Dear valued cyberperson:

This new, innovative search engine is the newest, hottest thing to hit the cyberworld. If you haven't heard of this, you probably live in a hole with your old laptop and a cellular modem. This search program will allow you to find anything that you want to on the web!. Just type in a few KEY WORDS, and we will quickly inundate you with more unrelated links than you will ever be able to handle in any sort of orderly fashion. Or, check out our "friendly people" club where we allow you to get in touch with freakos such as yourself! In addition, we have our own web magazine and fly-fishing club, the Super Fly Fishers' Club! That is, assuming we all have the courage to actually meet each other outside of our secured, safe homes. Then comes the extraordinary cost of plane tickets from Idaho and Bangkok... okay, forget that one. It's still the greatest thing since sliced bread and the onslaught of HTML, so it can't be too bad!

Here are some other advantages of Superfly!:

• The Internet is a rapidly changing, growing form of media that continues to dominate our popular culture with no sign of slowing down.
  
• Search engine communities will become more popular as they offer a more centralized form of communication to their customers, who are beginning to demand more from their service providers. In response to the apparent demand, we will supply them with as many advertisements as they truly desire.
  
• We're just so darn popular and cool and all that! (Awwwww shucks.......)
  
• No other search engine is as cool as us, and besides, you won't be able to find anything on their engines cuz they're all with us!
  
• We offer the most annoying number of branches per category of anybody on the Internet!
  
• We've got an awesome logo, and plenty of name brand recognition. So much so that 4 out of every 5 Internet users prefers to be frustrated by our brand of search engine.
  
• Man, who cares, we are Da Bomb!

So, valued customer, we ask that you allow your browser to be significantly slowed so that we may advertise your face off for the good of advancing a new trend on the Internet. I think you will be pleased with the results.

Sincerely, Joel N. Ternet, Superintendent! of Superfly! Corporations limited.

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This fictional work by "The Orange Baron", Copyright 1999, All Rights Reserved, by Silly Stuff Productions. This is a silly, innocent parody. There is no Superfly! search engine.