You may be wondering how I got my fucked up name for my web page. Ok, me and my friend Leah were walking home from this messed up party with gay boys and stripping and we walked by this church. Now I can't read very well because I was beaten as a child and now I am retarded. So there was a sign that said the name of the church "The Church Of Jesus Christ" so I read it and I said "he Cheech...." and my friend Leah who finds joy in making fun of my retardedness starts saying "The Cheech Of Churvis Christ", and she like kept saying it the whole fuckin way home cuz its funny to make fun of the people who can't read very well.
So that's the story of my title, to sum up I'm retarded and I can't read and Leah makes fun of me.
The End.
Leah- I Love Paul!!!!! But we can't say that any more cuz of stupid gay Steve! Oh and rememder that gressy fat girl on our bus that like pushes us away so she can get out first, I hate her, like does the girl own a fuckin shower or any thing. Oh and how come we never talk about the Chigger any more, you have to talk to him, if you don't talk to him how will you marry him. LUNCH!!
Sarah- Hey are you still reading porn on the internet there Sarah I hope your family dosn't find out. Rememder the time we were up till midnight looking up words that know one would understand. That was a weird night, or the time when we stuffed a whole cake in our mouths, that was so gross. I love ya Man.
Melly- You fat ugly freak why don't we chill any more, oh thats right cuz you hangout wiht the bif ugly wanna be hoe who shall be namless (COURTNEY!!!!!!!!!) Get My POINT! Just joken I love you and your preepy-fake ghetto ways. OMG what happened to the cat piss smelling green jaket of yours, you HAVE to give it to me.
Johno- MAN HOE! No I love you! Did you room flood again? lol Remember when you dated Courtney? (It speacks for it's self)