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Worst Away Messages Ever

Away messages piss me off. I don't know why but they do, and here are the ones that piss me off the most, followed by various reasons why they do. Note: These are not actual away messages, just the typical ones I see on a day to day basis. The best away messages are simple, the default "I am away from my computer right now." is overlooked, it's quick and to the point. A recent away message I saw simply said "dogsitting". This is probably the best away message I have ever read, it left me wanting so much more. Who's dog was it?, what kind of dog is it?, did any wacky adventures occur while you were watching this dog?

OUT WIT MY DOGGZ, HOLLA AT ME YO![note: this away message is being used by a very white person]

i am broken without you...what happened...i miss you

[insert stupid sad depressing song lyrics here]

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