Lecture provided by Professor Kermit....
-Hello friends, how are you? i'm gonna show you how to blaze up.
-Take a rizzla, or a rice paper or a piece of felt o paper from a shoebox or a page from your bible or take apart a cigarette or a lottery ticket or any piece of paper, fold it in half.
Then take a good selection of weed, start to break it up, with caution........................................
-¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ oh shit, mother fucker, fucking hell, son of a bitch.....etc. etc...
-sorry, then after your mistakes, continue. Take the folded paper, with the crease in the middlewith damp fingers (the ones on your hands), start to roll up.
-once you've done your roll up, take one end and roll it like the end of a sweet wrapper....
-find some matches, or a lighter and..........
- ... light
up, inhaling and exhaling alternatively.
- if something like this happens (see visual aid) refer to the everready fireman that is your wet finger and extinguish the affected area, so that the consumption may continue.
- cough ! cough ! cough ! , retain a fraction of the smoke, until it burns your throat, cou...cough.... and repeat the experience.
- he !..he !.... relax man, think of nothing or in something stupid, listen to Pink Floyd....go and see, i don't know whatev........ohhhhhhhhh.......cha my MADER FAKER! he! he!
- he ! he !....later you'll feel like your in....... he ! ..inside a YOYO, and a terrible feeling of hunger and thirst will descend upon you.......he ! he !....AHAHAH!!! save the left over, for your mates.
- zZzZzZzZz..............hey, .you...follow the instructions and you'll have a ball, its great,.......
