Worst Away Messages Ever
Away messages piss me off. I don't know why but they do, and here are the ones that piss me off the most, followed by various reasons why they do.
Note: These are not actual away messages, just the typical ones I see on a day to day basis. The best away messages are simple, the default "I am away from my computer right now." is overlooked, it's quick and to the point. A recent away message I saw simply said "dogsitting". This is probably the best away message I have ever read, it left me wanting so much more. Who's dog was it?, what kind of dog is it?, did any wacky adventures occur while you were watching this dog?
OUT WIT MY DOGGZ, HOLLA AT ME YO![note: this away message is being used by a very white person]
- When you sit down and write an away message like this, stop what you are doing and say it outloud, then realize what a fuckin idiot you are and write something simple.
i am broken without you...what happened...i miss you
- This type of away message is clearly directed at one person, so fucking send it as a message to that person, the whole world doesn't want to read it, and you aren't goin to get the pity you want.
[insert stupid sad depressing song lyrics here]
- No one cares about a quote from a crappy song to show everyone how hard your life is and how sad you are, once again you aren't gonna get the pity you are clearly searching for.
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