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Q: What did the
leper say when the prostitute offered him his change?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why can't Nigel write his name?
A: Because Nigel is dead.
Q: In the "old boy's" school, what does one say when another
wishes to be seated?
A: May I push in your stool.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his penis was stapled to the
chicken.
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