Feel free to steal my info, could be how I got it myself for all you know.
The Red Pill can be found here: First go to Georgetown, click the link to Webby University and go to the library. Then go to stacks, from there go to 800 literature. After that you "read it." If you meet the requirements you can take the red pill or the blue pill. If you take the blue pill you will go back to the library. If you take the red pill you have a chance of losing or gaining up to 100 hp. People have millions of little tricks that they may think work, but they probably don't. Usually if you just take it rarely, maybe like once a week, it seems to work better. I guess thats my little trick I think works best. It doesn't work always though, so take a chance if you feel like it.
Guilds are good places for all aliens. If you're new join a newbie guild (hahaha). If you're good join a good one. They mostly make up their own rules that are usually pretty fair. You can receive weapons and armor from them, donate, post on message boards, and if Webby ever gets off his lazy ass and works on it there will be guild wars which will kick ass. You can also get jobs from guilds. These jobs are Leader, Co-Leader, Sage, Treasurer, Moderator, Website Keeper, Advisor, and Record Keeper. The Leader and Co-Leader are your masters. The Sage makes the library. The Treasurer messes around with taxes and guild funds. The Moderator screws up the message boards. The website keeper, well its obvious as hell. The Advisor makes ranks and gives them out. The Record Keeper lets people into the guild and stuff.
Alignment is whether you're good or evil. To become good attack bad aliens. To become evil attack good aliens. You get alignment points and you get a social class according to your alignment. The more you get the better or worse you get. I'll put up a chart somewhere later, but not now cuz I'm lazy.
colors
0 - White
1 - Green
2 - Red
3 - Blue
4 - Orange
5 - Yellow
6 - Purple
7 - Pink
8 - Gray
9 - Light Gray
10 - Light Blue
11 - Yellow Green
12 - Turquoise
13 - Steel Blue
14 - Plumb
15 - Olive
16 - Brown
17 - Gold
18 - Lawn Green
19 - Tomato
20 - Black
use ` before the number, use `` to set it back
hacks
Hack #1 [10 bytes] - Restart your battle stats. (0/0/0/0) [Permanent]
Hack #2 [10 bytes] - Restart your alignment. [Permanent]
Hack #3 [10 bytes] - Confidence reset.
Hack #4 [10 bytes] - Allows You To Attack Any Levels.
Hack #5 [10 bytes] - Resets your Fishing for the day.
Hack #6 [10 bytes] - Makes you smell like ass, no one can attack you.
Hack #7 [10 bytes] - Reverses alignment.
Hack #8 [10 bytes] - Silent Kill (They can kill you and it wont show up on your news).
Hack #9 [10 bytes] - Resets training simulator.
Hack #10 [10 bytes] - Free PI's
Hack #11 [10 bytes] - Reverses smelling like ass.
Hack #12 [10 bytes] - Allows you to attack people that smell like ass.
Bless Weapon [400 bytes] - Makes Weapon Undamageable
Bless Armor [400 bytes] - Makes Armor Undamagable