Elektra: "It's a little cold tonight."
Logan: "It's hotter than a fur coat on fire. What's up, sister?"
Elektra: "When you were a little boy, were you afraid of the dark?"
Logan: "Nah. The dark was 'fraid of me."
(Elektra 1)


Elektra: "So, are you staying down here or coming up, Logan?"
Logan: "You saw me waiting?"
Elektra: "I smelled you a block away, my friend."
Logan: "What was it? My after-shave or my animal charisma?"
Elektra: "A little bit of both."
Logan: "Ya know? I'll take that as a compliment."
(Elektra 10)


Elektra: "Mac is decent and kind. And he's trustworthy. And good company."
Logan: "What's his middle name? Lassie?"
Elektra: "For that, you can go."
Logan: "All joking aside, I think I know what's goin' on inside that head of yours."
Elektra: "Oh, somehow I doubt that, Logan."
Logan: "Since you were reborn, you've had to relearn how to do stuff that other people take for granted. Now, if a guy comes at you with a flamethrower, you know what to do. You are totally in control. But -- if that same guy comes at you with flowers... you're all out at sea. I didn't think you liked cut flowers anyhow."
Elektra: I don't, really. They were sent to me by.... MAC!"
Mac: ""I just called around to.... Okay, I get it. You tell me you need to be alone at night. What you mean is you want to be alone with Whiskers."
Logan: "Hey, that's MISTER Whiskers to you."
(Elektra 10)


J2: "H-how do you know you can trust me?"
Wolverine: "A mutual friend vouches for you."
J2: "You mean Jubilee of the X-People?"
Wolverine: "She's a good judge of people... even if she's lousy when it come t'namin' a team."
(J2 5)


J2: "What was it like to be with the X-Men during the glory days? When did you get your Adamantium back? Do you prefer bone or metal claws? Hey! You're not answering any of my questions!"
Wolverine: "I was wonderin' when you'd notice. Look kid, I never set out to be anyone's icon."
(J2 10)


Shigematsu: "Who -- who are you?!"
Logan: "The wrong person, bub, to have as your enemy."
Shigematsu: "Wolverine!"
Logan: "Yup."
(Kitty Pryde and Wolverine 2)


Kitty Pryde: "Impossible."
Logan: "If that's what you believe, girl, then it always will be."
Kitty Pryde: "Gimme a break! You're too tall -- an' too darn ugly -- to be Yoda."
(Kitty Pryde and Wolverine 4)



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