Jokes, Riddles, and Mind Benders

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Send in your jokes, pranks, anything funny, and here's where it'll end up. Have fun!
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The philosophy of a skunk:
I stink, therefore I am
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What do you get when you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the Phew
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What did the judge say when he saw a skunk?
Odour in the court! Odour in the court!
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One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to arrest the two dead boys,
And if you don't beileve this story is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a streetcar was in sight.
The sun was shining brightly,
For it had rained all day that night.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And snow was raining fast
As a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood sitting in the grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
No, to get the chinese newspaper.  Do you get it?
    No.
Neither do I.  I get the Chronicle Herald.

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