CLOSER.MID	Nine Inch Nails never used to sound like this. THANK YOU GOD !
ENTER.MID	You can really feel the "bogan effect" of the original in this version. Only this time, somebody had NO idea. Metallica, this one's for you, losers.
HORSE.MID	I hope the four horsemen come to take me away from all this crap. Please, end it all!
ALL.MID	He want's it all, He want's it all, He want's it all and He want's it now. I don't know why. I though Freddy had already had it.
BLUE.MID	I don't think this is quite what New Order had in mind when they made Blue Monday.
ACES.MID	Iron Maiden maught! Up the Irons! It's not quite the same without Bruce Dickinson. Hell, it's not the same fullstop.
BARBIE.MID	Isn't this one just Sugar Sweet? I think that I'll stay with water for my AQUA thankyou.
XFILES.MID	Are people conspiring to make music like this? The truth is out there.
IRONMAN.MID	Mother always said I'd go to hell for listening to Black Sabbath. That may not be true, but the person who made this MIDI should be on the way down.
LOVE.MID	This MIDI doesn't suck as bad as most do. I just think the original sucks. Elton John, eat yourself out. Sorry, SIR Elton John, eat your HEART out.
BATMAN.MID	NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!! Robin, you look quite fetching in those tights! BAM! WHAP! POW! Holy molesting artichokes Batman! Don't ever look at my butt like that again.
DS9.MID	The series has ended, let it rest in peace will you.
GIRLS.MID	Does anybody remember Duran Duran? Nope. Good.